As a Melbournian, all i have to say is fuck deepstate Dandy Andrews. He is a condescending slimey turd. He is so fucking smug with his daily covid updates and the tonw he uses is insufferable. It's impossible for him to act humble and clearly sees himself as separate and above the average person, whom he has convinced himself he is fooling.

Wish someone would throw a dildo at him at his next press meeting.