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Rock_Flag_Eagle 131 points ago +131 / -0

I'd send my kids to Rittenhouse Academy.

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Troll 94 points ago +94 / -0

Hey! My son went there. Scored top honors in helicopter piloting and firearm usage.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 31 points ago +31 / -0

Sounds like a good boy! You done good with that one.

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Dr707 32 points ago +32 / -0

Rittenhouse reformatory academy. Send all the California converts there for 2 years

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DJTrumpalicious 10 points ago +10 / -0

Must be able to present a minimum of three firearms & demonstrate proficiency on a hunt with skinning & butchering game onsite, while preserving the hide for tanning with each one. Failure to do so will be grounds for helicopter export.

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Donald_Gear_Solid 5 points ago +6 / -1

Moving from CA to TX, was just here for police job, voted Trump, do I still have to attend? Not that Rittenhouse academy sounds badass tho.

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Dr707 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes.

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litux 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that a medical school?

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Saremei 8 points ago +8 / -0

They teach surgical precision.

Also bicep-ectomies.

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