I played mortal kombat in arcades. But then I started to grow body hair. I realized this was natures way of saying you are growing up. So thats when i put down those former things. Do not waste life on video games boys, use this valuable time to Level up your body instead. As we all should have a focus on becoming strong bodied and able bodied, in case our republic ever needs to call on us. Be willing, be ready boys. TRUMP 2020!!!
Let’s tell it the right way, Chiiinnnaaa invades Alaska for it’s minerals, we fight Chhiiinnnaa but are not winning so we Annexed Canada and made mecha power armor suits and kicked their asses. So they launched nukes
In Fallout, the US annexed Canada because they were worried about the pipline for oil from Alaska (the only place left with oil). So they stationed troops in Canada to protect the pipeline. The Canadians didn't like that and were protesting, so the US just said 'fuck it' and annexed Canada and put down the riots by killing the rioters.
Nope, China attacked Alaska after the US developed cold fusion and wouldn’t share it. They said we no longer needed the oil and invaded AK. We could not beat them back then we Annexed Canada, had nothing to do with an oil pipeline because we had already ushered in the Nuclear age with the discovery of cold fusion. We had already quit with fossil fuels long before the Chicomm Ak invasion.
Japan is producing the frame and weapon attachment systems, Modhi's people are working on the eye lasers, and Poland is building it a to-scale mechanical war horse and cavalry spear out of nanocarbon so they have an excuse to dress it up as a winged hussar...
The communist kill old, disabled and anyone else that they can't use as slave labor!! So yes, for me being severely crippled I'd rather die fighting for freedom than dying as a slave!!!
Can't we just make a backpack-size drone that sticks on your back and pops out an Inspector Gadget heli-rotor, ascends to z+150ft, and then disengages to look for a new passenger?
Christ maybe we should clean up the commies in the US first before we start taking over other countries. There are probably far more Californians and New Yorkers who would appreciate being freed from tyranny first.
They'd just defect. What you need to do is send them in waves with your men behind them. That way, if they defect, you can shoot them, and you get human shields in the process.
Fuck that. Why don't we just take Western Canada and then we give Canada Michigan/Wisconsin/New York. Those places are fucking garbage and we don't them anyway.
The lake isnt the attraction, its the large patch of sand-dunes used as an off road park. Fuck sacrifice, im not giving them an inch of land. They can fuck off to china if they dont like it. Communism should be crushed, not appeased.
We wouldn’t even need to fight most of them, pretty sure they’d join us willingly, lmao. I always like traveling through Yukon and Alberta. Now with British Columbia we’d have to deal with Vancouver.
If Oregon was a cellulite ass then the peoples republic of Portland would be the anus. True fact! PDX smells like shit literally. So I guess it makes perfect sense.
Alberta, Interior BC, Yukon, and Saskatchewan. I've been wanting us to leave the socialist republic of Canada for too long. Eastern Canada is a dumpster fire, they take all our (Alberta) profits and redistribute them to easterners. We're all sick of it. We could use some FREEDOM!
Yep we definitely need Alberta and Saskatchewan. Add in the territories and most of BC and we're set. Hell, might as well take Manitoba too since their not terrible.
Met a girl from a wheat farming town up there and fell in love with her work ethic. Later found out there is a whole province full of people like that.
AMEN. Make the orginal 14 colonies one again! Our Founders kept some space on the Founding documents for our 14th Colony Canadian kin to sign their signatures. There's still room on the documents! Fun facts. In the 19th century, 25% of Canada's population moved to the USA. Today, 90% of Canadians live within the USA, or within 100 miles of the current US-Canada border.
And, Even like most North American history, I got a map all worked out too. Reogranizes States' and territories, so the US Senate doesn't get all screwy. (Will require the agreement of the States of course as req in the Constitution.)
I read the documents. They're far more sensationalized than the reality.
Rebel News made it sound like divisions of Chinese would be training in Canada. It was 6. Just 6 PLA members. That's it. And they only invited two officers to go through their academy's.
On top of that, the training got cancelled because the US got wind of it and told Canada (in a much nicer way) 'We see you want to train some PLA. We don't really like that. Who should you be worried about more? The country an ocean away, or the country with the largest military the world has ever seen right on your door step. We hope you make the right choice.' Then Canada rescinded their offer.
That article or similar source on that topic should be stickied.
I mean, what the flying =)#"U"!I(/)(!"¤#HF ??? Canada is a founding member of NATO, and deeply allied to the USA. What the heck would PLA troops be doing in Canada??? Is this going to be a pretext for invasion and/or pressure???
The two nations were engaged in 18 different joint projects in 2019, he said, including troops being sent between the countries and Canada providing training to high-ranking Chinese generals.
'It is a shock to Canadians,' Levant said. 'That cold-weather warfare you are referring to is just one of 18 different joint projects the Canadian armed forces had with the People's Liberation Army in 2019 alone.
Yes, why just buy Greenland, when we'll be convincing the rest of Denmark to join in America as well! Welcome into the USA Denmark, debt-free.
The Constitution even has nice ways of solving any issues too, including National Parks; and even if towns or royals want to keep their gene pool & national treasures/palaces, they can be legally like Indian Tribes with some retained soveriegnty. While we build a nice new Water Wall & canal along the border between Denmark and Germanistan. To supply Fort Trump in Poland easier. Denmark becomes the economic Northern Europe major USA transhipment area for goods & banking in USDollars. Denmark already imports much US stuff, and now it would be inside the USA for the US Constitutions internal free trade zone. Slide some of our US Troops over, so they're now defending US soil; win win win. No downsides.
Then Ireland should leap in. Make the Northern Ireland border the border between USA & Britain; would be NO troubles and be a yuge economic banking center / market center as the closest link between NYC & LONDON. :)
Russia wouldn't be happy if we tried to pick up Greenland. They use Greenland as a staging point to Pyramiden which they're trying to repopulate. Russia is super hardcore about the arctic circle.
Didn't the defendants pull in like Guam, VI, and PR? Didn't know we were counting territories; I'd like to see all of our overseas military bases go ahead and chime in.
Hawaii has its own long history and culture. Greenland isn’t very populated and is totally dependent on Denmark. We will populate it with whoever we want and write the state constitution. Make it GTG like Texas.
Hawaii has its own long history and culture. Greenland isn’t very populated and is totally dependent on Denmark. We will populate it with whoever we want and write the state constitution. Make it GTG like Texas.
Doesn't Greenland also have its own long history and culture?
We will populate it with whoever we want [...]
A bit like what the communist Chinese are doing with Tibet?
Greenland has some sovereignty over its affairs but they are really under the Kindgom of Denmark. They are more welcome to the idea of switching allegiances and if they want to become Americans why not. It’s apples and oranges considering Hawaii had a native monarchy that had to be removed.
Why even compare us to fucking China and Tibet. If I recall correctly there’s no genetic relationship between the current inhabitants of Greenland and the pre Norse ones. We occupied Greenland before when the Nazis took over Denmark to prevent Nazi expansion and we’ll do it again to keep out the commies. I don’t even know if Trump was serious but he definitely put Denmark on notice to not even thinking about selling it to China.
It’s apples and oranges considering Hawaii had a native monarchy that had to be removed.
But the different tribes and communities in Greenland had stories, myths, legends, culture, religion/beliefs, etc. etc. etc., somewhat related to the Inuits in Canada.
Why even compare us to fucking China and Tibet.
But that seemed extreme similar to what you wrote previously:
We will populate it with whoever we want [...]
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We occupied Greenland before when the Nazis took over Denmark to prevent Nazi expansion and we’ll do it again to keep out the commies.
This part on the other hand makes excellent sense.
Breh. You can't just 'populate' Greenland. Over 90% of it can't be inhabited due to the weather and mountains. There are INCREDIBLY small ports that are only open like 4 months out of the year. Nothing can grow there.
It’s melting. We can haz it and wait. I don’t know why people are against this. In the 50’s we had bases there and men that helped us prep for space exploration. It’s the 21st Century and we’re on the precipice of colonizing planets. Why not Greenland? We’ve been considering it since the 1860’s. Buy it and hold.
Ew. Hard pass on Mexico. Don't want. It's gross there and we don't want to deal with the laughable infrastructure and cartels. Plus Mexico is our buffer between South America and all the bullshit that happens there.
Well if we did take Mexico, it would take some time, but we'd clean it up.
We're having a hard enough time against our own corruption, theirs is next level so it might take a while. Oh, and they'd have to learn English.
Nope. It's completely illegal to use voting machines in the kingdom of Denmark, including all territories, for all the reasons your election became a joke, no offence. :)
Paper, voting booths, pencil, sealed, small-ish ballot boxes with all stakeholders watching every box and all the counting like a hawk. Any identifying mark and the ballot is thrown out.
Mail-in is 14 days before the election, and it doesn't actually take place by Mail. Instead you deliver it at public offices or police stations or care centres around town
No, Greenlanders are just at a loss for purpose. It's always biting cold and we give them everything. They're drinking and doing very little, and there's rampaging depression among the youth, who vote far left just to subsist.
It's a terrible tragedy. I wish we could help them out of this, but I don't know how.
Truth is we are basically an island in the world with our majority being so based. And yes I said MAJORITY. Cause it is a majority. This was common knowledge just a few years ago before they changed the narrative and became confident enough with their cheating.
I’ll move there in a heartbeat. Covid ruined my business. I’ll go to Greenland in the first wave, I’ll set up a pub and kitchen and call it Uncle Donny’s Tavern. Trump paraphernalia all over. Make a nice cozy place for the new settlers to meet and discuss how they will continue making America greater than ever before.
Not sure how true it is but someone said once the vikings didn't turn into Swedes, they just migrated to Iceland. I think they were joking about those extremely hulkish strongmen and weightlifting competitors they have there, lol.
We can counter by dividing red states into more red states: North Dakota can become South North Dakota and North North Dakota. We can have East West Virginia. We can carve Jefferson out of CA and OR.
Militarily it's got very good strategic placement, and we already have Thule Air Base there, so I don't see why we can't negotiate to get the rest.
Fuck Denmark for telling us no.
China's been moving in there big time, and I'd really like to fuck with them by moving in and keeping them from doing anything too nefarious there- or any more nefarious things, I suppose.
Fuck Denmark for telling us no.
I will laugh forever if Greenland becomes an official state before Puerto Rico does.
And 7) Fuck you Denmark, you're not even doing anything with it, you're just letting China buy up property and we could actually make something of Greenland.
But for real, We need to confront and stop Chinese expansion on this planet.
They already have huge inroads in Africa. The 70 countries involved in their Belt and Road plan are deathly afraid of them. They are expansionist and hostile to their neighbors.
Remember the Uighurs? Everyone knows about their slaughter. A country directly abutting them is Uighur majority, but they won't speak out on the slaughter of their co-ethnics for fear of angering China.
They have massive influence on our elected officials.
So, annexing Greenland is not the worst thing in the world. And since they're mostly socialist and not based anyway, I say fuck 'em. There are far bigger issues at play.
LOL,,,, Annex Greenland!!!
Right after we annex Canada.
I don’t know what this is but I upvote.
It is from a video game called Fallout.
World War 3 broke out and the USA annexed Canada.
Oh yeah I should know this, I played the OG isometric ones!
Good taste. They were great
Make sure there's no Scammatic voting machines in Greenland .. then let them Vote on being annexed to the USA.
..Sounds like their current sitch doesn't engender a lot of love.
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Fallout 1 and 2 was the shit.
I agree. Fallout 2 is really good. Someone fixed it and released a patch finishing all content and fixing bugs. Great.
I played mortal kombat in arcades. But then I started to grow body hair. I realized this was natures way of saying you are growing up. So thats when i put down those former things. Do not waste life on video games boys, use this valuable time to Level up your body instead. As we all should have a focus on becoming strong bodied and able bodied, in case our republic ever needs to call on us. Be willing, be ready boys. TRUMP 2020!!!
Fallout 2 is one of the best games ever created.
Why
There's a restored content mod for Fallout 2 available if you ever need a nostalgia injection.
There is a clause in The Constitution that allows Canada to become part of the United States if they ever choose to do so
Wait seriously!? pog
Let’s tell it the right way, Chiiinnnaaa invades Alaska for it’s minerals, we fight Chhiiinnnaa but are not winning so we Annexed Canada and made mecha power armor suits and kicked their asses. So they launched nukes
CHYNA fucked the world over again, 10/10 realistic plot.
In Fallout, the US annexed Canada because they were worried about the pipline for oil from Alaska (the only place left with oil). So they stationed troops in Canada to protect the pipeline. The Canadians didn't like that and were protesting, so the US just said 'fuck it' and annexed Canada and put down the riots by killing the rioters.
That's the lore anyway.
Nope, China attacked Alaska after the US developed cold fusion and wouldn’t share it. They said we no longer needed the oil and invaded AK. We could not beat them back then we Annexed Canada, had nothing to do with an oil pipeline because we had already ushered in the Nuclear age with the discovery of cold fusion. We had already quit with fossil fuels long before the Chicomm Ak invasion.
god damn who the hell gave china nukes? they must've stolen the tech, right?
Billclintonisarapist.
I believe the USSR did way back when
they had numerous spy bunkers in the game and they used stealth suits.
Death is a preferable alternative to communism
Patriotism Subroutines: Engaged.
If I’m to believe we’re not working on a real life Liberty Prime, I’m low-key disappointed
Japan's making lifesized Gundams, we should make a working Liberty Prime.
Japan is producing the frame and weapon attachment systems, Modhi's people are working on the eye lasers, and Poland is building it a to-scale mechanical war horse and cavalry spear out of nanocarbon so they have an excuse to dress it up as a winged hussar...
Look at Mechanic Shark Channel on YT. They just released a Ben Shapiro/Liberty Prime video. It is hilarious.
Liberty Prime is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all Chinese communists.
The communist kill old, disabled and anyone else that they can't use as slave labor!! So yes, for me being severely crippled I'd rather die fighting for freedom than dying as a slave!!!
Let’s annex the west half only, please.
Annex all of it. Time to get rid of commies in Ontario and introduce Freedom.
Free Canada!
Yes please! We have maple syrup and poutine!
If "poutine" is Quebecois slang for pussy, then it's settled.
Poutine is fries topped with gravy and cheese curds.
Don’t forget Canadas second largest export to maple syrup, we need them frozen pizzas boys.
Did you ever hear aboot The Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist
I'd tap that!
Not enough helicopters, would have to carpet bomb it then send in ground troops to mop up.
Carpet bomb Toronto first but let me know so I can get out of dodge.
Can't we just make a backpack-size drone that sticks on your back and pops out an Inspector Gadget heli-rotor, ascends to z+150ft, and then disengages to look for a new passenger?
Fulton extraction method without the plane?
"Where we're going, you won't need seatbelts!"
Christ maybe we should clean up the commies in the US first before we start taking over other countries. There are probably far more Californians and New Yorkers who would appreciate being freed from tyranny first.
They'd just defect. What you need to do is send them in waves with your men behind them. That way, if they defect, you can shoot them, and you get human shields in the process.
Commie style.
This. Fuck the rest of the world until we extract the disease in the existing states.
Santa Barbara, CA here and I second Taylor3006 ☝️
Pls save me
Cananistan can keep Montreal, we get the rest
And have a national security risk at the border? No, purge them all.
Everything between the Rockies and Ontario.
Fuck that. Why don't we just take Western Canada and then we give Canada Michigan/Wisconsin/New York. Those places are fucking garbage and we don't them anyway.
How am i supposed to go to silver lake if we give away michigan :(
We all make sacrifices friend .canada has many nice lakes,some of which are open for a few months a year.
The lake isnt the attraction, its the large patch of sand-dunes used as an off road park. Fuck sacrifice, im not giving them an inch of land. They can fuck off to china if they dont like it. Communism should be crushed, not appeased.
Give me a heads up. I'm out here in Oregon haha. Long live GEOTUS
We wouldn’t even need to fight most of them, pretty sure they’d join us willingly, lmao. I always like traveling through Yukon and Alberta. Now with British Columbia we’d have to deal with Vancouver.
Hong-couver you mean?
I'm fine with the Hong Kongers. It's the beijing bastards we don't want.
fair point!
Yeah, we definitely want BC. That's some of the prettiest land on the continent. AND it will complete our pacific northwest collection.
and the interior is very conservative. Vancouver gets to speak for entire province.
It would also mean no more international borders to drive to Alaska :D
Oregon? Where's that located in relation to The People's Republic of Portland?
If Oregon was a cellulite ass then the peoples republic of Portland would be the anus. True fact! PDX smells like shit literally. So I guess it makes perfect sense.
I say Alberta and maybe one other. Quebec and BC can fuck off.
Alberta, Interior BC, Yukon, and Saskatchewan. I've been wanting us to leave the socialist republic of Canada for too long. Eastern Canada is a dumpster fire, they take all our (Alberta) profits and redistribute them to easterners. We're all sick of it. We could use some FREEDOM!
Yep we definitely need Alberta and Saskatchewan. Add in the territories and most of BC and we're set. Hell, might as well take Manitoba too since their not terrible.
Met a girl from a wheat farming town up there and fell in love with her work ethic. Later found out there is a whole province full of people like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrIUdXrRZuY
For the love of God would you lot manifest destiny already. I want my 2A.
AMEN. Make the orginal 14 colonies one again! Our Founders kept some space on the Founding documents for our 14th Colony Canadian kin to sign their signatures. There's still room on the documents! Fun facts. In the 19th century, 25% of Canada's population moved to the USA. Today, 90% of Canadians live within the USA, or within 100 miles of the current US-Canada border.
And, Even like most North American history, I got a map all worked out too. Reogranizes States' and territories, so the US Senate doesn't get all screwy. (Will require the agreement of the States of course as req in the Constitution.)
Move over Vermont, Canada is retroactively becoming our 14th state.
Damn straight!!!!
Yes. My comment was aimed more at the reports of Trudeau inviting Chinese troops to train in Canada.
This is terrible for the US. We need to intervene under national security.
We did.
I read the documents. They're far more sensationalized than the reality.
Rebel News made it sound like divisions of Chinese would be training in Canada. It was 6. Just 6 PLA members. That's it. And they only invited two officers to go through their academy's.
On top of that, the training got cancelled because the US got wind of it and told Canada (in a much nicer way) 'We see you want to train some PLA. We don't really like that. Who should you be worried about more? The country an ocean away, or the country with the largest military the world has ever seen right on your door step. We hope you make the right choice.' Then Canada rescinded their offer.
It never happened. It was slated, but never became a thing. And I didn't see Treadeau's name on any of the documents. It's a really dry read, nonetheless: http://d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net/therebel/pages/49718/attachments/original/1607533395/FINAL_WATERMARKED_REDACTED_Final_document_compressed.pdf?1607533395
Rebel News spun this up far larger than what it was.
Thank you!
People who knowingly exaggerate "news" stories, even if they are anti-CCP, should still be out on the street with no jobs, in my ideal world.
What a huge waste of our time & energy.
Greenland is about rare earth minerals
https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1321859326584057858
American pedes, if your President rids us of the Trudeau clan we might someday be a country again.
That article or similar source on that topic should be stickied.
I mean, what the flying =)#"U"!I(/)(!"¤#HF ??? Canada is a founding member of NATO, and deeply allied to the USA. What the heck would PLA troops be doing in Canada??? Is this going to be a pretext for invasion and/or pressure???
Yes, why just buy Greenland, when we'll be convincing the rest of Denmark to join in America as well! Welcome into the USA Denmark, debt-free.
The Constitution even has nice ways of solving any issues too, including National Parks; and even if towns or royals want to keep their gene pool & national treasures/palaces, they can be legally like Indian Tribes with some retained soveriegnty. While we build a nice new Water Wall & canal along the border between Denmark and Germanistan. To supply Fort Trump in Poland easier. Denmark becomes the economic Northern Europe major USA transhipment area for goods & banking in USDollars. Denmark already imports much US stuff, and now it would be inside the USA for the US Constitutions internal free trade zone. Slide some of our US Troops over, so they're now defending US soil; win win win. No downsides.
Then Ireland should leap in. Make the Northern Ireland border the border between USA & Britain; would be NO troubles and be a yuge economic banking center / market center as the closest link between NYC & LONDON. :)
In exchange, we give all greenlanders the first year's proceeds of all the seized tech companies profits.
Remind me to move to Greenland!
Isn't it incredibly cold there, almost year-round?
Yes.its wonderful.
Kind of difficult to grow crops there, so have to rely on imports and fishing (and in theory hunting).
Russia wouldn't be happy if we tried to pick up Greenland. They use Greenland as a staging point to Pyramiden which they're trying to repopulate. Russia is super hardcore about the arctic circle.
Didn't the defendants pull in like Guam, VI, and PR? Didn't know we were counting territories; I'd like to see all of our overseas military bases go ahead and chime in.
Can we turn Hawaii back into a territory and give Greenland its star?
But what will happen if Greenland is socialist or communist, or later turns out socialist or communist?
Hawaii has its own long history and culture. Greenland isn’t very populated and is totally dependent on Denmark. We will populate it with whoever we want and write the state constitution. Make it GTG like Texas.
Doesn't Greenland also have its own long history and culture?
A bit like what the communist Chinese are doing with Tibet?
After we beat China Tibet will go back to the Tibetans.
And?
Greenland has some sovereignty over its affairs but they are really under the Kindgom of Denmark. They are more welcome to the idea of switching allegiances and if they want to become Americans why not. It’s apples and oranges considering Hawaii had a native monarchy that had to be removed.
Why even compare us to fucking China and Tibet. If I recall correctly there’s no genetic relationship between the current inhabitants of Greenland and the pre Norse ones. We occupied Greenland before when the Nazis took over Denmark to prevent Nazi expansion and we’ll do it again to keep out the commies. I don’t even know if Trump was serious but he definitely put Denmark on notice to not even thinking about selling it to China.
But the different tribes and communities in Greenland had stories, myths, legends, culture, religion/beliefs, etc. etc. etc., somewhat related to the Inuits in Canada.
But that seemed extreme similar to what you wrote previously:
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This part on the other hand makes excellent sense.
Breh. You can't just 'populate' Greenland. Over 90% of it can't be inhabited due to the weather and mountains. There are INCREDIBLY small ports that are only open like 4 months out of the year. Nothing can grow there.
It’s melting. We can haz it and wait. I don’t know why people are against this. In the 50’s we had bases there and men that helped us prep for space exploration. It’s the 21st Century and we’re on the precipice of colonizing planets. Why not Greenland? We’ve been considering it since the 1860’s. Buy it and hold.
The miracle of global warming might have something to say about that :D
They they'll wind up a shithole just like CA/OR/WA/NY
Well, that's the wrong direction then. Better if it was turned non-communist.
✔ Canada
✔ Greenland
✔ Northern 2/3rds of Mexico
✔ Denmark
✔ Ireland
✔ Australia
✔ New Zealand
✔ Japan
✔ Diego Garcia
✔ Cuba
✔ Cyprus
✔ Venezuela
✔ Belize
✔ Lunar Base One
How we doing so far?
✔ Constantinople, especially bc username checks out.
✔ Morocco
✔ Panama
✔ Chile
✔ Argentina
✔ Peru
✔ Mars base One
Someone told me Constantinople wasn't the original name, just the name invaders gave it. I told I'd be fine with Byzantium.
Ew. Hard pass on Mexico. Don't want. It's gross there and we don't want to deal with the laughable infrastructure and cartels. Plus Mexico is our buffer between South America and all the bullshit that happens there.
Well if we did take Mexico, it would take some time, but we'd clean it up. We're having a hard enough time against our own corruption, theirs is next level so it might take a while. Oh, and they'd have to learn English.
Based Greenland
It's more accurately "semi-autonomous".
Like Portland?
Like CHAZ?
More for sale less polluted and killey.so kinda but better.
As a Dane I can confirm this.
Btw Greenland is extremely left wing. Right now they've sent a socialist and a social Democrat to our parliament.
Enjoy :)
PS: I'll cut you >:(
Do they use Dominion voting machines by chance?
Nope. It's completely illegal to use voting machines in the kingdom of Denmark, including all territories, for all the reasons your election became a joke, no offence. :)
Paper, voting booths, pencil, sealed, small-ish ballot boxes with all stakeholders watching every box and all the counting like a hawk. Any identifying mark and the ballot is thrown out.
Mail-in is 14 days before the election, and it doesn't actually take place by Mail. Instead you deliver it at public offices or police stations or care centres around town
No, Greenlanders are just at a loss for purpose. It's always biting cold and we give them everything. They're drinking and doing very little, and there's rampaging depression among the youth, who vote far left just to subsist.
It's a terrible tragedy. I wish we could help them out of this, but I don't know how.
Underrated comment
Truth is we are basically an island in the world with our majority being so based. And yes I said MAJORITY. Cause it is a majority. This was common knowledge just a few years ago before they changed the narrative and became confident enough with their cheating.
Thanks for curing me of my ignorance, friend!
Like Canada
True but I believe we could still make this happen. Doesn't Denmark need some money? What the fuck are they even doing with Greenland.
Nice name and well said haha
so gud i have but one upboat to gib
Hello Mr. President
And probably still North Carolina. Send help.
We still got Hong Kong tho!
Am I the only one still holding out hope? Great strategic buy
No because the Chinese have eyes on it and its resources. We need to make it ours.
Fuck the Chinese Government!
I'd happily trade Commifornia.
Hey man, some of us patriots live in SF. There's like, 3 of us here. Don't send me into the ocean plz.
Get out or learn to swim!
I’ll move there in a heartbeat. Covid ruined my business. I’ll go to Greenland in the first wave, I’ll set up a pub and kitchen and call it Uncle Donny’s Tavern. Trump paraphernalia all over. Make a nice cozy place for the new settlers to meet and discuss how they will continue making America greater than ever before.
As a Dane. No.
As an American, YES
As a Dane, come take it then.
MANIFEST DESTINYYYYYYYY
I mean, I'm sure they wouldn't find it too hard to take it. The fuck is Denmark going to do?
We'll launch the longboats once again.
Unfortunately the vikings have evolved in to noodle-armed betas. Worst Pokemon ever.
Not sure how true it is but someone said once the vikings didn't turn into Swedes, they just migrated to Iceland. I think they were joking about those extremely hulkish strongmen and weightlifting competitors they have there, lol.
Those would be the swedes. They've always been noodle-armed betas.
As another Dane, YES. ALL OF THE YES.
Why not?
Because it's Danish soil.
We can buy you guys too. Welcome states 51 and 52!
Good luck defending it
Thanks
What are you gonna throw cream cheese at us?
Yes, and Danish.
Pretty please?
Vikings represent!
Gotta have somewhere to put them all. I don't think Gitmo is big enough.
Hell has some empty bunk space...
If I had to pick between a tropical island or an arctic climate for a prison for traitors, I think I would tell my guards to dress warm.
Prison? They will be there for execution. Firing squad.
You have obviously never been to Galveston Island in August... Gitmo can't be any better
And so environmentally friendly.
The humor of this place keeps me going
Many samoans in the military, we need american samoa on our side
We need a vacation spot to escape August....
Hahahahaha... good one! That was one YUUUUGE TRANSACTION. Get in here Greenland!
Still more live voters than a Biden Rally.
Thoughts of annexing Canada and Greenland are to delicious for me to keep in.
Canada needs a lot of work. We don't want to add another Washington and Connecticut.
We can counter by dividing red states into more red states: North Dakota can become South North Dakota and North North Dakota. We can have East West Virginia. We can carve Jefferson out of CA and OR.
I was one of the Canadians who fought to liberate us from Trudeau and join the USA!
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE!
62nd STATE
There are no streets on Greenland only snow and canoes.
by the end of this everyone is going to join or be on the other side
Okay but I legit really want Greenland.
Fuck Denmark for telling us no.
Militarily it's got very good strategic placement, and we already have Thule Air Base there, so I don't see why we can't negotiate to get the rest.
Fuck Denmark for telling us no.
China's been moving in there big time, and I'd really like to fuck with them by moving in and keeping them from doing anything too nefarious there- or any more nefarious things, I suppose.
Fuck Denmark for telling us no.
I will laugh forever if Greenland becomes an official state before Puerto Rico does.
And 7) Fuck you Denmark, you're not even doing anything with it, you're just letting China buy up property and we could actually make something of Greenland.
How about thedonald.win buys it. And then we turn around and sell it to the US!
We could probably scrape up the funds for it. Before we sell it, though, we do have to make a giant ice sculpture of GEOTUS. For posterity, you know.
Alright fine i acquiesce
Buy it up
(Democrats)....Wait... that’s illegal lol
Any way trump could use NDAA funds to put troops here instead.....and then buy it?
yummy
WE'LL BUY THAT, TOO
Must fool pleb colonists. shhh....
Buy one get one free
Based AF
Is this real?! I don't see the shit post flair.
I’d gladly trade CA for Greenland.
Love the pic lol. We'll take the help to!
Based. f norway
Denmark*
tomato, tomahto
Believe me, it's like calling us Canadian, there's a sting in it.
just messing around...and wishing you all would be a bit more like your Viking ancestors about now.
I feel like that dude in 'The Thing' that kept calling the Norwegians Swedes. I suck.
I mean as far as i can tell they both suck
Swedes are just Norwegian flunkies.
Wut?
MGGA
Migga?
LOL!
Greenland should have taken up the offer.
i got a good laugh lol
Please just remove Trudeau and stuck Trump Jr in. I'm a Canadian, I'm fine with it.
God yes PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN. We NEEEEED Greenland!
Wait what?
I didn't know Greenland was so "on the table" to become a state until just now. Thank you OP.
But for real, We need to confront and stop Chinese expansion on this planet.
They already have huge inroads in Africa. The 70 countries involved in their Belt and Road plan are deathly afraid of them. They are expansionist and hostile to their neighbors.
Remember the Uighurs? Everyone knows about their slaughter. A country directly abutting them is Uighur majority, but they won't speak out on the slaughter of their co-ethnics for fear of angering China.
They have massive influence on our elected officials.
So, annexing Greenland is not the worst thing in the world. And since they're mostly socialist and not based anyway, I say fuck 'em. There are far bigger issues at play.
We should allow Northern California to break away and create their own state!
JUST WAITING ON THIGHLAND NOW
There was a news about President Trump planing to buy Greenland from Denmark.
i forgot about this. mr trump pls buy greenland
HAHAHAHAHAH
GRETMO! Lot's of room for the freshly incarcerated.
Since China got a voice, its only fair to allow Greenland's voice.
I think you mean East Dakota
What did I miss I haven’t been on the site since yesterday.
Lurk Moar.
it's spectactular ya