Hello, my name is soylent chugger 3000, and I'm white. I am a good person, and will admit that I have white privilege, because I'm a good person. I voted for Obama twice not based on policy, but for his skin color, so that means Im not racist because I wanted to put a man in the white house based off the color of their skin. I am on the good side, unlike those evil conservative generalizing bigoted drumpftards that are all pieces of filth and deplorable. Those nazis want to get rid of affirmative action and critical race theory and use a meritocracy based system instead. Disgusting. You see, I believe we need affirmative action for minorities because their test scores are so much lower than Asians and whites, and its not fair to minorities because they're inherently dumber for not being white, so we need to help them out for being dumber. That's just common sense, but those rebel flag eaving cousin fucking redneck honkees are too racist to understand how to be a virtuous person.

Anyways, im done typing. I've got to let Tyrone in the house to fuck my wife, and im gonna play some sick games on my Nintendo switch.