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GadsdenOrGadsdout 52 points ago +52 / -0

Well Done!

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nozonozo 23 points ago +23 / -0

Pretty good although the proper ending should be

Eat 10lbs of dicks from a 5lb bag.

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TheFountainhead [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

honestly after i hit send i wanted to change it to "eat a dick, and don't miss your mouth this time..." would have been better...

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BloodDe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rugged, savage... with a hint of vanilla after taste.

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Doth 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Candle sniffing fuck fence, go climb a wall of dicks."

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Mcnutty 33 points ago +33 / -0

Can you clean up your message inbox? ;)

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TheFountainhead [S] 39 points ago +39 / -0

those are replies from liberal friends i have been spamming with trump memes.... no need to reply, but waiting to create a salt thread...

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Salacious_B_Trump 15 points ago +15 / -0

I like your style.

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Based_in_Space 9 points ago +9 / -0

this one 5D chesses.

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Voiceofreason72 21 points ago +21 / -0

Well done!

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WhatWouldMountainDew 18 points ago +18 / -0

might as well get a second eye patch

Top KEK

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Filthy4nimal 16 points ago +16 / -0

Bro I texted you why aren’t you getting back to me?

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x79q3pb 11 points ago +11 / -0

His message box is more clogged than the DC swamp drain. You'll have to be patient.

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Formerlurker92 14 points ago +14 / -0

The Republican party as a whole is never getting another donation if they don't get their shit together

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ScaliaWasExecuted 12 points ago +12 / -0

In Dan Crenshaw's defense, he did sign the on in support of Texas with the other 106 Congressional legislators. See page 5 of the Amicus Brief below.

https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/22/22O155/163403/20201210153048641_Texas%20v.%20Pennsylvania%20Amicus%20Brief%20of%20106%20Representatives.pdf

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Ogcarvattack 17 points ago +17 / -0

i cant be down with him at all. i stand firmly against any redflag law support.

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Star_Commander 4 points ago +4 / -0

That also happens to be Trump's same stance.

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Star_Commander 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll be honest, I actually agreed with the stance until I saw Red Flag laws in action.

I (and I believe Trump and Crenshaw too) made the classic mistake of thinking that the justice system wasn't compromised.

A system where you can easily prove you aren't a threat and move on is different than one that makes you a non-felon that can never own firearms or get yours back based on a fake accounting from someone.

There have been NO prosecutions to my knowledge for people getting fake Red Flagged.

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hmm still don't like crenshaw

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Ogcarvattack 2 points ago +2 / -0

i have to make an exception for him. this is my moral failure.

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Me too

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TheFountainhead [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

BECAUSE HE HAS NO CHOICE IF HE WANTS TO KEEP HIS OTHER EYE

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WeWillRejoice 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good one!

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hloblart 4 points ago +4 / -0

Didn't he also sign a letter asking the DOJ to look into voter fraud early after the election?

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Cali_kid 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hilarious

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Ogcarvattack 6 points ago +6 / -0

A+ pede. Extra credit if you called him a cunt

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Fenuuk 5 points ago +5 / -0

good good tell em Dan is AOC with a eyepatch

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TheFountainhead [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

AOC?

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Fenuuk 3 points ago +3 / -0

yea sorry fixed it now

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dfponysoldier 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well done

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PowerWordKek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Boom shacka-lacka

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MattWoodPA 5 points ago +5 / -0

SO PROUD FREN.......

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tooanalytical 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maximum savage. Well done pede.

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thecorleone 5 points ago +5 / -0

You are a wordsmith!

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weezysweasel 5 points ago +5 / -0

DYIN.

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Drawdraw45 5 points ago +5 / -0

Very good, fuck that guy. I feel so disgusted knowing that he represents Texas.

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UrShulgi 5 points ago +5 / -0

I got this same text and gave a less spicy version of basically this same thing.

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AllahFubar 5 points ago +5 / -0

Those are kind words. I approve!

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Solar24 5 points ago +5 / -0

I cannot be the only person in this world who is tired of hearing the words grassroot, diverse, inclusive, misogyny, and feminine.

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NeverCommunism 4 points ago +4 / -0

Excellent!

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Scooby721 4 points ago +4 / -0

That'll do pig. That'll do.

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heinsightmedia 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well done good sire

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CigarTsar 4 points ago +4 / -0

love it

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PillarOfWisdom 3 points ago +3 / -0

The "Eat a dick" comment was okay but I would prefer you toss in the ever-reliable "cocksucker" in there. I do have to deduct half a point for not bringing up the one-eyed cocksucker's support for Red Flag laws.

9.5 a respectable score.

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TheFountainhead [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

There is always room for improvement, thanks for the honest review Pede.

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Leatherwood 3 points ago +3 / -0

I got that same message. My reply was: STOP. Invoking Dan Crenshaw was over the line. No more messages from that number.

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bingbongdingdong 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yeah, you sure showed that automated message who's boss!

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Wildcolonialman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Very Nice!

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Crazyteeth 3 points ago +3 / -0

... AND TELL HIM WE SAID SO

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justdatguy2 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, you did great!

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SirJiub 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL! Well said.

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TimeToHang2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Beautiful! Magnificent response.

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Dedcatsk8r 3 points ago +3 / -0

This guy thinks so! Tell em straight! Flat footed like donald duck and dont give a fook!

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Nomad1 3 points ago +3 / -0

He takes dick through his eyehole. Major CUCK!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not bad. I would have referred to him as Pirate McCain though.

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Loki13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bravo sir!! Bravo!!!

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Jesse3000 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would have suggest eating a whole bag of dicks but well done just the same.

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

FOOKIN NOICE!!!

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patrioticwinning3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Keep up the good work! Kick him out of office next election!

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Forloveofcountry 2 points ago +2 / -0

It says something about me that I think the best part of that text was, "Eat a dick". 😥

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Enihilismdotwin 2 points ago +2 / -0

This appears to be in order and the correct response considering you cant wipe your ass with the text message itself

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