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437Coffee 68 points ago +68 / -0

What the hell. Have they started putting Covid in Coke now! 🤡🌍

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BigAmericanParty 61 points ago +61 / -0

Me Chinese 👲

Me play joke 😜

Me put WuFlu in your coke🥤

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Oldpederaulfuerte 14 points ago +14 / -0

Underated comment right here lol.

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donutreplyplz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah beat me to it. Damn you East Coasters with your time travel!

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RoosterHeadBad 34 points ago +34 / -0

I took it as the tests are faulty and, more importantly, slanted to a positive result.

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437Coffee 20 points ago +20 / -0

Yes me too. I was being a smart ass

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RoosterHeadBad 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wasn’t sure. Lol! Carry on, Pede.

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TruthWillOut 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yes, that's the point. All over the world they have used PCR tests that are physically unable to mark for the virus. They use them to generate tons of false positives to keep the facade up that there is a dangerous "pandemic(sic)" that is spreading over the world, when there is not.

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KickingPugilist 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's most likely what it is. Not that their infecting soda with the virus 🤣

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Yam_nation 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most likely pH sensitive, if you are or drank anything acidic recently, the test is pos. It's bizarre since there is literally no biological material being introduced into the test media.

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Jujubees 4 points ago +4 / -0

Vaccines have modified strains of the virus and are 95% effective, a 2 liter of Coke is positive for the virus, cost less and readily available everywhere. I’m on my way to get me a few, if you want I’ll get you one too, before the FDA bans them.

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Droford 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd be interested on soda contact tracing of people who drank coke vs no soda or pepsi.

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Random_Aussie 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm just gonna leave this here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFDEwh13iSo