But I can't decide whether I'm

Trans-Texan Trans-Utahan Trans-Alabaman Trans-Floridian Trans-Indianan Trans-Kansasan Trans-Montanan Trans-Nebraskan Trans-North Dakotan Trans-Oklahoman Trans-South Dakotan Trans-Tennesseean Trans-West Virginian Trans-Missourian Trans-Arkansasian Trans-Louisianan Trans-Mississippian Trans-South Carolinan Trans-Alaskan

And those are just the states we know about. There are more states being discovered all the time.