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posted ago by TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour ago by TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour +17 / -0

What are you world champions getting your betrothed for Christmas? I don't want to buy any Amazon crap but I suck at shopping. She identifies as my wife but she doesn't use pronouns anymore. She doesn't want another gun or ammo (I don't understand this), so I'm asking my favorite people for any wisdom they can offer.

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Memebomber 5 points ago +5 / -0

A good knife. A light switchblade like a SOG. Gave one to my daughter. She loves it. And they come in handy for close encounters with fucktards.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not sure I can have a switchblade delivered to PA, or a butterfly, but that's an awesome idea! I'd love that... I don't think my wife would be thrilled though hahaha.

I've completely bored her of defensive weaponry, but I may get her some OC spray anyhow.

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Deadpool 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is legal to get a one hand assisted opening knife in PA. As a PA pede if you are thinking knife look into one like this https://tacticalgear.com/columbia-river-knife-tool-m16-14dsfg-tanto-special-forces-g10-folding-knife-desert

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is why I'm bad at buying gifts, I end up buying 10 knives.

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Deadpool 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahahahaha 🤣👌 not always a bad thing

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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've completely bored her of defensive weaponry

You could try offensive weaponry like Hi-Point.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I offered her dad a hi-point for his daughters hand in marriage. It's been 4 years since we've spoken.

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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a Hi-Point low point if there ever was one.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

The carbines are 20% more pot metal.. wait

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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hi-Point customer: u mean it comes with pot??? hell yeah, homie! turn it sideways 2 shoot better

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Brookes 4 points ago +4 / -0

A gorgeous cashmere sweater! Make sure you check her size! A beautiful one made in Scotland is best. Or you can get her pearls. If she doesn't already have them. Mikimoto are the best.

You should also get her a special ornament for the tree. We love that shit! Waterford is nice and you can get them discounted at Home Goods or Marshalls.

A beautiful handmade cutting board for the kitchen. (hubby got me a killer one last year made by a local craftsman)

A lovely candle for her is nice too. Get to the local farmers market and get her some hand made goodies. Lavender sachets for her lingerie drawer. Some lovely handmade soaps too!

A YETI coffee cup or tea cup. Throw some lottery tickets in each present!

A set of jammies that is soft and lovely, check out Soft Surroundings on line. A silk pillowcase for her. Yes I'm that lady!! A nice soft throw for the bed.

If you need any more ideas I live to serve xoxo p.s. you're a great hubby!

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

The silk pillowcase is now en route. Thanks so much! Great reply. The drawer scentinizer was also a fun idea but aside from amazon and stuff it's all diy. I hate candles and their fumes but I did get her some kind've 360° candle burning contraption. Gotta admit you lost me at the lottery tickets haha.

God bless you and yours. Thanks again.

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Brookes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glad I could help! My hubby puts lottery tickets in my stocking and then tucks some into my gifts. We have fun realizing we lost ....again, but it's a fun thing to do together. Does she need a nice floor length robe? Again check out Soft surroundings, they have awesome stuff!

Don't you have a local farmer's market? That's where I get local handmade goodies. Or you can go to ETSY to get things that are American made! Lots of cool stuff there to choose from . You can get sachets there for her lingerie drawer. It's a win win you get to smell the lovely lavender on your hot pede wife's undies!

ETSY is your best bet for handmade, American made gifts that us chickies love!!

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

We ordered some bath robes from my pillow because free Rittenhouse. God bless Rindell. Etsy.com isn't working atm but will check back.

We are country folk and we buy our milk local. Farmers and flea markets used to abound before the mass retardation. This is a sad state of affairs we find ourselves in.. but I digress.

Outstanding suggestions pede. Godspeed.

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Brookes 2 points ago +2 / -0

You’re from our heartland! We love our flyover pedes! God bless you and your wife. I know you’re going to make her Christmas wonderful! A man after my own heart!

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cashmere sweaters are nuts price wise but I'm considering this https://www.johnstonsofelgin.com/us/dark-chocolate-womens-cashmere-batwing-roll-neck-jumper.html

A sizeable purchase! Not to pick your brain too much, but is this normal cost?

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Brookes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ouch! No!! You can do better shop around! $200 is Max! I’ll do some searching for tomorrow m!

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ellejay1234 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did you try asking her?

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ellejay1234 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why would I be mad?

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm trying to be romantic with surprises. halp

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ellejay1234 2 points ago +2 / -0

Smart women always leave hints. Smart men pick up on that without being obvious.

If you want romantic, a trip for two to somewhere warmer is often a hit.

Super soft and well made lounge wear is good, match up some socks, some nice perfume (Ballet Rose by Philosophy is nice), a couple gift cards from her favorite book store, bath bombs, her fav form of chocolate, wine, and jewelry are all great things.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't appreciate the thinly veiled insults to our intelligence, but I do appreciate the advice.

I've checked off the lounge wear, perfume and bath bombs are oil distillate garbage.

Books are good.

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ellejay1234 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah. No insults there. I am not in the business of thinly veiling anything.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meh, you probably didn't mean anything by it. Godspeed.

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Brookes 1 point ago +1 / -0

You’re a babe! Love your ideas!

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lo_there 3 points ago +3 / -0

She have her own plate carrier?

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

No she carries the ammo. Open to suggestions though!

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L3773R5 2 points ago +2 / -0

Helicopter flying lessons?

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd rather start with something you can parachute out of.

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iLoveTrumpyBear 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://imgur.com/gallery/omzc6gq

If I had a significant other-pede...I’d love it if he bought me a knock-off of this purse...It’d make me extra happy if he got me the shirt to match.

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Brookes 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s a $12,000 purse. Ouchie! You don’t want the knock off you want to be successful enough to get a real one. Work hard and it’s yours.

P.s. from an old lady pede who has a serious purse collection xoxo

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Appreciate the suggestion and I hope you find true love, but I only click on maga.host image links.

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iLoveTrumpyBear 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s a picture of Melania wearing a cute shirt with a cute matching purse. Camo with the word TRUMP all over

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Ichabod 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plane ticket to DC.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

REFUZETHEMUZZLE

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

She got me one of those a few years ago. Good suggestion.

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Chief_Wahoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

A dust pan. Trust me. She’ll love it.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

You will find love one day.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this for opening beer bottles?

Thanks for the suggestion, but so far as holiday gifts are concerned, she's over any and all weaponry, decorative or otherwise.

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Dingmann01 2 points ago +2 / -0

My Pillow Giza Dream Sheets

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can you attest to their awesomeness?

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Dingmann01 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not yet. Will report back on Christmas. Got them on bogo so it wasn’t tooooooooooo expensive. I don’t mind though since they are made in America

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mike Lindell helped to free Kyle Rittenhouse. I should buy these because of this alone.

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Dingmann01 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do it!!!! I got one for my fiancé, one for each of my parents and one for my MiL