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Gangfang [S] 258 points ago +260 / -2 (edited)

I ruv america!

🦇🥣 Update: My cover is really blown now that this is stickied lol. Thanks mods!

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shadypollster 36 points ago +36 / -0

Bang bang neow!

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Xtracreddit 25 points ago +25 / -0
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Morpheus75 5 points ago +5 / -0

Too late, the dems got to her already

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Fester_USMC 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hope you posted this as a regular post as well

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Hypmoden 3 points ago +3 / -0

bing bing bong bong

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DJTLandSlide2020 28 points ago +28 / -0

If ruving Trump is wong, I want wong all the time.

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4218 17 points ago +17 / -0

Trump Ah mei zing

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FancyBeerCoozyBeer 14 points ago +14 / -0

сколько рублей?

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ZeroDeltaTango 10 points ago +10 / -0

Whatever it is, it's slishkom mnogo.

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ProphetBoi 10 points ago +10 / -0

Rmfao

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ZeroDeltaTango 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOFR...

MAO!

Mao. Eelie!

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A_Little_White_Duck 3 points ago +3 / -0

My russian sucks, over 30 years. Does that say "How many Rubles"?

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labajada 8 points ago +8 / -0

Chynez penis so small, American penis too beaucoup!

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slangin_paint 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wrong time, luv

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McFatty7 17 points ago +17 / -0

America numba won!

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FangGang 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not as much as I!

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ZeroDeltaTango 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rife, ribelty, and the pulsuit of happiness!

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TalmudIsToiletPaper 5 points ago +6 / -1

Ha! u no even Chinese! Rook ata u!! So fake! u canna even say rife, riberty, and purse of happiness. U have purse, or u poor! Hahahah. Stoopid fake Chinese!

Oh, Herro Ferrow Pedes. U wanna orda Bat Soop? It Dericious!

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Gangfang [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love this place.

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AZTrumpFan 19 points ago +19 / -0

Chitty chitty bang bang?

Anyone??

...I'll see myself out...

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Blinduser 3 points ago +3 / -0

You get all my upvotes

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 5 points ago +6 / -1

Fang Gang give Gang Fang Gang Bang to Fang Fang.

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nuhbin 56 points ago +56 / -0

the real question is, does it make you look more suspicious or less suspicious for pointing it out

I feel like the guy from Princess Bride right now

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Dride 25 points ago +25 / -0

Inconceivabre!

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STUSL 9 points ago +9 / -0

I don’t think that word means what you think it means.

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Bout2gitsome 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here-to-for

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Mamapedia 4 points ago +4 / -0

Beauty!

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Eatinglue 10 points ago +10 / -0

NEVER GET INVOLVED IN A LAND WAR IN ASIA

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RyanT282 7 points ago +7 / -0

Never go in against a Sicillian when death is on the line!

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JohnR23 5 points ago +5 / -0

HA HA! Ha ha! Ha.....

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RexCollumSilvarum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Never get involved in a meme war against centipedes

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wins_bigly 29 points ago +30 / -1

shu wan sum fuk?

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TangerineShine 12 points ago +13 / -1

Sounds distinctly Mexican

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JamesWoodsiQ 6 points ago +6 / -0

SPOTS ON THE WALL by Hu Flung Cum

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Chuj 24 points ago +25 / -1

No handshake symbol. Seasoned account.

Clearly you planned it all, China spy!!! /s

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Gangfang [S] 26 points ago +26 / -0

"Seasoned account" feels good man.

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Magafactured 4 points ago +4 / -0

<SuspiciousPhilipJFryFace.jpg>

😄

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BasedInFact 5 points ago +5 / -0

It special FIVE-season account. It rearry good. You like. No MSG or microphone, I promise.

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Ella101 2 points ago +2 / -0

hand shake symbol?

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Chuj 2 points ago +2 / -0

Means a new account. Half are real, half are shills to deport

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Ella101 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is there a way to distinguish new account or u have to go to it?

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CloudIX 7 points ago +7 / -0

Epstein no kill heself

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Bundleshee 20 points ago +20 / -0

Lmao

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SoldanoSlo 16 points ago +17 / -1

Ho Lee Fuk

Wi Tu Lo

Gang Fang Bang Tang

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GeauxTrump20 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sum Yung Guy: has entered the chat.

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Thought_Criminal1984 13 points ago +13 / -0

Daaaang Gang Fang that's your name mang!?

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The_red_hat 12 points ago +12 / -0

Oh that’s gold

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Mavdick96 9 points ago +9 / -0

You fucking Chicom spies too?

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Gangfang [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Maybe I am the Chinese spy?

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Dride 6 points ago +6 / -0

No, you engrish to good fo spy?

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LockeThePatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does the chinaman type in an accent as well?

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Hokage_Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

"What if she's a spy?"

"What if I'm spy?"

"Or you?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlmAg7R3GSI&feature=youtu.be&t=259

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purple_nitrile 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek.

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i_still_like_beer 9 points ago +9 / -0

‘Tis the season to be jolly Fah rah rah rah rah, rah rah rah rahhh

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TheDogPill 4 points ago +4 / -0

*jorry

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STUSL 3 points ago +3 / -0

The duck.... it’s smiling at me.

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RyanT282 3 points ago +3 / -0

Deck the harrs with barrs of horry.

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ShrikeDeCil 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ho Ho Ho

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patriotblend 3 points ago +3 / -0

I need to watch that movie again

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Dride 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just gonna leave this here...

https://youtu.be/oTjFbKJYkkw

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Gangfang [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

That is my all time favorite Jaboody Dub.

"Flawless victory. Fatality. Round two, fight!" eating sounds

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80960KA 3 points ago +3 / -0

I gotta go with "Billy Mays' Blue Balls" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY0tTewZYmY

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DoubleBased 3 points ago +3 / -0

Watda fuk am I wachin?

This is absolutely hilarious.

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Dride 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh God. I drank so much in college, discovered dragon ball z, and lived on Chinese buffet. Good times. Fuk I'm old now...

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Gangfang [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel like we know each other lol

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DaveMastor 6 points ago +6 / -0

Right, I'm sure that you're name has anything to do with it...

So anyway, was Shartwell a foot guy, or was he into even more gross things?

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Dride 8 points ago +8 / -0

I just vomited a little. In my soul.

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DixOut4Donald 7 points ago +7 / -0

It’d have to be a Japanese spy for that.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Turning Japanese?

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Aoikaze2000 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think I'm turning Japanese?

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bubadmt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Herro fellow millipedes, which way to illegal meme section?

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Gangfang [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol

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TheMadManDidItAgain 5 points ago +5 / -0

Time machine...

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TheBasedZodiac 5 points ago +5 / -0

Everyone thinks I’m Ted Cruz lol

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jsphere256 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yang Gang gangbanged Fang Fang

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Postal 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm most impressed that you created this a year ago holy smokes

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Gangfang [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's been a grand ole time!

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TheQuickening 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joined over a year ago, wonder if your Consciousness knew?

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LockeThePatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seriously. Is there at least an alibi for this username OP?

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My_dick_screamed 4 points ago +4 / -0

lmao this is great. We ruv u 5 dollar

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Azrael14 4 points ago +4 / -0

I fucking love you pedes!

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Duderufuckinkidding 4 points ago +4 / -0

DEEEEEPOOOOOORT

did not deport

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Gangfang [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gangfanging should be a national pastime.

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FangGang 3 points ago +3 / -0

What nao...

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JaevlaSkit 3 points ago +3 / -0

I had a Chinese kid in my grade whose name was Hang Wei Zhang.

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Emperorvoid 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pede... How did you know? What else do you know? What are my lucky numbers?

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Gangfang [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

You want fortune cookie?

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Emperorvoid 2 points ago +2 / -0

You are Psychic!

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Bout2gitsome 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fang-Fangはコミーです

(Fang Fang is a commie)

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Alaskan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao. So, that actually says fang fang is ko-me In Japanese. You’d need to do ka-me to make it sound right, and why Japanese instead of Chinese? Lol. Sorry, my second language is Japanese.

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Bout2gitsome 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s awesome, thanks for that. Didn’t realize I picked Japanese in the translator app. I usually only use it for Spanish.

🤣🤣👍

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DoubleBased 1 point ago +1 / -0

As a random pede, Japanese makes it even better.

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202020242028 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s a Fang Bang!

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DennJW 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly what a Chinese spy would say.

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TrumpDynastyForever 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yea but your profile checks out.

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Gangfang [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Been Gangfangin for quit some time. Hell if some chinese succubus gets the monopoly on names with 2 words that end in 'ang'.

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Tenspot20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Somebody called me "Tencent20" the other day. Te-he!

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RogueLeaderX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Asshoe does not even begin to cover it!

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Trump-Train 2 points ago +2 / -0

❤️ Fang ❤️ Fang ❤️

(Fart)

(American Psycho style 1000 yard stare)

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deeznuts86 2 points ago +2 / -0

Herro prease!!

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trump_45 2 points ago +2 / -0

RMAO!!!

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rcstl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ha Ha!

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BalorGafdan 2 points ago +2 / -0

We got him boys!

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BoatingAccident 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn. I logged off for 2 seconds. What happened that this is funny?

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Gangfang [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some chinese spy banged swollowswell. Shes known as Fang Fang. Everyone is saying things like "Bang Bang Fang Fang Bang Fang." My username is Gangfang. nervouspuppet.jpeg

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sleazysaxsolo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wang O Xi Tang O!

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theneverman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stupid Mongorions