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It’s not easy being able to flex as hard as Texas did (media.patriots.win)             MAGA            
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Clarence_Thomas 117 points ago +117 / -0

It seems like they hold their treaty with the USA very close to their chest, absolute Chad move

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Cheesemaker 108 points ago +108 / -0

Fun fact, there are three electrical grids in the US. East, West, and Texas

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undef 115 points ago +115 / -0

Few people know this.

Texas is the only state that could legitimately stand alone as a successful and wealthy first world country without the United States.

Texas is, and has always been, something incredibly special.

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mynewspiritclothes 60 points ago +60 / -0

My dad always knew it, God rest his soul. He was raised in Texas. Huge Longhorn and Cowboys fan. He and my mom ended up moving to GA, but he always raved about how great of a state Texas is. He loved it with all his heart. They are honoring him at this moment. I'm truly grateful.

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Cyer6 33 points ago +33 / -0

Have our own electrical grid, can grow our own food, supply our own oil and energy needs and soon we'll be able to make our own Tesla's pickup trucks because Elon's coming! What a fantastic state.

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ApocolipticPePe 31 points ago +31 / -0

We were our own country for 9 years - Republic of Texas

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NegativeRainbow 22 points ago +22 / -0

That's the funny thing... Russia has stated that if Texas was seceding from the union that they would support them... Most people think it's because they want to get back at the United States... The truth is that Texas would become one of the top 2 superpowers on the planet... Russia, and the rest of the world isn't sure which one would be bigger... The United States or Texas... and I'd think they'd want to start things off on a good note.

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NealKenneth 6 points ago +7 / -1

I see the point you're making but hold the horses on the hyperbole there.

This "only Texas" mentality is both counter-productive and untrue. Very few states need the big daddy federal government to be successful. Very few.

But we work together because it's beneficial to all of us to work together. That's the only reason. If it stops being beneficial (due to corruption, market interference, or other types of oppression) then states should feel free to bounce out of here. Like Brexit. That used to be how it worked until the Civil War, now technically we're locked together which causes a lot of problems. Sadly at this point, most states could secede and be better off.

It's definitely not "only Texas."

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Junionthepipeline 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's a dire shame that every effort to harden the grids was fraught by obama and frankly trump has not done enough.

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americathegr888 3 points ago +4 / -1

If we're going to have a civil war that largely works in our favor.

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TheDonkeyPirate 2 points ago +2 / -0

Related, but if Texas succeeded, it would be the 5th largest energy producing and consuming country in the world.

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Carry_Your_Name 4 points ago +4 / -0

This time the cowboys are gonna singlehandedly save the republic. The future of this nation hangs on this case.

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TX2013 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes we do

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ApocolipticPePe 45 points ago +45 / -0

I live in Texas can prove it by telling you we are the only state that flys the Texas flag and the US flag at the same height. We take no fucks.

Edit: also growing up we said the pledge to the US flag and then to the Texas flag.

"Honor the Texas flag; I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one state under God, one and indivisible."

Second edit: own a shirt that says “Fuck y’all, I’m from Texas”

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MAGA_or_GTFO 22 points ago +23 / -1

Austin is a hemorrhoid on the ass of TX

Needs some MAGA ointment to relieve it of inflamed libtard

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solarsavior 23 points ago +24 / -1

That’s where we keep the steers and queers.

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Kpstyles 9 points ago +9 / -0

We’re doing our damndest! I hope we can unseat a few council seats in this run off.

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Rugar22 9 points ago +9 / -0

Omg that's funny as shit.

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Cyer6 1 point ago +1 / -0

If it all goes down, we just need a week or so to clean that town out.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 11 points ago +11 / -0

Is there a Texas citizenship test like there is with the US as a whole?

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undef 25 points ago +25 / -0

If there is, I'm fairly certain it involves smoking a brisket to perfection.

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FCUK_REDDIT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thats not an easy thing. Even for us Texans. Its not an exact science.

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Konsaki 21 points ago +21 / -0
  • Do you have a Firearm?
  • Do you like Smoked Brisket?
  • Are you ready to fight anyone that says 'no' to the prior questions?
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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 9 points ago +9 / -0

You bet your ass I do!

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ancroidubh 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shit, I’m from NC and I’ll answer YES to all three.

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Cheesemaker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do you put beans in your chili?

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ApocolipticPePe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think there is a question about what to do when heading East and enter the pine curtain...

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hiddensfinger 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Alamo test perhaps?

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GingerMan512 4 points ago +4 / -0

We have a dedicated 2 years of Texas history in k-12. If you don't know a lot about our history I would highly encourage you to look into it. It's fascinating.

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Tejas_Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, learn about our "George Washington" Sam Houston. And the Commanche tribes, the most bad ass injuns in the US.

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Cheesemaker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well we do teach Texas history in school. And you say the pledge of alliance to the Texas state flag in school.

At least when I went to school. Crazies moving from California trying to ruin this wonderful State.

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GingerMan512 1 point ago +1 / -0

They still do both USA and Texas pledges at least in elementary schools in Austin. Of course they do both also in Spanish.

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americathegr888 0 points ago +1 / -1

Don't forget the millions of communists from south of the border trying to ruin it, most of them "legally" too.

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solarsavior 3 points ago +3 / -0

I resemble that remark.

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Aoikaze2000 9 points ago +9 / -0

I imagine if Texas decided to become it's own country again (rather than be part of the US) it would likely wreck the US economy.

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MadRussian 3 points ago +3 / -0

It should be its own country again.