What are you world champions getting your betrothed for Christmas? I don't want to buy any Amazon crap but I suck at shopping. She identifies as my wife but she doesn't use pronouns anymore. She doesn't want another gun or ammo (I don't understand this), so I'm asking my favorite people for any wisdom they can offer.
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A good knife. A light switchblade like a SOG. Gave one to my daughter. She loves it. And they come in handy for close encounters with fucktards.
I'm not sure I can have a switchblade delivered to PA, or a butterfly, but that's an awesome idea! I'd love that... I don't think my wife would be thrilled though hahaha.
I've completely bored her of defensive weaponry, but I may get her some OC spray anyhow.
It is legal to get a one hand assisted opening knife in PA. As a PA pede if you are thinking knife look into one like this https://tacticalgear.com/columbia-river-knife-tool-m16-14dsfg-tanto-special-forces-g10-folding-knife-desert
This is why I'm bad at buying gifts, I end up buying 10 knives.
hahahahaha 🤣👌 not always a bad thing
You could try offensive weaponry like Hi-Point.
I offered her dad a hi-point for his daughters hand in marriage. It's been 4 years since we've spoken.
That's a Hi-Point low point if there ever was one.