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Mavdick96 219 points ago +228 / -9

Cruz has gone through almost all of his character arc. In order to finish and fully have gone from Lyin' to Lion and embrace MAGA, he must argue for Trump before SCOTUS. Then when he helps secure victory for Trump, he will get my vote for president.

Edit: Some fags downvoting me? Lol ok.

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Ragnar_Danneskjold 97 points ago +97 / -0

2016 was the young brash student with dreams of being the hero charging into the Master's chambers and challenging him to a battle, and getting his ass subsequently kicked. The past 4 years was the training montage before he enters the tournament.

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LIBS_are_LOSERS 49 points ago +49 / -0

No shame in getting beat by Trump (if you have a brain and can actually learn from it)

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fapoo 34 points ago +34 / -0

He appears to have done this. He didn't let his ego get the better of him and become a never trumper

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snoopy3210 12 points ago +12 / -0

Now I understand the word "decoupling"

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4Godand4Country 13 points ago +13 / -0

We don't need their low grade pharmaceuticals or amazon/alibaba trash anyway

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Americanpatriot556 12 points ago +12 / -0

Up voted for rand before even reading the comment, and I stand by it. Ted took his beating in stride and has learned much from the master.

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DRKMSTR 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anime arc confirmed

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s great that Kurūzu is no longer on hiatus.

I don’t want to spoil what comes next for those who haven’t read the manga

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Trumper926 33 points ago +34 / -1

We need less establishment RINOS and I TRULY HATE how cucked the GOP is.

With that said, Ted Cruz has earned it and it feels like he has learned from Trump. I would vote for him in 2024 primary if he helps pull this off.

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VoltronGreen1981 8 points ago +8 / -0

We need a wall of shame site to list all the GOP turncoats that are getting thrown out on their asses the next time election season comes around.

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Aoikaze2000 4 points ago +4 / -0

I suspect that if we clean up the voting system, many of those RINOs are going bye bye.

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VoltronGreen1981 2 points ago +2 / -0

It will hopefully ensure that those that run against them in the primaries won't be screwed over by fraud.

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JuliasEbola00 1 point ago +1 / -0

That wall will be so big that we could use it on the borders

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Jonnyreb84 11 points ago +11 / -0

Have you seen his Book one Vote Away, he work with Trump on the Supreme court picks

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Mavdick96 12 points ago +12 / -0

Nope, I rarely read books anymore. Spend too much time on The Donald.

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VP_Unchained 6 points ago +6 / -0

metoo....Kek

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think we read books from different Obamas.

I read one and I increased my trap muscles and penis size with the “Barry Bends Over” workouts

Thanks Michael!

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centispide 4 points ago +4 / -0

Definitely hope he's the next president of the USA, after Trump's next term.

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Colonel_Chestbridge 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s like watching a movie

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blacksmith21 28 points ago +28 / -0

It's time for Zodiac Killer t-shirts

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Krauter 6 points ago +6 / -0

At some point, there was the conspiracy theory that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer. Obviously it was some kind of shitpost, but it stuck and now here we are years later.

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SaltyKrakenBalls 8 points ago +8 / -0

Martygreen puts his wiener in Nancy Pelosi's crusty crack.

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Cyphr 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nancy Pelosi's crusty crack.

I may not be able to eat for several days just thinking about that... you bastard.

On the other hand, there might be a lot of money to be made with "The Pelosi Diet". So there's that.

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Tyrone_biggums 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stoooooooop

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chinese shill

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Taupkek 17 points ago +18 / -1

Liked him then, like hi more now. Disliked his speech at the 2016 convention, the real low spot for him. He's done better since then

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GlacialSpeed 26 points ago +28 / -2

I honestly think Cruz has learned from Trump.

President Trumo is teaching the smart ones how to win.

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NoGulag4Me 15 points ago +15 / -0

Cruz was always based and outspoken. He was a shining star in 2015 and has only improved.

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4218 14 points ago +16 / -2

Let’s not re-write history now, sir. Ted Cruz was a bitch ass nigga in 2015-2016. Trump got him to bend the knee.

Remember when he said Trump was going to set the Republican Party back a generation? And how he said Trump would lose vs Sanders and Clinton?

He bent the knee.

I remember the Attack ads, consistently calling Trump a liar and cuckery. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/712850174838771712?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

With that being said, Ted Cruz has shown tremendous growth when he accepted that Trump was the President and was working for the betterment of the country. Impressive really.

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TheCandorist 1 point ago +2 / -1

He is a lot better than he was when he was elected. It's irrefutable that he has embraced a more Trumpian approach to messaging. His ideology was always pretty solid but he came off as just another GOP in his behavior. Now he is embracing meme culture, social media more effectively, and getting his message out on podcasts and youtube channels completely bypassing the media spin and building a better connection with republican leaning people.

Constantly being on shows with people like Crowder and Knowles is connecting directly with the non geriatric possible voters as well as making him a more likeable person.

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qwertyuiop123 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah Cruz had the exact same platform as Trump, but Cruz didn't know how to win. I think seeing what the leftists did to Trump he realized that what Trump did to him was nothing in comparison, and he had to man up and learn to roll with the punches a bit better if he wanted to play this game.

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AllWeDoIsWinFL 2 points ago +3 / -1

They were not at all the same in 2016

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qwertyuiop123 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump basically took Cruz's platform word for word, which is one of the reasons Cruz was so pissed. He was guaranteed to be President until Trump entered the race and kicked the stool out from under him.

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Trumper926 5 points ago +6 / -1

This. He learned from Trump. We need less pussies in the Republican party. Ted Cruz has started fighting properly.

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Trumper926 1 point ago +2 / -1

I think a big part of it: they are scared of the press. They are afraid of being capped any number if bad things; whereas Trump isn't scared.

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Quentin_X_Zanzibar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump has taught those Repubs who will listen that you win not by holding your tongue but by speaking off the cuff at the risk of being offensive. The cringe-fringe leftists will be offended no matter how carefully you word what you say so fuck ’em. Some MOR normies (in as much as they pay attention to politics at all) will be turned off but at least as many will be happy to hear a politician honestly speak their mind for a change.

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VP_Unchained 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's almost trying to out-Trump, Trump.. Love the enthusiasm

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milonie 4 points ago +4 / -0

best piccolo turnaround

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VoltronGreen1981 3 points ago +3 / -0

He misjudged and underestimated Trump, assuming he was just some NY businessman with an ego that wanted to dabble in politics for the hell of it.

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PittClv 7 points ago +9 / -2

I very much disliked Cruz in 2015. He seemed like another RINO in a suit and was going to be another patsy that he GOP put out. I have hated the democrat party and the republican party for a long time. I am an independent, but a conservative. The Tea Party was a great start to shake the bones of these RINOS, and now the MAGA party or LION party is what it will take to restore our country. I am glad that Senator Cruz is not only on board but that he was quickly on board after losing to Trump in the primaries. Since then Cruz has been one of our largest assets.

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BasteSpuds 75 points ago +75 / -0

Ewww. r/conservative.

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PNW_PEPE 22 points ago +22 / -0

lol its gotten so bad over the past year. I used to spend so much time there, now I don't go at all; you cant go on any subreddit without liberal hivemind seeping into the discussion

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iPissExcellence -24 points ago +3 / -27

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

Or this sub is being flooded w/ booger shills pushing the booger goblin on us.

Either way, this is THE DONALD DOT WIN, NOT boogergoblin.lose

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DogFacedPepeSoldier 18 points ago +18 / -0

🤔 new account with a post history that's mostly attacking Pedes and Cruz.

Smells like ShareBlue in here.

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JS_Mill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Our salt repository.

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Spezz 1 point ago +1 / -0

idk how any of them/they/she/it last on reddit it I make an account to troll i’m perm banned within the day every time

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Jappletime 20 points ago +21 / -1

It worries me that Teds wife works for Goldman Sachs. There is a lot of Chinese influence at Goldman’s. Why would he go against his wife or her employer.

Love Cruz it’s just nagging me

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BigIronBigIron 6 points ago +6 / -0

We don't talk enough about Government Sachs.

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almond_activator 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's because you can't talk about which government.

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kag-2020- 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pick a Democrat/RINO.

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Junionthepipeline 4 points ago +4 / -0

The entire democrat party, cia,fbi,coumo,dominion,obama ,etc

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

I said the entire democratic party.

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_-Th0r-_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

He has also become a meme within a meme.

From fartgate to chang bang... and this guy recently fancied himself worthy of running for President.

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DRKMSTR 1 point ago +1 / -0

Little did we know democrats will do anything for hookers and blow.

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electricboogaloo 1 point ago +1 / -0

658UMxMws qi Q5b1

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OrenthalGMudbone 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't wanna see him kissing chicoms

Ingratiating chicoms

Succubus with chicoms

In bed with a chicom

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Trump_da_g0d 12 points ago +14 / -2

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AntsCamera 11 points ago +11 / -0

Our first hispanic president will be a republican REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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TheCandorist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Democrats won't count him because apparently Cubans count as white now since they voted largely for Trump.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just like Enrique Tarrio … wait

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TheCandorist 2 points ago +2 / -0

If Candace Owens is white I guess there is no reason he can't be.

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Suckmyassbernie 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lyin Ted is now LION TED

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fooko666 8 points ago +8 / -0

I used to hate cruz. Not gonna lie, i just thought dude was ugly and trollish looking. Then he grew a powerful beard, and started becoming savage against these Democrat traitors.

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fuqdup 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cruz missile!

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Billybobcuccio 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ted Cruz is a true Patriot 🇺🇸

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comoragh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Personally I think he should lose some weight before he runs again.

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DragonNRG 5 points ago +5 / -0

But... how can he lose weight without running

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JonSnow316 2 points ago +2 / -0

Straight Fire 🔥 🔥!

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thatguynobody 1 point ago +1 / -0

Based Ted is the BEST Ted.

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FollowingQ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well that was spicy.

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HateEngine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Supa-hot-fire -ohhhhhh.gif

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

He actually tweeted this? Holy shit!!!! Balls of steel!

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invalid_data 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's time for more of the GOP to stop giving a fuck. Fuck the Democrat noise, fuck their identify politics, fuck their political correctness. Time to call bullshit, bullshit. Time for the republicans to fight back.

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Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

He sure doesn't give a fuck about American white collar workers, that's for sure.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

🔥

What is going on with Ted Cruz? He is getting hotter every day!

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BillDStrong 1 point ago +1 / -0

Somebody mentioned he has dual citizenship, as does Kamela Harris. Doesn't dual citizenship prevent you from being President? Couldn't that be argued before the court? If the case came to it, would Cruz stand and fight for that? I had a dream, a few years ago about this scenario. The only problem is, I didn't pay attention to politics until this election, and had no idea who these 2 people were, or what they looked like.

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Bernnyblue52 1 point ago +1 / -0

Will updoot everytime. No quarter.

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ifififififokiedokie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait I thought this was a shit post...

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Deacon_Frosties 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's made a believer out of me, that's for sure

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REDhunter1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

SNAP!

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Ssoul 1 point ago +1 / -0

God level trolling

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gnomenclature 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bwahahaha.

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not_a_shill 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is funny...but i'mma press X to doubt unless someone posts a more definitive source than cuckit.

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GreenScreen 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like this Ted better.

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KingSweyn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look who learned how to win!

Trump said he'd teach them.

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GastonP1000 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a real burn if I've ever seen one.

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oriosmit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ewww....reddit....

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FedUpAndReady 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ted changed a lot after openly liking twatter porn. I like him better now. More politicians should have a boomer moment while looking at porn.

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Shewhomustbeobeyed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump taught the old GOP how to fight and win, and how to shit post........ before Trump they would alll just roll over when the Dems played dirty. It took a kid from Queens to teach them another way!!!

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BobBlackwood 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn it i love Ted Cruz.

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McShameful 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would downvote this if I could because it’s from Reddit. Otherwise, cool.

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BornFree1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't believe he said that LOL. Game set match.

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MattWoodPA 1 point ago +1 / -0

The trump is growing in him