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magabirdlady 124 points ago +124 / -0

Happy Birthday Canadian-pede. Eh!

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Gerned [S] 77 points ago +78 / -1

Merci eh! ;)

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KRM944 54 points ago +54 / -0

We have the best, and politest Canadian Pedes, don’t we?

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NotProgCensored 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh fuck off!

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cptunicorn 19 points ago +21 / -2

hate to point it out, but the US named itself after the continent that it shares with Canada. tl;dr all Canadians are already Americans Of the Northern variety. Just not specifically United States citizens. whatever, I like downvotes anyways

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Pappy_Gunn 12 points ago +12 / -0

What breaks my balls on many sites is this US/Canada hatefest (not on this site). I have relatives on both sides of the border, because we've been here even before there was a Canada or USA. I have one uncle who flew P-47s for the 8th Air Force ( 5.25 kills) and severals who fought for the Canadian Army in WW2. It's nice that most people on this site make good fun but don't fall into that hatefest. By the way, fuck Trudeau.

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Mitschu 4 points ago +5 / -1

Except before we came along, nobody called themselves American. Not the Canadians, not the Mexicans, not the indigenous people.

We plopped down our flag, said "We claim this land for the United States of... where are we again, Cleveland North America? Alright, United States of America. Call us Americans for short."

But now that we're the biggest dicked motherfucker in the world, all our neighbors are like "Yo, I know we've never in our entire history called ourselves Americans, but you know, we share the America continents, so we're Americans now too."

That ain't how shit works, homie. I don't get to call myself Canadian just because hey, we've got villages here too b'y. I don't get to call myself Mexican just because we've got a moon in our sky too chico. I don't get to call myself Native American just because I was born natively here in America, dakota.

Yer stepping on our trademark and riding our tailcoats, is what it is.

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Markstarr85 1 point ago +1 / -0

U had me at whatever I like downvotes anyway lmao

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Kekmanchoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Speak Engrish!!!

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Saane 1 point ago +1 / -0

...or DIE!!!

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neurojerk 1 point ago +1 / -0

MAGAtroopers of Death!

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magabirdlady 6 points ago +6 / -0

:)

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KimJung-Un 14 points ago +14 / -0

Canada is fully cucked. I have friends from Ottawa to BC. That place is toast.

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bar_zangi 6 points ago +6 / -0

Am canadian... can confirm... we've reached levels of cuckedness not even thought possible

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SaintMicheal 5 points ago +6 / -1

Not fully. Saskatchewan and Alberta, parts of Manitoba and Rural Ontario(hell even rural Quebec) are pretty damned conservative.

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KimJung-Un 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm not shitting on Canadians. It's just that I've been there many times, have lots of friends there and from what I understand, Canadians revel in being "unlike Americans". Now I can understand that to a certain degree what with the levels of insanity we deal with. But as far as a country being almost entirely cucked, Canada fits the bill.

Even their conservatives are cucks. Their conservatives are about as conservative as our faggy liberals lol. Not leftists but faggy liberals.

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stellamonkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can confirm, I recently moved to Sorel, Quebec - not many pussies around here. Pantifa would get shit-kicked if they showed up here ostie de tabarnak!!

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tootenbacher 2 points ago +2 / -0

Downtown Ottawa sucks balls but the outskirts are good!

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neurojerk 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're going to have to retcon Wolverine being a Canadian. It's not believable anymore.

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Hardb0dy 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'd be SO DOWN for a Trump rally here in Toronto

MAGA!!

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chadnadian 9 points ago +9 / -0

Manitoba checking in.

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Tooltimetimmy1 7 points ago +7 / -0

New Brunswick here.

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wearewater 5 points ago +5 / -0

Alberta too.

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joe_strummer 1 point ago +1 / -0

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