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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 41 points ago +41 / -0

Masks = Burka Jr.

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Efrum 16 points ago +16 / -0

Seeing a pretty set of eyes and a mask reminds me of the old cartoons when the veil is pulled down and Elmer Fudd or the Tasmanian Devil is puckered up and ready to give you a kiss.

Edit: I missed it. Anybody know what the deleted comment said?

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LongKahn 3 points ago +3 / -0

"SO FCUK BEING A GOOD PERSON AND JUST BE PRETTY" - Nicka_Please, probably

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IslamObamaWigwam1 19 points ago +19 / -0

As each day passes, my anger grows deeper, that they used the covid scam as an excuse to get rid of Steak, Egg, and cheese bagels from McDonald’s. I can’t even remember the last time I had one...

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thelastlast 5 points ago +5 / -0

haha im saving this comment as maybe my favorite out of this whole thing

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2008RonPaul2012 4 points ago +4 / -0

That was a damn good sandwich, I have to admit.

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2008RonPaul2012 15 points ago +15 / -0

In Harrison Bergeron, they all had to wear headphones with constant noise, so no one had time to think. That is social media.

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ItsAFreeCountry 7 points ago +7 / -0

Except only the smart people had to wear those in the story. With social media, intelligence isn't required to participate, in fact it's RACIST REEEEEeeeee!!!

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NotPeachyComma 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wish all teenagers had to read that short story. And then had to read "Atlas Shrugged. We might be in a different place if we were still literate.

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2008RonPaul2012 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah so true. Believe it or not I was assigned Harrison Bergeron in middle school, probably around age 12. That was in California in the 90s. Amazing how far this place has fallen.

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Ganath 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mid nineties, Texas. We read that in middle school as well.

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RIPIsaacKappy 13 points ago +13 / -0

You don't hide a Ferrari in the garage.

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ezekiel_23_20 1 point ago +1 / -0

I killed fitty men...

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Mrsattorney 9 points ago +9 / -0

😄😄😄😄

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KickingPugilist 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kurt Vonnegut predicted the future unless we stop it.

"In the year 2081, the 211th, 212th, and 213th amendments to the Constitution dictate that all Americans are fully equal and not allowed to be smarter, better-looking, or more physically able than anyone else. The Handicapper General's agents enforce the equality laws, forcing citizens to wear "handicaps": masks for those who are too beautiful, loud radios that disrupt thoughts inside the ears of intelligent people, and heavy weights for the strong or athletic."

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dougkeenan 4 points ago +4 / -0

there's a good version of it out there with Tammy Bruce as the Handicapper General

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KickingPugilist 4 points ago +4 / -0

As a film? I'm going to watch it tonight!

Edit, yes! I have it! Thanks!

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Niburc 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ha. Reminds me of a book or story (Kurt Vonnegut, I think) we read in high school, where the “pretty” people were given physical handicaps to level everyone. Back in the days where schools would teach you the authoritarianism of forced equality, although I wonder if the teachers even knew that was the point of the story.

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ItsAFreeCountry 4 points ago +4 / -0

😐

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Kaledon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Harrison Bergeron! I just taught this last week in an Ethics Course

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

Another theory is they were implemented to allow the essential workers to be on a level playing field with the customers; it wasn’t fair to the people that need to work in the grocery stores etc. and wear masks all day, while thousands of people are milling in and out of the store every day

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JohnVoight 10 points ago +10 / -0

If that theory holds true then it works. Trader Joes employees are MUCH more catty and authoritarian in this environment I noticed. When they bitch at me ab bag protocol infrequently, I’ll ask them a simple question requiring them to use minimal critical thinking skills and their NPC brains short-circuit.

ButMuhCDC!!!

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DrCowboyPresident 5 points ago +5 / -0

That has nothing to do with it, they want the visual. Humans are visual creatures. You see everyone wearing masks, you're more likely to believe in the terror.

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AngryAsian 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well it's mainly being driven by millennial women...so your point stands, overweight uggos who let fake news convince them to be unhappy instead of working on their appearance and trying to build a family.

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BidenMumbling 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yo so when I first stepped outside of my apartment after the whole "WEAR MASKS" thing, I started saying to myself "damn, there's a lot of pretty girls out!".

Then, one day, one of those "pretty girls" takes off her mask, and I never left home again.

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Jewish_Pede_ 6 points ago +8 / -2

I hate how wearing a mask makes it harder to hit on women, not only can i not see their face but they cant see mine either, and I’m actually a very attractive guy

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IroWide 4 points ago +4 / -0

You could improve the situation by not wearing a mask yourself!

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Jewish_Pede_ 0 points ago +2 / -2

I live in Los Angeles. Basically a mask is required everywhere that has the balls to even open right now. Would rather not start a scene either so I just wear it when I’m in public shopping or whatever.

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IroWide 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just tell them you're exempt. It's illegal to ask you why.

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geckogreen 6 points ago +6 / -0

Watch Twighlight Zone episode: "Eye of the Beholder". Or just look up the pictures. It is what you are describing.

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KickingPugilist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or read the short story Harrison Burgeron

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrison_Bergeron

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ItsAFreeCountry 6 points ago +6 / -0

Calling u/harrisonbergeron. Please report to the chat

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HarrisonBergeron 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry, just saw this now.

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ItsAFreeCountry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol love that user name.

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Quality 6 points ago +6 / -0

Similar to how feminists want to "re-define" beauty standards. Ugly people trying to gain an advantage. ....although I think there's more to mask mandates than that.

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undecidedmask 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think its more about playing god.

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Billybobcuccio 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sounds about right .

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ellegrigori 4 points ago +4 / -0

agreed! lol

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SJBHamilton 4 points ago +4 / -0

Harrison Bergeron in real life.

And Gretchen Whitmer is Diana Moon Glampers.

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Kaledon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow have you read Harrison Bergeron by Kurt Vonnegut? That is exactly the story

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simonverde1 3 points ago +3 / -0

BUTTERFACES, IT'S YOUR TIME

https://imgur.com/t/mask/PHBUQR2

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whiskey_shitz 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you've ever seen a picture of the Georgia "that's debunked!" Lady without a mask you know this is true. With a mask...might be good looking.

Without a mask....gahhh!

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Brookes 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know I’m pissed! This old lady pede just had some’work’ done on my face. I look fab! Can I show it off? NO!!! Not fair! Lol!

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nickybops 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've made the same observation pede. Some of these people are absolutely hideous...

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AmishMachinist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Check out the Autodale animates series on YouTube. That's the future the left wants.

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Jefferson [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't. I've quarantined myself from YouTube.

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AmishMachinist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good man/woman/zir. It's basically about a dystopia where everyone wears masks for uniformity and get killed once their best years are over. There's also a hivemind and monsters that aren't actually bad. You can probably fill in the rest.

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Jefferson [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

My pronouns are chim, chim, chereee!

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DanIsSwell 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have thought this the whole time

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HuggableBear 1 point ago +1 / -0

The entire leftist agenda is nothing more than society's losers trying to use force to level the playing field against the winners. Literally everything they do has that as its ultimate goal.

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IroWide 1 point ago +1 / -0

I really hope you don't wear one after posting this. I read so many negative things about masks, and hear people whining about them, but I meet VERY few people who have the balls to never wear one, regardless of who's pushing it. Take your position and stick to it!

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lst1194 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey! i resemble that remark.

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Buy-partisan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everyone always tells me I have pretty eyes. My 300 lb body.... not so much

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Ganath 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is also a great way to hide their criminal activities. Especially after they released all the inmates in the guise of ‘covid prevention.’ Can’t charge them if you can’t identify them. Easy way to demoralize the masses when victims can receive absolutely no justice.

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0x1z79d1aa51 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ugly and don't wear a mask...

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CerebralPimp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Savage AF

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CanadianTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

my body my choice.

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RitcherBelmont 1 point ago +1 / -0

Compare: Elena Parent and Mileena from Mortal Kombat

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Jefferson [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was funny when people kept posting pictures of ugly poll workers thinking they were Elena Parent. All the ugly dishwater blondes with no makeup on are unable to be differentiated from each other. I see Elena Parents everywhere I go these days.

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jennyfrutex 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh man, it's been ages since I read that. It's brilliant.