What are you world champions getting your betrothed for Christmas? I don't want to buy any Amazon crap but I suck at shopping. She identifies as my wife but she doesn't use pronouns anymore. She doesn't want another gun or ammo (I don't understand this), so I'm asking my favorite people for any wisdom they can offer.
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A good knife. A light switchblade like a SOG. Gave one to my daughter. She loves it. And they come in handy for close encounters with fucktards.
I'm not sure I can have a switchblade delivered to PA, or a butterfly, but that's an awesome idea! I'd love that... I don't think my wife would be thrilled though hahaha.
I've completely bored her of defensive weaponry, but I may get her some OC spray anyhow.
It is legal to get a one hand assisted opening knife in PA. As a PA pede if you are thinking knife look into one like this https://tacticalgear.com/columbia-river-knife-tool-m16-14dsfg-tanto-special-forces-g10-folding-knife-desert
This is why I'm bad at buying gifts, I end up buying 10 knives.
hahahahaha 🤣👌 not always a bad thing
You could try offensive weaponry like Hi-Point.
I offered her dad a hi-point for his daughters hand in marriage. It's been 4 years since we've spoken.
That's a Hi-Point low point if there ever was one.
The carbines are 20% more pot metal.. wait
Hi-Point customer: u mean it comes with pot??? hell yeah, homie! turn it sideways 2 shoot better
A gorgeous cashmere sweater! Make sure you check her size! A beautiful one made in Scotland is best. Or you can get her pearls. If she doesn't already have them. Mikimoto are the best.
You should also get her a special ornament for the tree. We love that shit! Waterford is nice and you can get them discounted at Home Goods or Marshalls.
A beautiful handmade cutting board for the kitchen. (hubby got me a killer one last year made by a local craftsman)
A lovely candle for her is nice too. Get to the local farmers market and get her some hand made goodies. Lavender sachets for her lingerie drawer. Some lovely handmade soaps too!
A YETI coffee cup or tea cup. Throw some lottery tickets in each present!
A set of jammies that is soft and lovely, check out Soft Surroundings on line. A silk pillowcase for her. Yes I'm that lady!! A nice soft throw for the bed.
If you need any more ideas I live to serve xoxo p.s. you're a great hubby!
The silk pillowcase is now en route. Thanks so much! Great reply. The drawer scentinizer was also a fun idea but aside from amazon and stuff it's all diy. I hate candles and their fumes but I did get her some kind've 360° candle burning contraption. Gotta admit you lost me at the lottery tickets haha.
God bless you and yours. Thanks again.
Glad I could help! My hubby puts lottery tickets in my stocking and then tucks some into my gifts. We have fun realizing we lost ....again, but it's a fun thing to do together. Does she need a nice floor length robe? Again check out Soft surroundings, they have awesome stuff!
Don't you have a local farmer's market? That's where I get local handmade goodies. Or you can go to ETSY to get things that are American made! Lots of cool stuff there to choose from . You can get sachets there for her lingerie drawer. It's a win win you get to smell the lovely lavender on your hot pede wife's undies!
ETSY is your best bet for handmade, American made gifts that us chickies love!!
We ordered some bath robes from my pillow because free Rittenhouse. God bless Rindell. Etsy.com isn't working atm but will check back.
We are country folk and we buy our milk local. Farmers and flea markets used to abound before the mass retardation. This is a sad state of affairs we find ourselves in.. but I digress.
Outstanding suggestions pede. Godspeed.
You’re from our heartland! We love our flyover pedes! God bless you and your wife. I know you’re going to make her Christmas wonderful! A man after my own heart!
Cashmere sweaters are nuts price wise but I'm considering this https://www.johnstonsofelgin.com/us/dark-chocolate-womens-cashmere-batwing-roll-neck-jumper.html
A sizeable purchase! Not to pick your brain too much, but is this normal cost?
Ouch! No!! You can do better shop around! $200 is Max! I’ll do some searching for tomorrow m!
Did you try asking her?
Why would I be mad?
I'm trying to be romantic with surprises. halp
Smart women always leave hints. Smart men pick up on that without being obvious.
If you want romantic, a trip for two to somewhere warmer is often a hit.
Super soft and well made lounge wear is good, match up some socks, some nice perfume (Ballet Rose by Philosophy is nice), a couple gift cards from her favorite book store, bath bombs, her fav form of chocolate, wine, and jewelry are all great things.
I don't appreciate the thinly veiled insults to our intelligence, but I do appreciate the advice.
I've checked off the lounge wear, perfume and bath bombs are oil distillate garbage.
Books are good.
Nah. No insults there. I am not in the business of thinly veiling anything.
Meh, you probably didn't mean anything by it. Godspeed.
You’re a babe! Love your ideas!
She have her own plate carrier?
No she carries the ammo. Open to suggestions though!
Helicopter flying lessons?
I'd rather start with something you can parachute out of.
https://imgur.com/gallery/omzc6gq
If I had a significant other-pede...I’d love it if he bought me a knock-off of this purse...It’d make me extra happy if he got me the shirt to match.
That’s a $12,000 purse. Ouchie! You don’t want the knock off you want to be successful enough to get a real one. Work hard and it’s yours.
P.s. from an old lady pede who has a serious purse collection xoxo
Appreciate the suggestion and I hope you find true love, but I only click on maga.host image links.
It’s a picture of Melania wearing a cute shirt with a cute matching purse. Camo with the word TRUMP all over
Plane ticket to DC.
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She got me one of those a few years ago. Good suggestion.
A dust pan. Trust me. She’ll love it.
You will find love one day.
Is this for opening beer bottles?
Thanks for the suggestion, but so far as holiday gifts are concerned, she's over any and all weaponry, decorative or otherwise.
My Pillow Giza Dream Sheets
Can you attest to their awesomeness?
Not yet. Will report back on Christmas. Got them on bogo so it wasn’t tooooooooooo expensive. I don’t mind though since they are made in America
Mike Lindell helped to free Kyle Rittenhouse. I should buy these because of this alone.
Do it!!!! I got one for my fiancé, one for each of my parents and one for my MiL