I'll be honest, I actually agreed with the stance until I saw Red Flag laws in action.
I (and I believe Trump and Crenshaw too) made the classic mistake of thinking that the justice system wasn't compromised.
A system where you can easily prove you aren't a threat and move on is different than one that makes you a non-felon that can never own firearms or get yours back based on a fake accounting from someone.
There have been NO prosecutions to my knowledge for people getting fake Red Flagged.
The "Eat a dick" comment was okay but I would prefer you toss in the ever-reliable "cocksucker" in there. I do have to deduct half a point for not bringing up the one-eyed cocksucker's support for Red Flag laws.
Well Done!
Pretty good although the proper ending should be
Eat 10lbs of dicks from a 5lb bag.
honestly after i hit send i wanted to change it to "eat a dick, and don't miss your mouth this time..." would have been better...
Rugged, savage... with a hint of vanilla after taste.
"Candle sniffing fuck fence, go climb a wall of dicks."
Can you clean up your message inbox? ;)
those are replies from liberal friends i have been spamming with trump memes.... no need to reply, but waiting to create a salt thread...
I like your style.
this one 5D chesses.
Well done!
Top KEK
Bro I texted you why aren’t you getting back to me?
His message box is more clogged than the DC swamp drain. You'll have to be patient.
The Republican party as a whole is never getting another donation if they don't get their shit together
In Dan Crenshaw's defense, he did sign the on in support of Texas with the other 106 Congressional legislators. See page 5 of the Amicus Brief below.
https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/22/22O155/163403/20201210153048641_Texas%20v.%20Pennsylvania%20Amicus%20Brief%20of%20106%20Representatives.pdf
i cant be down with him at all. i stand firmly against any redflag law support.
That also happens to be Trump's same stance.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2018/02/28/trump-says-take-guns-first-and-worry-due-process-second-white-house-gun-meeting/381145002/
I'll be honest, I actually agreed with the stance until I saw Red Flag laws in action.
I (and I believe Trump and Crenshaw too) made the classic mistake of thinking that the justice system wasn't compromised.
A system where you can easily prove you aren't a threat and move on is different than one that makes you a non-felon that can never own firearms or get yours back based on a fake accounting from someone.
There have been NO prosecutions to my knowledge for people getting fake Red Flagged.
Hmm still don't like crenshaw
i have to make an exception for him. this is my moral failure.
Me too
BECAUSE HE HAS NO CHOICE IF HE WANTS TO KEEP HIS OTHER EYE
Good one!
Didn't he also sign a letter asking the DOJ to look into voter fraud early after the election?
Here it is
https://thedonald.win/p/11Q8EfdGtC/x/c/1ATVQoyw0H
Hilarious
A+ pede. Extra credit if you called him a cunt
good good tell em Dan is AOC with a eyepatch
AOC?
yea sorry fixed it now
Well done
Boom shacka-lacka
SO PROUD FREN.......
Maximum savage. Well done pede.
You are a wordsmith!
DYIN.
Very good, fuck that guy. I feel so disgusted knowing that he represents Texas.
I got this same text and gave a less spicy version of basically this same thing.
Those are kind words. I approve!
I cannot be the only person in this world who is tired of hearing the words grassroot, diverse, inclusive, misogyny, and feminine.
Excellent!
That'll do pig. That'll do.
Well done good sire
love it
The "Eat a dick" comment was okay but I would prefer you toss in the ever-reliable "cocksucker" in there. I do have to deduct half a point for not bringing up the one-eyed cocksucker's support for Red Flag laws.
9.5 a respectable score.
There is always room for improvement, thanks for the honest review Pede.
I got that same message. My reply was: STOP. Invoking Dan Crenshaw was over the line. No more messages from that number.
Yeah, you sure showed that automated message who's boss!
Very Nice!
... AND TELL HIM WE SAID SO
No, you did great!
LOL! Well said.
Beautiful! Magnificent response.
This guy thinks so! Tell em straight! Flat footed like donald duck and dont give a fook!
He takes dick through his eyehole. Major CUCK!
Not bad. I would have referred to him as Pirate McCain though.
Bravo sir!! Bravo!!!
I would have suggest eating a whole bag of dicks but well done just the same.
FOOKIN NOICE!!!
Keep up the good work! Kick him out of office next election!
It says something about me that I think the best part of that text was, "Eat a dick". 😥
This appears to be in order and the correct response considering you cant wipe your ass with the text message itself