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Analmanlebron 87 points ago +88 / -1

3AM SHITPOSTING TEAM STANDING BY

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Doth 49 points ago +49 / -0

HOLDING THE LINE!

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Doth 11 points ago +11 / -0

DOING

GOD'S

WORK

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Hawksendoom 6 points ago +6 / -0

Purple cant sleep standing bi -

Whoah Woah Woah ~ Toto

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540k-Again 12 points ago +12 / -0

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Phil_DeGraves 6 points ago +6 / -0

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Flipbarryfromreddit 5 points ago +5 / -0

5am for me 👌🏻

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Jcholl9 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know about you but that 3AM Sunrise is breathtaking!

STANDING BY...

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Trst10 37 points ago +39 / -2

I'm 9 hours into a 12 hour night shift with an abscess tooth and the only thing keeping me from swan diving off an 8 story building right now is you crazy mother fuckers.

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Doth 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hang in there, man. <3

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Meme_Too 7 points ago +8 / -1

I once had an abscess that started on Friday night. I had to get through the weekend somehow. I took vitamin C crystals in massive quantities, in water. One day alone I took over 100 grams. By Monday afternoon the pain and swelling were completely gone. Vitamin C is amazingly effective against inflammation.

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yellow_iron 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just want to note that consuming enormous quantities of vitamins can be extremely dangerous to your health.

See a doctor, folks.

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Meme_Too 1 point ago +1 / -0

True, but it depends on the vitamin. There's a very good way of knowing you've overdone the vitamin C: you get diarrhea. But if you really need it, no diarrhea.

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540k-Again 5 points ago +6 / -1

*hugs and no swan diving! Keep jaw warm. Try to keep bloodpressure not pounding if possible. Try to keep warm slightly saltwater nearby to sip.

Pro-tip Trick for pain management (firsthand x6, not just academic):

Pain signals work like a telegram messenger who HAS to deliver the message. So from where the pain is, the messenger starts to travel along to deliver it first towards your spinal cord, then up to your brain. This telegram delivery messenger HAS to get his receipt of delivery and head back with it to the address he came from.

However, if YOU KNOW the pain is coming (like say like about to be shot, burned, stabbed, chronic pain, etc.) you have your brain send out the receipt FIRST! Have your brain say, "Yes, I know I have excruciating pain in my abcessed ____ tooth." (be as specific as possible, like upper front molar; or like if your finger is broken, say/think the specific finger (eg right hand, ring finger first knuckle); bc you're sending the reciept message to intercept the incoming right address telegram or not.)

This way the brain telegram signal going out, intercepts the incoming messanger; and the messenger then turns around and heads back with the receipt; thus helping dull/end the pain signals. Pain blockers do the opposite; they stop the messenger, but don't give him a receipt; thus he'll keep trying harder and harder to deliver the message; and the pain blockers have to keep getting amplified up more and more; hence the never-ending escalation of meds/drugs/drink/etc.

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Italians_Invented_2A 6 points ago +6 / -0

So you're telling the pain that it is fake news

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sorossockpuppet2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stay strong pede, you're a legend.

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Nomoralcompass89 28 points ago +28 / -0

I hate when the sun comes up. Been on 3rds too long

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Djpele12 1 point ago +1 / -0

Likewise, just got off of shift.

The Donald discord is a fun place to spend time when things are slow.

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GiuseppeLaRana 23 points ago +23 / -0

“In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity” ― Pepe-Tzu

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Doth 10 points ago +10 / -0

ONLY THE TRUTH CAN SURVIVE CHAOS.

OUT OF PRIMORDIAL DISORDER

STARS FIND THEIR ORBIT;

RIVERS MAKE THEIR WAY TO THE SEA

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Doth 20 points ago +20 / -0

Ooh, you're in Friday? Did the Supreme Court sentence Biden to death yet!?

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Titan42 1 point ago +1 / -0

One can hope

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Usa_All_Day 13 points ago +13 / -0

I have two jobs.. a day position at UPS, and full time nights at Brinks. I am a midnight Pede , always Night shiftin

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commies0ride0free 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow, nice work pede! What is your schedule like? When do you sleep?

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commies0ride0free 2 points ago +2 / -0

Woooo drink some water, give them kidneys a chance to breathe!!!

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Tito810 12 points ago +12 / -0

I remember those long night shifts.

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ammonthenephite 11 points ago +11 / -0

Just finished 3 years of night shift myself. Never again, lol. Its hell, but grateful for those that continue to do it.

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FuckReddit4545 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did two years. Loved it but was taking a toll. Moved to days and it was even worse. I'm a night owl and always will be.

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Tito810 2 points ago +2 / -0

The money is not worth it at all. My quality of life went hecka down because of it.

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ammonthenephite 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed, it drove me back into depression and 6 months after ceasing night shift I'm still recovering from it.

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Tito810 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup, never again.

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TheAmbulance 11 points ago +11 / -0

its always darkest before the Don wins again ,)

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Tito810 7 points ago +7 / -0

First Good Hombre yes!

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SirSeizureSalad 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love the silence.

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justin_tolerable [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's nice, but little happenings. It's nice to wake up in the early afternoon though. It's like there is Christmas presents everywhere to open up to start the day.

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Aeneas_Troy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Texas: Look to my coming on the first light of the 8th day, at dawn look to the west. We are living in Orwellian Tolkien World now frens.

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justin_tolerable [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

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Paul-Revere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn is that ever meaningful! It stirs the soul and gives strength to all pedes!

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svlem 6 points ago +6 / -0

We fight in the dark so you can live in the light

  • TDW's 101st Dusk regiment
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ammonthenephite 6 points ago +6 / -0

"....for the night is long, and full of terrors, the day bright and beautiful and full of hope....."

Fear not, Pedes, the Red God will see us through.

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istirabalegina1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pede in Bangkok here. Guardian of the night.

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BaconBun11 5 points ago +5 / -0

Night owl pede~

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America_No_1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't forget our Aussie and NZ pedes who come help man the meme farms

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americafirst1337 5 points ago +5 / -0

We will not bend, we will not break, we will not yield, we will never give in, we will never give up, we will never back down, we will never, ever surrender!

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Joely 4 points ago +4 / -0

Keeping an eye on things from Australia. I love waking up on a Saturday and knowing its midday Friday in the U.S.A. Means I can pay attention to whats happening as it happens....without have to focus on work! Great work everyone, theres plenty down under that are right on board the trump train!

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INeedABunker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh wow. I didn't realize it was this late.

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gaijin_ronin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Egaads, what is this bright burning object?

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FluffiPuff 4 points ago +4 / -0

I <3 U, L8 NITE CRU

Hold the Line - morning comes.

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AussieWallBuilder 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its ok. Us Aussie Pedes will hold the fort!

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onebylandtwobysea 3 points ago +3 / -0

Red 10 standing by

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sydneypede 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love all my graveyard shift Patriots!

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MichaelCosmoKugel 3 points ago +3 / -0

My sincere thanks to everyone out there on shift duty. I am with you!

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SpiroSalamar 3 points ago +3 / -0

This reminds of hanging out in my garage every night as a 20 ye old lad and the sun would come in through the door windows.

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Anti-Turncoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

The night is long and full of terror(ists).

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BritLee1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m not sure I’ll ever get used to you guys calling each other pedes!!!

I’m not 100% certain what the term means over there, but it obviously doesn’t mean the same thing it does here in uk 😅😅😅

👊🏼😂

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Stressfulpeace 2 points ago +2 / -0

So much this!!!

Just got up from my desk at the 911 phones and ready for sleep, ready to wake up to more happenings! Keep em coming America!

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DomBoner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Patient frens get the wins!!!

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Mobius45 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh bullshit!! You guys are liars! Like some of you have ever “quit”. You’re on the red-eye three nights this week, You ARE the third shift!!! Don’t give me your bullshit of “hey you fresh rested pedes, we left the red button under your command...” yeah right, you “rest”... like I “sleep”...

Have a great night, get em brothers!!!

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catatonic_frog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh I'm not on 3rd shift, I'm just a degenerate

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UrbanCommando 2 points ago +2 / -0

The site I see every morning as I'm about to leave work!

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googliter 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's me!, graveyard shift.

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WEWONTQUIT 2 points ago +2 / -0

The feeling of ENERGY when you see the sun rise and know another day of WINNING is ahead!

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friarfox 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's always dankest before the DON.

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AwakeAwareNow 2 points ago +2 / -0

You are up against the Chinese dis-info and paid trolls! Thanks for guarding!

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BrokenBleu 2 points ago +2 / -0

I haven’t slept at all. I said it before on here but I’m dealing with a UTI that won’t f-off.... Which scares me and I’m losing hope. I went through two different antibiotics, and a round of it again, didn’t do much.

My lower back is starting to hurt like a pinch, and I feel like I’m gonna throw up.

I’m just distracting myself most of the time by constantly refreshing. Going to see my doctor tomorrow, finally. Cause of this covid BS, he didn’t physically assess me, it’s been 3 months of this hell now he’s gonna finally look at me.

Lowkey terrified I may have cancer, MS, thyroid or something.

Anyway thank y’all for the memes, it’s been de-stressing me <3 who’s ready for Trump’s second term? I know I am.

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CrackerSmurf2 2 points ago +2 / -0

...try 2nd shift sigh.

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SLICKNICKV69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love my night frens

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The_Real_Jameson 2 points ago +2 / -0

We already won.

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Centipede9001 2 points ago +2 / -0

5:24 AM SHITPOSTING TEAM STANDING BY, READY FOR 3RD SHIFT TO BE OVER SO I CAN CATCH SOME ZzZzs.

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Bananapirate 2 points ago +2 / -0

We just had someone walk off the fucking job. Barely did anything. We won't miss her.

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437Coffee 2 points ago +2 / -0

How does one sleep all day? Can’t wait to wake up to see what u missed.

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trump_45 2 points ago +2 / -0

THE LINE? IT IS FUCKING HELD!!!!

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MAGACARTA_333 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hello yea Bro! Jus off Work at 5:13a.m. in Lovely Louisiana Waiting for them Wns As Well!!