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DrinkTeaNotKoolaid 343 points ago +345 / -2

LOL,,,, Annex Greenland!!!

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ramennov 226 points ago +226 / -0

Right after we annex Canada.

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LUXURY_USERNAME 75 points ago +75 / -0

I don’t know what this is but I upvote.

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MAGASpaceCat 93 points ago +94 / -1

It is from a video game called Fallout.

World War 3 broke out and the USA annexed Canada.

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LUXURY_USERNAME 55 points ago +55 / -0

Oh yeah I should know this, I played the OG isometric ones!

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milonie 37 points ago +37 / -0

Good taste. They were great

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OGpsywar 10 points ago +10 / -0

Make sure there's no Scammatic voting machines in Greenland .. then let them Vote on being annexed to the USA.

..Sounds like their current sitch doesn't engender a lot of love.

🇺🇸

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memeops_specialist 29 points ago +30 / -1

Fallout 1 and 2 was the shit.

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TrumpSteak 8 points ago +8 / -0

I agree. Fallout 2 is really good. Someone fixed it and released a patch finishing all content and fixing bugs. Great.

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BuckJohnson 1 point ago +24 / -23

I played mortal kombat in arcades. But then I started to grow body hair. I realized this was natures way of saying you are growing up. So thats when i put down those former things. Do not waste life on video games boys, use this valuable time to Level up your body instead. As we all should have a focus on becoming strong bodied and able bodied, in case our republic ever needs to call on us. Be willing, be ready boys. TRUMP 2020!!!

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TrumpSteak 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fallout 2 is one of the best games ever created.

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FUCKTHEDNC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why

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LirukDatan 2 points ago +3 / -1

There's a restored content mod for Fallout 2 available if you ever need a nostalgia injection.

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WiseGuyIsADick 5 points ago +5 / -0

There is a clause in The Constitution that allows Canada to become part of the United States if they ever choose to do so

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TheAnomalousUser 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait seriously!? pog

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SonofAnu 24 points ago +24 / -0

Let’s tell it the right way, Chiiinnnaaa invades Alaska for it’s minerals, we fight Chhiiinnnaa but are not winning so we Annexed Canada and made mecha power armor suits and kicked their asses. So they launched nukes

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PlebbitorDestroyer 21 points ago +22 / -1

CHYNA fucked the world over again, 10/10 realistic plot.

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marishiten 17 points ago +17 / -0

In Fallout, the US annexed Canada because they were worried about the pipline for oil from Alaska (the only place left with oil). So they stationed troops in Canada to protect the pipeline. The Canadians didn't like that and were protesting, so the US just said 'fuck it' and annexed Canada and put down the riots by killing the rioters.

That's the lore anyway.

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SonofAnu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope, China attacked Alaska after the US developed cold fusion and wouldn’t share it. They said we no longer needed the oil and invaded AK. We could not beat them back then we Annexed Canada, had nothing to do with an oil pipeline because we had already ushered in the Nuclear age with the discovery of cold fusion. We had already quit with fossil fuels long before the Chicomm Ak invasion.

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AmericaFloats 11 points ago +11 / -0

god damn who the hell gave china nukes? they must've stolen the tech, right?

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WeinerLapTop 19 points ago +19 / -0

Billclintonisarapist.

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knightofday 3 points ago +3 / -0

I believe the USSR did way back when

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6Shooter 2 points ago +2 / -0

they had numerous spy bunkers in the game and they used stealth suits.

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BrownRugs 47 points ago +47 / -0

Death is a preferable alternative to communism

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JesusMaga 24 points ago +24 / -0

Patriotism Subroutines: Engaged.

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BrownRugs 18 points ago +18 / -0

If I’m to believe we’re not working on a real life Liberty Prime, I’m low-key disappointed

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ZombieConstitution 11 points ago +11 / -0

Japan's making lifesized Gundams, we should make a working Liberty Prime.

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Doth 6 points ago +6 / -0

Japan is producing the frame and weapon attachment systems, Modhi's people are working on the eye lasers, and Poland is building it a to-scale mechanical war horse and cavalry spear out of nanocarbon so they have an excuse to dress it up as a winged hussar...

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SpaceForce2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look at Mechanic Shark Channel on YT. They just released a Ben Shapiro/Liberty Prime video. It is hilarious.

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oioioi 7 points ago +7 / -0

Liberty Prime is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all Chinese communists.

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Xerravon 5 points ago +5 / -0

The communist kill old, disabled and anyone else that they can't use as slave labor!! So yes, for me being severely crippled I'd rather die fighting for freedom than dying as a slave!!!

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ProphetOfKek 50 points ago +51 / -1

Let’s annex the west half only, please.

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DeviousKid45 46 points ago +46 / -0

Annex all of it. Time to get rid of commies in Ontario and introduce Freedom.

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WU_HAN_FRU 35 points ago +35 / -0

Free Canada!

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DeviousKid45 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yes please! We have maple syrup and poutine!

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WU_HAN_FRU 9 points ago +9 / -0

If "poutine" is Quebecois slang for pussy, then it's settled.

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RedBloodofPatriotism 9 points ago +9 / -0

Poutine is fries topped with gravy and cheese curds.

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SonofAnu 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don’t forget Canadas second largest export to maple syrup, we need them frozen pizzas boys.

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Ninki333 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did you ever hear aboot The Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist

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WhoMurderedSethRich 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'd tap that!

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ProphetOfKek 17 points ago +17 / -0

Not enough helicopters, would have to carpet bomb it then send in ground troops to mop up.

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DeviousKid45 10 points ago +10 / -0

Carpet bomb Toronto first but let me know so I can get out of dodge.

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Doth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't we just make a backpack-size drone that sticks on your back and pops out an Inspector Gadget heli-rotor, ascends to z+150ft, and then disengages to look for a new passenger?

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JFellows72 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fulton extraction method without the plane?

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Doth 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Where we're going, you won't need seatbelts!"

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Taylor3006 13 points ago +13 / -0

Christ maybe we should clean up the commies in the US first before we start taking over other countries. There are probably far more Californians and New Yorkers who would appreciate being freed from tyranny first.

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Astra 4 points ago +4 / -0

They'd just defect. What you need to do is send them in waves with your men behind them. That way, if they defect, you can shoot them, and you get human shields in the process.

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

Commie style.

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trollkin0331 3 points ago +3 / -0

This. Fuck the rest of the world until we extract the disease in the existing states.

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KekistanIsFree 2 points ago +2 / -0

Santa Barbara, CA here and I second Taylor3006 ☝️

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DixOut4Donald 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pls save me

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HotNismo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cananistan can keep Montreal, we get the rest

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DeviousKid45 1 point ago +1 / -0

And have a national security risk at the border? No, purge them all.

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Cakes4077 19 points ago +19 / -0

Everything between the Rockies and Ontario.

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marishiten -2 points ago +1 / -3

Fuck that. Why don't we just take Western Canada and then we give Canada Michigan/Wisconsin/New York. Those places are fucking garbage and we don't them anyway.

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JFellows72 3 points ago +3 / -0

How am i supposed to go to silver lake if we give away michigan :(

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Junionthepipeline 0 points ago +0 / -0

We all make sacrifices friend .canada has many nice lakes,some of which are open for a few months a year.

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JFellows72 2 points ago +2 / -0

The lake isnt the attraction, its the large patch of sand-dunes used as an off road park. Fuck sacrifice, im not giving them an inch of land. They can fuck off to china if they dont like it. Communism should be crushed, not appeased.

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Teqnique69 8 points ago +8 / -0

Give me a heads up. I'm out here in Oregon haha. Long live GEOTUS

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ProphetOfKek 10 points ago +10 / -0

We wouldn’t even need to fight most of them, pretty sure they’d join us willingly, lmao. I always like traveling through Yukon and Alberta. Now with British Columbia we’d have to deal with Vancouver.

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Giggle_Miser 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hong-couver you mean?

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Tusculan2pt0 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm fine with the Hong Kongers. It's the beijing bastards we don't want.

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Giggle_Miser 1 point ago +1 / -0

fair point!

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Ryanaissance 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, we definitely want BC. That's some of the prettiest land on the continent. AND it will complete our pacific northwest collection.

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MCGANorth2 3 points ago +3 / -0

and the interior is very conservative. Vancouver gets to speak for entire province.

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Rugar22 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would also mean no more international borders to drive to Alaska :D

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HotNismo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oregon? Where's that located in relation to The People's Republic of Portland?

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Teqnique69 5 points ago +5 / -0

If Oregon was a cellulite ass then the peoples republic of Portland would be the anus. True fact! PDX smells like shit literally. So I guess it makes perfect sense.

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learntocode 6 points ago +6 / -0

I say Alberta and maybe one other. Quebec and BC can fuck off.

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Giggle_Miser 8 points ago +8 / -0

Alberta, Interior BC, Yukon, and Saskatchewan. I've been wanting us to leave the socialist republic of Canada for too long. Eastern Canada is a dumpster fire, they take all our (Alberta) profits and redistribute them to easterners. We're all sick of it. We could use some FREEDOM!

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Rugar22 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep we definitely need Alberta and Saskatchewan. Add in the territories and most of BC and we're set. Hell, might as well take Manitoba too since their not terrible.

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learntocode 5 points ago +5 / -0

Met a girl from a wheat farming town up there and fell in love with her work ethic. Later found out there is a whole province full of people like that.

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Ninki333 30 points ago +30 / -0

For the love of God would you lot manifest destiny already. I want my 2A.

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540k-Again 6 points ago +6 / -0

AMEN. Make the orginal 14 colonies one again! Our Founders kept some space on the Founding documents for our 14th Colony Canadian kin to sign their signatures. There's still room on the documents! Fun facts. In the 19th century, 25% of Canada's population moved to the USA. Today, 90% of Canadians live within the USA, or within 100 miles of the current US-Canada border.

And, Even like most North American history, I got a map all worked out too. Reogranizes States' and territories, so the US Senate doesn't get all screwy. (Will require the agreement of the States of course as req in the Constitution.)

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Ryanaissance 3 points ago +3 / -0

Move over Vermont, Canada is retroactively becoming our 14th state.

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DrinkTeaNotKoolaid 12 points ago +12 / -0

Damn straight!!!!

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ramennov 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yes. My comment was aimed more at the reports of Trudeau inviting Chinese troops to train in Canada.

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Kpak76 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is terrible for the US. We need to intervene under national security.

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marishiten 9 points ago +9 / -0

We did.

I read the documents. They're far more sensationalized than the reality.

Rebel News made it sound like divisions of Chinese would be training in Canada. It was 6. Just 6 PLA members. That's it. And they only invited two officers to go through their academy's.

On top of that, the training got cancelled because the US got wind of it and told Canada (in a much nicer way) 'We see you want to train some PLA. We don't really like that. Who should you be worried about more? The country an ocean away, or the country with the largest military the world has ever seen right on your door step. We hope you make the right choice.' Then Canada rescinded their offer.

It never happened. It was slated, but never became a thing. And I didn't see Treadeau's name on any of the documents. It's a really dry read, nonetheless: http://d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net/therebel/pages/49718/attachments/original/1607533395/FINAL_WATERMARKED_REDACTED_Final_document_compressed.pdf?1607533395

Rebel News spun this up far larger than what it was.

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prayharder 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you!

People who knowingly exaggerate "news" stories, even if they are anti-CCP, should still be out on the street with no jobs, in my ideal world.

What a huge waste of our time & energy.

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KekistanIsFree 3 points ago +3 / -0

Greenland is about rare earth minerals

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Build_the_Narwhal 1 point ago +1 / -0

American pedes, if your President rids us of the Trudeau clan we might someday be a country again.

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somethinga9230k -1 points ago +2 / -3

That article or similar source on that topic should be stickied.

I mean, what the flying =)#"U"!I(/)(!"¤#HF ??? Canada is a founding member of NATO, and deeply allied to the USA. What the heck would PLA troops be doing in Canada??? Is this going to be a pretext for invasion and/or pressure???

The two nations were engaged in 18 different joint projects in 2019, he said, including troops being sent between the countries and Canada providing training to high-ranking Chinese generals.

'It is a shock to Canadians,' Levant said. 'That cold-weather warfare you are referring to is just one of 18 different joint projects the Canadian armed forces had with the People's Liberation Army in 2019 alone.

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540k-Again 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, why just buy Greenland, when we'll be convincing the rest of Denmark to join in America as well! Welcome into the USA Denmark, debt-free.

The Constitution even has nice ways of solving any issues too, including National Parks; and even if towns or royals want to keep their gene pool & national treasures/palaces, they can be legally like Indian Tribes with some retained soveriegnty. While we build a nice new Water Wall & canal along the border between Denmark and Germanistan. To supply Fort Trump in Poland easier. Denmark becomes the economic Northern Europe major USA transhipment area for goods & banking in USDollars. Denmark already imports much US stuff, and now it would be inside the USA for the US Constitutions internal free trade zone. Slide some of our US Troops over, so they're now defending US soil; win win win. No downsides.

Then Ireland should leap in. Make the Northern Ireland border the border between USA & Britain; would be NO troubles and be a yuge economic banking center / market center as the closest link between NYC & LONDON. :)

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GlacialSpeed 24 points ago +25 / -1

In exchange, we give all greenlanders the first year's proceeds of all the seized tech companies profits.

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DrinkTeaNotKoolaid 17 points ago +17 / -0

Remind me to move to Greenland!

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somethinga9230k -1 points ago +2 / -3

Isn't it incredibly cold there, almost year-round?

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Junionthepipeline 0 points ago +0 / -0

Yes.its wonderful.

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somethinga9230k 0 points ago +3 / -3

Kind of difficult to grow crops there, so have to rely on imports and fishing (and in theory hunting).

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marishiten 1 point ago +1 / -0

Russia wouldn't be happy if we tried to pick up Greenland. They use Greenland as a staging point to Pyramiden which they're trying to repopulate. Russia is super hardcore about the arctic circle.

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whatlike_withacloth 14 points ago +14 / -0

Didn't the defendants pull in like Guam, VI, and PR? Didn't know we were counting territories; I'd like to see all of our overseas military bases go ahead and chime in.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 11 points ago +11 / -0

Can we turn Hawaii back into a territory and give Greenland its star?

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somethinga9230k 0 points ago +3 / -3

But what will happen if Greenland is socialist or communist, or later turns out socialist or communist?

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D0NNIE_DARK0 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hawaii has its own long history and culture. Greenland isn’t very populated and is totally dependent on Denmark. We will populate it with whoever we want and write the state constitution. Make it GTG like Texas.

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somethinga9230k 2 points ago +4 / -2

Hawaii has its own long history and culture. Greenland isn’t very populated and is totally dependent on Denmark. We will populate it with whoever we want and write the state constitution. Make it GTG like Texas.

Doesn't Greenland also have its own long history and culture?

We will populate it with whoever we want [...]

A bit like what the communist Chinese are doing with Tibet?

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Ryanaissance 1 point ago +1 / -0

After we beat China Tibet will go back to the Tibetans.

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somethinga9230k -1 points ago +2 / -3

And?

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D0NNIE_DARK0 1 point ago +1 / -0

Greenland has some sovereignty over its affairs but they are really under the Kindgom of Denmark. They are more welcome to the idea of switching allegiances and if they want to become Americans why not. It’s apples and oranges considering Hawaii had a native monarchy that had to be removed.

Why even compare us to fucking China and Tibet. If I recall correctly there’s no genetic relationship between the current inhabitants of Greenland and the pre Norse ones. We occupied Greenland before when the Nazis took over Denmark to prevent Nazi expansion and we’ll do it again to keep out the commies. I don’t even know if Trump was serious but he definitely put Denmark on notice to not even thinking about selling it to China.

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somethinga9230k -1 points ago +2 / -3

It’s apples and oranges considering Hawaii had a native monarchy that had to be removed.

But the different tribes and communities in Greenland had stories, myths, legends, culture, religion/beliefs, etc. etc. etc., somewhat related to the Inuits in Canada.

Why even compare us to fucking China and Tibet.

But that seemed extreme similar to what you wrote previously:

We will populate it with whoever we want [...]

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We occupied Greenland before when the Nazis took over Denmark to prevent Nazi expansion and we’ll do it again to keep out the commies.

This part on the other hand makes excellent sense.

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marishiten 1 point ago +1 / -0

Breh. You can't just 'populate' Greenland. Over 90% of it can't be inhabited due to the weather and mountains. There are INCREDIBLY small ports that are only open like 4 months out of the year. Nothing can grow there.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s melting. We can haz it and wait. I don’t know why people are against this. In the 50’s we had bases there and men that helped us prep for space exploration. It’s the 21st Century and we’re on the precipice of colonizing planets. Why not Greenland? We’ve been considering it since the 1860’s. Buy it and hold.

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kaluahmon 3 points ago +3 / -0

The miracle of global warming might have something to say about that :D

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MudDog 1 point ago +1 / -0

They they'll wind up a shithole just like CA/OR/WA/NY

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somethinga9230k 0 points ago +3 / -3

Well, that's the wrong direction then. Better if it was turned non-communist.

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540k-Again 7 points ago +7 / -0

✔ Canada

✔ Greenland

✔ Northern 2/3rds of Mexico

✔ Denmark

✔ Ireland

✔ Australia

✔ New Zealand

✔ Japan

✔ Diego Garcia

✔ Cuba

✔ Cyprus

✔ Venezuela

✔ Belize

✔ Lunar Base One

How we doing so far?

✔ Constantinople, especially bc username checks out.

✔ Morocco

✔ Panama

✔ Chile

✔ Argentina

✔ Peru

✔ Mars base One

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MackTUTT 5 points ago +5 / -0

Someone told me Constantinople wasn't the original name, just the name invaders gave it. I told I'd be fine with Byzantium.

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marishiten 1 point ago +3 / -2

Ew. Hard pass on Mexico. Don't want. It's gross there and we don't want to deal with the laughable infrastructure and cartels. Plus Mexico is our buffer between South America and all the bullshit that happens there.

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Ryanaissance 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well if we did take Mexico, it would take some time, but we'd clean it up. We're having a hard enough time against our own corruption, theirs is next level so it might take a while. Oh, and they'd have to learn English.

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 3 points ago +4 / -1

Based Greenland

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HillarysBeaverMunch 27 points ago +27 / -0

It's more accurately "semi-autonomous".

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mrh218 19 points ago +19 / -0

Like Portland?

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thewashambro 12 points ago +12 / -0

Like CHAZ?

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

More for sale less polluted and killey.so kinda but better.

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Ishayu 16 points ago +16 / -0

As a Dane I can confirm this.

Btw Greenland is extremely left wing. Right now they've sent a socialist and a social Democrat to our parliament.

Enjoy :)

PS: I'll cut you >:(

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knightofday 5 points ago +5 / -0

Do they use Dominion voting machines by chance?

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Ishayu 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nope. It's completely illegal to use voting machines in the kingdom of Denmark, including all territories, for all the reasons your election became a joke, no offence. :)

Paper, voting booths, pencil, sealed, small-ish ballot boxes with all stakeholders watching every box and all the counting like a hawk. Any identifying mark and the ballot is thrown out.

Mail-in is 14 days before the election, and it doesn't actually take place by Mail. Instead you deliver it at public offices or police stations or care centres around town

No, Greenlanders are just at a loss for purpose. It's always biting cold and we give them everything. They're drinking and doing very little, and there's rampaging depression among the youth, who vote far left just to subsist.

It's a terrible tragedy. I wish we could help them out of this, but I don't know how.

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IAmtheGodWarrior 0 points ago +1 / -1

Underrated comment

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Herecomedatpresident 4 points ago +4 / -0

Truth is we are basically an island in the world with our majority being so based. And yes I said MAJORITY. Cause it is a majority. This was common knowledge just a few years ago before they changed the narrative and became confident enough with their cheating.

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HillarysBeaverMunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for curing me of my ignorance, friend!

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IAmtheGodWarrior 0 points ago +1 / -1

Like Canada

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Herecomedatpresident 2 points ago +2 / -0

True but I believe we could still make this happen. Doesn't Denmark need some money? What the fuck are they even doing with Greenland.

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nimblenavigator0519 40 points ago +40 / -0

Nice name and well said haha

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learntocode 6 points ago +6 / -0

so gud i have but one upboat to gib

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thuggishruggishtrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hello Mr. President

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AlphaNathan 4 points ago +4 / -0

And probably still North Carolina. Send help.

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patataoh 3 points ago +3 / -0

We still got Hong Kong tho!

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sgttoporbottoms 63 points ago +64 / -1

Am I the only one still holding out hope? Great strategic buy

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D0NNIE_DARK0 27 points ago +27 / -0

No because the Chinese have eyes on it and its resources. We need to make it ours.

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Rugar22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck the Chinese Government!

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kaluahmon 20 points ago +21 / -1

I'd happily trade Commifornia.

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Bidenishidin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey man, some of us patriots live in SF. There's like, 3 of us here. Don't send me into the ocean plz.

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AlphaNathan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get out or learn to swim!

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IAmtheGodWarrior 5 points ago +6 / -1

I’ll move there in a heartbeat. Covid ruined my business. I’ll go to Greenland in the first wave, I’ll set up a pub and kitchen and call it Uncle Donny’s Tavern. Trump paraphernalia all over. Make a nice cozy place for the new settlers to meet and discuss how they will continue making America greater than ever before.

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Gooseontheloose -21 points ago +6 / -27

As a Dane. No.

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YaBoiJacob 26 points ago +27 / -1

As an American, YES

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Gooseontheloose -14 points ago +6 / -20

As a Dane, come take it then.

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conservativeyuppie 21 points ago +23 / -2

MANIFEST DESTINYYYYYYYY

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 13 points ago +14 / -1

I mean, I'm sure they wouldn't find it too hard to take it. The fuck is Denmark going to do?

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Gooseontheloose 6 points ago +10 / -4

We'll launch the longboats once again.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 11 points ago +11 / -0

Unfortunately the vikings have evolved in to noodle-armed betas. Worst Pokemon ever.

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Raposa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not sure how true it is but someone said once the vikings didn't turn into Swedes, they just migrated to Iceland. I think they were joking about those extremely hulkish strongmen and weightlifting competitors they have there, lol.

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Gooseontheloose -1 points ago +2 / -3

Those would be the swedes. They've always been noodle-armed betas.

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Liorath 7 points ago +8 / -1

As another Dane, YES. ALL OF THE YES.

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preparation-H 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why not?

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Gooseontheloose -10 points ago +4 / -14

Because it's Danish soil.

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thewashambro 10 points ago +11 / -1

We can buy you guys too. Welcome states 51 and 52!

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preparation-H 4 points ago +5 / -1

Good luck defending it

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Gooseontheloose -1 points ago +4 / -5

Thanks

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patataoh 3 points ago +3 / -0

What are you gonna throw cream cheese at us?

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Gooseontheloose 6 points ago +7 / -1

Yes, and Danish.

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Tusculan2pt0 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pretty please?

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SparrowHawk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Vikings represent!

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GretchenKilledGrandm 34 points ago +34 / -0

Gotta have somewhere to put them all. I don't think Gitmo is big enough.

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PN_OShea 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hell has some empty bunk space...

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GretchenKilledGrandm 7 points ago +7 / -0

If I had to pick between a tropical island or an arctic climate for a prison for traitors, I think I would tell my guards to dress warm.

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DeviousKid45 4 points ago +4 / -0

Prison? They will be there for execution. Firing squad.

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PN_OShea 1 point ago +1 / -0

You have obviously never been to Galveston Island in August... Gitmo can't be any better

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x79q3pb 2 points ago +2 / -0

And so environmentally friendly.

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TexasPiper 21 points ago +21 / -0

The humor of this place keeps me going

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mcoulton 5 points ago +5 / -0

Many samoans in the military, we need american samoa on our side

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PN_OShea 5 points ago +5 / -0

We need a vacation spot to escape August....

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JohnTexasBaron 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hahahahaha... good one! That was one YUUUUGE TRANSACTION. Get in here Greenland!

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PN_OShea 11 points ago +11 / -0

Still more live voters than a Biden Rally.

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Prosperous555 11 points ago +11 / -0

Thoughts of annexing Canada and Greenland are to delicious for me to keep in.

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jtt888 2 points ago +2 / -0

Canada needs a lot of work. We don't want to add another Washington and Connecticut.

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Ryanaissance 2 points ago +2 / -0

We can counter by dividing red states into more red states: North Dakota can become South North Dakota and North North Dakota. We can have East West Virginia. We can carve Jefferson out of CA and OR.

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RiverFenix 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was one of the Canadians who fought to liberate us from Trudeau and join the USA!

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE!

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HillarysBeaverMunch 4 points ago +4 / -0

62nd STATE

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Magazar 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are no streets on Greenland only snow and canoes.

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ChrztyAnn 9 points ago +9 / -0

by the end of this everyone is going to join or be on the other side

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ZombieConstitution 8 points ago +8 / -0

Okay but I legit really want Greenland.

  1. Fuck Denmark for telling us no.

  2. Militarily it's got very good strategic placement, and we already have Thule Air Base there, so I don't see why we can't negotiate to get the rest.

  3. Fuck Denmark for telling us no.

  4. China's been moving in there big time, and I'd really like to fuck with them by moving in and keeping them from doing anything too nefarious there- or any more nefarious things, I suppose.

  5. Fuck Denmark for telling us no.

  6. I will laugh forever if Greenland becomes an official state before Puerto Rico does.

And 7) Fuck you Denmark, you're not even doing anything with it, you're just letting China buy up property and we could actually make something of Greenland.

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patataoh 2 points ago +2 / -0

How about thedonald.win buys it. And then we turn around and sell it to the US!

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ZombieConstitution 2 points ago +2 / -0

We could probably scrape up the funds for it. Before we sell it, though, we do have to make a giant ice sculpture of GEOTUS. For posterity, you know.

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patataoh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Alright fine i acquiesce

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JustASwigOfBeer 8 points ago +8 / -0

Buy it up

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Biden_Sniffs_Kids 7 points ago +7 / -0

(Democrats)....Wait... that’s illegal lol

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Tusculan2pt0 6 points ago +6 / -0

Any way trump could use NDAA funds to put troops here instead.....and then buy it?

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learntocode 2 points ago +2 / -0

yummy

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Kameltoe 10 points ago +10 / -0

WE'LL BUY THAT, TOO

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Lars_Lindemann 4 points ago +4 / -0

Must fool pleb colonists. shhh....

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patataoh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Buy one get one free

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FullAutoFlintlock 4 points ago +4 / -0

Based AF

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DOWNWITHBIGBROTHER 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is this real?! I don't see the shit post flair.

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rentfREEEE_since2016 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’d gladly trade CA for Greenland.

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Widowmaker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love the pic lol. We'll take the help to!

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Lars_Lindemann 4 points ago +4 / -0

Based. f norway

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x79q3pb 5 points ago +5 / -0

Denmark*

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 4 points ago +4 / -0

tomato, tomahto

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x79q3pb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Believe me, it's like calling us Canadian, there's a sting in it.

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 4 points ago +4 / -0

just messing around...and wishing you all would be a bit more like your Viking ancestors about now.

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Lars_Lindemann 3 points ago +3 / -0

I feel like that dude in 'The Thing' that kept calling the Norwegians Swedes. I suck.

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JFellows72 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean as far as i can tell they both suck

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Ryanaissance 1 point ago +1 / -0

Swedes are just Norwegian flunkies.

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Hugo_Gayvaz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wut?

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CokeOrPepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

MGGA

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TheDogPill 1 point ago +1 / -0

Migga?

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masshole3 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL!

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becray3point0 3 points ago +3 / -0

Greenland should have taken up the offer.

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SFWarrior 3 points ago +3 / -0

i got a good laugh lol

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cptunicorn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please just remove Trudeau and stuck Trump Jr in. I'm a Canadian, I'm fine with it.

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Herecomedatpresident 2 points ago +2 / -0

God yes PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN. We NEEEEED Greenland!

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ifififififokiedokie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait what?

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RazOfTheDeities 2 points ago +2 / -0

I didn't know Greenland was so "on the table" to become a state until just now. Thank you OP.

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HillarysBeaverMunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

But for real, We need to confront and stop Chinese expansion on this planet.

They already have huge inroads in Africa. The 70 countries involved in their Belt and Road plan are deathly afraid of them. They are expansionist and hostile to their neighbors.

Remember the Uighurs? Everyone knows about their slaughter. A country directly abutting them is Uighur majority, but they won't speak out on the slaughter of their co-ethnics for fear of angering China.

They have massive influence on our elected officials.

So, annexing Greenland is not the worst thing in the world. And since they're mostly socialist and not based anyway, I say fuck 'em. There are far bigger issues at play.

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wesraue 2 points ago +2 / -0

We should allow Northern California to break away and create their own state!

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anteracorp 2 points ago +2 / -0

JUST WAITING ON THIGHLAND NOW

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Thetheythere 2 points ago +2 / -0

There was a news about President Trump planing to buy Greenland from Denmark.

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butte_weippe 2 points ago +2 / -0

i forgot about this. mr trump pls buy greenland

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YourMamma57 2 points ago +2 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAH

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theneverman 2 points ago +2 / -0

GRETMO! Lot's of room for the freshly incarcerated.

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Cheesemaker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Since China got a voice, its only fair to allow Greenland's voice.

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OfficerNasty 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think you mean East Dakota

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Super_degenerate 2 points ago +2 / -0

What did I miss I haven’t been on the site since yesterday.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lurk Moar.

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ltpayne 2 points ago +2 / -0

it's spectactular ya