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deleted 70 points ago +76 / -6
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Two_Scoops__ 44 points ago +44 / -0

Texas didn't tick tock

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Dride 37 points ago +38 / -1

Texas ka-BOOMED

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Haven91 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeeeah boi!!!

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Mavdick96 4 points ago +4 / -0

We don't tick tock, we just let the dick drop. Just let that serpent of a schlong just slam against the table without warning, no tick tock.

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KickingPugilist 2 points ago +2 / -0

bites lip

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Xerxes_Bleeds 5 points ago +5 / -0

AFAIK the Arizona GOP has always tocked their ticks, unless I'm thinking of Nevada

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pithys 7 points ago +8 / -1

The AZ GOP, specifically Kelli Ward has been on top of her shit

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CisSiberianOrchestra 12 points ago +14 / -2

I'd do it just watch doomers bitch like petulant children.

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brownguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup. Sure is getting OLD.

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KickingPugilist 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm getting old waiting for for years for anyone other than reality winner to get locked up. The FBI, CIA, DOJ face fucked us while nothing happened so unless you're new, don't shit on those before you that have been waiting for ANYTHING to happen, carpet berner

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duckstuck 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah. It's super annoying and not helpful.

Stop being a doofus and report news when you have it. This isn't about gaining followers.

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generated_name 2 points ago +2 / -0

It get's annoying when people say "it's coming, just wait" and nothing happens; but there are legitimate reasons to say that as well. Plus they gave a definite time to expect it "tomorrow".

They want people to be looking for the news and not miss it. The MSM sure isn't going to ever bring it up.

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RahkeemTheMachine 4 points ago +4 / -0

You’ll find out soon

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nMO1 20 points ago +20 / -0

LAST TIME THEY TICK TOCKED THEY ANNOUNCED A 3% CHANGE IN VOTES IN THE AUDITED SAMPLE. I BET THIS IS AN UPDATE FROM THE NEXT SAMPLE. THIS IS EXTREMELY GOOD THAT THEY ARE SO COCKY.

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CanadianTrump 17 points ago +17 / -0

Prob due to the 2nd level audit on the ballots?

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HeavenlyTrumpets 13 points ago +13 / -0

This looks like something that could've been tweeted by POTUS. Hopefully it's a sign that he's taught them how to win.

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MAGA_mermaid 9 points ago +9 / -0

head of AZ GOP is Dr. Kelli Ward, who is MAGA as hell!! she ran against McSally in 2018 primary for senate

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watchman87 11 points ago +11 / -0

any thoughts guys?

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zooty 17 points ago +17 / -0

They've been clicking "postpone" on Windows 10 but now they've run out of time?

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bubadmt 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think this AZ GOP is on dat phaggy time cuz

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JohnBarron 2 points ago +2 / -0

been a while since i've seen dat phaggy time

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bubadmt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aware.

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AnointedVisions 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one some day

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barryandthedongsquad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jakes on you.

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Serioussurfaholic 9 points ago +9 / -0

Well let's hope so. Those of us who live here would like something positive to come out of tomorrow's legislature hearing (with subpoenas possible).

They are supposedly going to live stream the hearing on the AZleg website for those interested.

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watchman87 4 points ago +4 / -0

do you suspect massive voter fraud op went on there?

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Serioussurfaholic 13 points ago +13 / -0

Oh hell we KNOW it did, didn't need the hearings to tell us. Even before the hearing I had been digging into past elections (still being stonewalled on the public records for this election in Pima county where I live). I figure the fraud started on the local level at least around 2008 if not earlier.

In 2016, I was a victim of voter fraud. Had to file a provisional because I was told I had voted BY MAIL at the polls on election day. I had not, we had been out of state and had just gotten home 10 days before. They called me like 4 days later, said the mail in signature didn't match mine so they disallowed the mail in. I never got an answer on whether they investigated, or WTF they DID with the mail in. I ended up being a state level delegate for Trump, got doxxed, got death threats and shit. Not fun, and the local law enforcement were less than zero help on the issue. So was the state.

Then this election, we made damned sure we were NOT on the mail in list before we left that state for a few months. Checked the state website twice before we got home. Received our MAIL IN ballots 2 days after we got home (a week earlier than expected).

Demanded an investigation, and they FLAT OUT FUCKING LIED and said we had requested mail in-- in mid July when we were out of state. Said we had checked it off on the special election materials and mailed them back.

Well, we had turned in the special election materials before we left (in person), and we had double checked with the county recorder to make SURE the box that said no mail in meant no mail in (they like to word things in a sneaky way here).

I have no doubt that if we hadn't come home early I would have mail in voted again. We have a lot of mailbox thieves in my neighborhood when it comes to some things.

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MrsMason 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pima county Pede here too. My husband and I updated our voting info online after moving out of the city and into unincorporated Pima County. We did it this summer, we both said no to early voting or mail ballots. Oddly, my husband received one in the mail. He voted provisionally and tote up his mail in ballot after the 3rd. My enlisted sister in law received a ballot to our address too (we took over my in-laws house/property so they could downsize).

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Serioussurfaholic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Both hubby and I received ballots. I would bet had we not gotten home early, somebody would have snagged them and voted them. I am really looking forward to getting the heck out of this state, I am sick and tired of the way things are going down hill.

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MrsMason 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am actively trying to convince my husband to move to OK or WV....I may be able to get Yavapai county, lots of Trump flags up that way....

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Serioussurfaholic 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're heading for MT or SD, as soon as possible.

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djembemc 8 points ago +8 / -0

ooohhhh..... Did they write a sternly worded letter about how they really really want to help, but can't?

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Dem2MAGAConvert 7 points ago +7 / -0

Any theories?

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Endorphinehigh 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wouldn't that be the default course of action?

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Yewki 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hopefully the news isn’t their case going to the SC, because it seems to be dead in the water

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GrizzlyAnonbatman1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck the suspense

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freespeech1a 2 points ago +5 / -3

More talk, still no action?

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MattWoodPA 2 points ago +2 / -0

This might be best news all day ...

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Dride 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm up trumping, but dont they say that every day now? May be a timezone thing, I'm EST

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comakevin76 2 points ago +2 / -0

So a riddle then? OK guess we wait. You will pardon us if we Pedes kinda just keep moving forward until you people actually do something. No offense. Eating Popcorn Emoticon

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Gibsoti 1 point ago +4 / -3

Tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow. Getting old

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beholdachair 2 points ago +3 / -1

patience, padowan.

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TrumpParty007 1 point ago +3 / -2

They typically have decent news

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Haven91 1 point ago +1 / -0

GAH! JUST TELL USSSS!!!