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🚨 BREAKING: CHYNA joins the fight! (media.patriots.win) πŸ’© SHITPOST πŸ’©
posted ago by imenki +4520 / -2
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Kimball_Kinnison 78 points ago +79 / -1

Needs a Shitpost flair.

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deleted 48 points ago +49 / -1
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ChelseaHubbell 15 points ago +16 / -1

It's like sarcasm, some folks need that /s and others just have a sense of humor.

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Dr0neRec0very 11 points ago +13 / -2

Fact check: fact checks are for the morbidly humorless.

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Rubieroo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hey I fack check YOU! Perosi have GLATE sense humor! Raugh rots!

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Perosi rikes ice cream!

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Rubieroo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sirry, eleyone rike ice cleam!

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mattsmith01010 2 points ago +2 / -0

! This claim about fact checking is disputed. check here to learn about how our bipartisan fact checking committee is never false.

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FagsBholesIdiots 2 points ago +2 / -0

O.M.G.!!! I saw the first comment, closed the page, then I thought of an awesome response, so I came back to it ...and it was ALREADY posted with you username!

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

I think I just found my comeback twin.

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Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Poe's law is an adage of Internet culture stating that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, it is impossible to create a parody of extreme views so obviously exaggerated that it cannot be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of the views being parodied.

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OwnaLib87 20 points ago +21 / -1

Does it really though?

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WeWonByALOT-1776 5 points ago +6 / -1

BUT DOES IT REALLY?!

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Useful_Vidiots 5 points ago +8 / -3

2 day old account and already bolding absolute bullshit. Fuck off, cunt.

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Magafactured 10 points ago +12 / -2

πŸ‘†πŸ‘† shitpost flair it up, OP! πŸ˜€

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Hugo_Gayvaz 6 points ago +6 / -0

China is actually in the fight though. This court case is really Texas vs China

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Magafactured 2 points ago +2 / -0

100% πŸ‘Œ

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PepesCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not a shitpost.

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mariod818 29 points ago +29 / -0

Stamp of authenticity

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kiza 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can easily detect a different font and a fake email... Yep, it's from China.

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BidensPalmist 18 points ago +18 / -0

should've used simplified Chinese characters. The CCP trash version of Chinese. FYI, Taiwan and Hong Kong are the only Chinese regions that use traditional Chinese.

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USAFpatriot1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ugh every time I see that writing I have a moment of mad respect for the school children who have to take notes during school. That shit would suck more than Kamala at the DNC convention

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RexCollumSilvarum 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's not as bad as you think it is, and the traditional characters are actually easier to remember than the 'simplified' ones, because they preserve phonetic elements that the simplified ones eliminate.

I realize this doesn't make any sense to you if you've never tried studying any of the Chinese languages (or Japanese), but it's true. It's a tough slog but it's no worse than memorizing the crazy spelling that some English words have :)

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Ishayu 2 points ago +2 / -0

I study Chinese as a non-native speaker (I'm Danish) and it's really not that bad, especially the traditional characters.

Basically there's about 105 building blocks. Each character is a syllable, and usually 1-3 words form a word, with 4 often being ancient figures of speech still in use.

Sounds like a lot of characters until you notice that English has 26 letters times two, which is 52, plus numerals that's 63. It is almost twice as many, true, but it's not insurmountable.

The building blocks are things like fire, ice, tree, ground, water, horse, pig, roof, field, moon, sun, woman, work, thunder, middle, above, below, numbers 1-10 etc. etc.

Some characters stand alone because you want to describe what the character means. Moon just means moon, tree just means tree, simple as that.

Other characters encode meaning. Two trees is the woods, three trees is the forest. Sun and moon is bright (2000 year old characters), a woman and a child is good, hiding in grass on the fields and among the pigs in the sty is a cat, a home is near where animals are kept with a roof over your head, love is to show appreciations via actions from your heart, a man goes to field to lend is strength, and on and on it goes.

Some encode pronunciation. For instance, the question particle (basically equivalent to ", right?") is a mouth and a horse, because the sound is like horse, and it has something to do with your mouth - asking questions.

Chinese is actually an incredibly beautiful culture and its writing system is a lot easier than it looks. It's just too bad the communists decided to kill most of the culture, destroy half the monuments, and simply the characters into nonsense. Nobody really knows how many building blocks there are in simplified Chinese. It's quite arbitrary.

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FireannDireach 4 points ago +4 / -0

Doesn't Macau as well?

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yvjin 2 points ago +2 / -0

yes they use traditional as well

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WeWonByALOT-1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

Arrwww sheet

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My_dick_screamed 15 points ago +15 / -0

lmfao I love this so much. We have the best memes, folks.

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IncredibleMrE1 8 points ago +8 / -0

[email protected]

email address checks out. Alternate email is: [email protected]

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NomadicKrow2 7 points ago +7 / -0

This just in: Hawaii judge rules in China's favor.

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BoatingAccident 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wow this is rerry funny!

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Ben45 5 points ago +6 / -1

Kek

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AnthonyS 5 points ago +5 / -0

Herro, Supweme Coat, Chynuh Asshoe!

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infowarlord 4 points ago +4 / -0

Regar statement: Americans racis! We not ret you ruin arr our hard rerk!

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Based_in_Space 1 point ago +1 / -0

that's funny because the woke libtards think America is so racist. In Asia and many other parts of world they are racist AF.

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Lookthething 4 points ago +4 / -0

The E-mail is a nice touch

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FedUpAndReady 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have the full text:

WE DEED NOT SPEEND THES MUCH CASH TO ROOSE!

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Bout2gitsome 3 points ago +3 / -0

Quality work here. Wan Hung Lo approves.

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RexCollumSilvarum 3 points ago +3 / -0

θŠ³θŠ³ι‚¦ι‚¦ KEEEEKKKKKKKK

(I think this means "Fang Fang Bang Bang", right?)

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Longhairedzombie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice shitpost.

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p3rceval 3 points ago +3 / -0

In support of our "old friends".

  • Chyna
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Cuckslayer2020 2 points ago +3 / -1

Shitpost but not really

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auntjemima 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chynacrat support network.

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RealHappyFeet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks legit.

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Thecollie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Come down to Chyna town, try wu flu- Mrs. Pelwosi of MERICA!

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Skywise 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chy-na says ree have standing!

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FedUpAndReady 1 point ago +1 / -0

We pay yu, you do for us!

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GoldwaterVoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like a shitpost, but since true in spirit, NOT a shitpost.

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boony_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

twitter memes now. meme wars commence.

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TheLegendDJT 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beijing Biden Numba Wan Friend!

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yvjin 1 point ago +1 / -0

nah it needs to be simplified Chinese

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rangoon03 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does it say Joseph R Biden as their counsel of Record?

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theglynn 1 point ago +1 / -0

THAT'S AWESOME

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winsome 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wuhan Nan

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givethismanacoat 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love this.

Well then I got dark really soon, because IT’S True!

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cajun_robear 1 point ago +1 / -0

China IS the fight.

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Captain_Montana 1 point ago +1 / -0

At this point. I wouldn't be surprised.

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Based_in_Space 1 point ago +1 / -0

maybe we should grab that domain name? spicy...

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Battlefield 1 point ago +2 / -1

Extra upvote for the email address.

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Useful_Vidiots 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let me tell ya, I don't know much about Chinese folk, except they're 3 foot tall and their women have sideways vaginas... but we're gonna win here boys!

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Svdden_Maga 1 point ago +1 / -0

I fucking love you guys

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MagaRick420 0 points ago +1 / -1

Great, but gotta shitpost flair that.

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TeflonDonAllDayLong -1 points ago +4 / -5

Why tf is this stickied?

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magakagdabra 0 points ago +3 / -3

I am out of the loop