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CherokeePede 205 points ago +205 / -0

They'll name a school after him there for sure.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 131 points ago +131 / -0

I'd send my kids to Rittenhouse Academy.

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Troll 94 points ago +94 / -0

Hey! My son went there. Scored top honors in helicopter piloting and firearm usage.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 31 points ago +31 / -0

Sounds like a good boy! You done good with that one.

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Dr707 32 points ago +32 / -0

Rittenhouse reformatory academy. Send all the California converts there for 2 years

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DJTrumpalicious 10 points ago +10 / -0

Must be able to present a minimum of three firearms & demonstrate proficiency on a hunt with skinning & butchering game onsite, while preserving the hide for tanning with each one. Failure to do so will be grounds for helicopter export.

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Donald_Gear_Solid 5 points ago +6 / -1

Moving from CA to TX, was just here for police job, voted Trump, do I still have to attend? Not that Rittenhouse academy sounds badass tho.

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Dr707 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes.

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litux 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that a medical school?

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Saremei 8 points ago +8 / -0

They teach surgical precision.

Also bicep-ectomies.

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TheOxOnRocks 23 points ago +23 / -0

The Rittenhouse of fucking commies. “Ok class, today we are going to learn what to do if a commie tries to bash your brains out with a skate board. And no, we don’t ask them if they are a pedophile first, because they are, all commies are pedos. First student with with the correct answer gets to demonstrate the correct exocuc.. answer to the class. Exhibit A. Commie specimen.”

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Dedcatsk8r 8 points ago +8 / -0

Its called a truck slap(clocked w/a sk8board" and its usually reserved for creepers at the park trying to diddle the youngsters. Ill hit up my Burnside sk8 buds and see wats up with that dude. Hes gonna get ground up by the underground. I still got pull being a Dagger for life!

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ausglitsch 5 points ago +5 / -0

or at least an ROTC academy

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makenomistake 60 points ago +60 / -0

Then build a skate park in front of the Kyle statue, with Kyle's watchful eye protecting it.

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Xerxes_Bleeds 31 points ago +31 / -0

I'm telling you the date of the attack needs to mark the beginning of FAFO Awareness Week

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sorossockpuppet2 7 points ago +7 / -0

KEK

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LoobintheToobin 16 points ago +16 / -0

Erection worthy, to be sure.