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Postal 78 points ago +78 / -0

I think the party is just starting. Waiting for day 45 on President Trump's EO.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 21 points ago +21 / -0

What is the date for that?

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Dead_Samaritan 38 points ago +38 / -0

Dec 18th, one week from today.

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JamesClarker 16 points ago +16 / -0

That is for the first 45 days, but there is a second 45 day window after that which I don't quite understand because it will push beyond 1/20. I assume that was primarily aimed at the 2018 and 2019 elections

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 10 points ago +10 / -0

Thank you.

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Itscrazytime 33 points ago +33 / -0

The intel report for foreign involvement in the election has to be turned in by then to the president and a few other select individuals.

From there, the EO allows them to seize all property and assets of the people involved.

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Auslander 8 points ago +8 / -0

I thought the EO said no later than 45 days. We could have already passed the first milestone and started the clock on the second.

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Postal 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks for clarifying. Couldn't remember exactly.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dec 18th/19th depending in the start date.

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Ogcarvattack 5 points ago +5 / -0

i keep telling people 45 days.

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Badradness 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thiiiiiiiiiis

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RagnarD 4 points ago +4 / -0

And 2020 obliges.

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Aidenabett 75 points ago +75 / -0

Personally, I would have gone with Newvada

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lordvon 64 points ago +64 / -0

and Californew

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iComputerFix 31 points ago +31 / -0

I would go with New California Republic, but there might be some "fallout" from a trademark violation....

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Bongshapiro 12 points ago +12 / -0

Bingo Bango Bongo

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Dave 3 points ago +3 / -0

And Irving!

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SteelyDan4MAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Patrolling the digital wasteland makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

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CalMagaMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don’t tread on the bear!

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VoteBlaster2000 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bingo. Yes.

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ShyRipley 22 points ago +22 / -0

I thought it was a shitpost too until I checked the document. Wow. Well if "New Nevada" and "New California" can file Amici Curiae, well then TDW should be able to as well.

Lawyer pedes? Second look at this?

;>

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TwoStar 10 points ago +10 / -0

Exactly. Let's do it! All the crazies are piling on, we deserve a spot too.

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ShyRipley 8 points ago +8 / -0

It would be E P I C

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Thwok 1 point ago +1 / -0

I tried and I can't. I mean, it looks real, but can't be, right? My head is spinning. What in the actual fuck does this mean? Can they do this? Are they mocking the process? Does it have an impact on anything? Hhhuuuhhh???? Where am I?

Is this what it's like to have your mind blown?

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Itscrazytime 88 points ago +88 / -0

In 2018, many Conservatives here in CA tried to split the state in 3. It had the votes to be put on the ballot but a judge ruled that it can not be put on. One of the states would have been called "New California." The entire inland portion of California is solid red and we are being held captive by these communists.

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Filetsmignon 21 points ago +21 / -0

Cali Pede who has lived in Texas twice over the years and still owns property there. I lived in Austin in the mid 1990's and it was great. I went back for the first time a year ago and was absolutely appalled by the change and San-Francisco-ization of the downtown area. Degenerate homeless, trash, Prius', etc. I was super bummed by the change. I'm still going to retire in Texas at our house in a red county. Don't worry, wife and I both vote Trump and our kids are being raised Right!

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BidenMumbling 14 points ago +14 / -0

That's what I keep hearing. You're all getting invaded. Invasion of the Liberty Snatchers.

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Thwok 1 point ago +1 / -0

Having grown up in Idaho, I sympathize. Same problem.

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KingMaynez 8 points ago +8 / -0

A friend of mine abd her family moved to Texas this summer. The first thing I told her was to make sure you stop voting democrat if you move there. Dont bring your shit politics to them. She laughed as if it was a joke... Sad

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smackdownfletch 3 points ago +4 / -1

Austin was my old stomping grounds. In the last five years, many of my favorite home owned restaurants have closed; rent's too high. It's just not the same place anymore.

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JesusisKing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Would be LEGITT

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Thwok 2 points ago +2 / -0

They've been trying since I grew up in Idaho (well at leas the counties around Ontario, OR were serious .... since they are in Mountain Time already). Gained ALOT of traction recently.

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PastorCharles 7 points ago +7 / -0

I mourn the fact that I do not presently live in the great state of Winchester

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Norenia 55 points ago +55 / -0

SOUTHERN ILLINOIS WHEN???

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yvjin 26 points ago +26 / -0

UPSTATE NEW YORK WHEN???

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Ogcarvattack 9 points ago +9 / -0

U.P. when?

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AIDS1255 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can we just kick out all liberal shit holes from every state?

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BornAgainPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

And don't sell them anymore of the soy we've grown.

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Bronski 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like the sound of "Free York".

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SpookySpook 1 point ago +1 / -0

Greater New York

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PapaPepe 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm in northern Illinois, please help

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PapaPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah but I'm in IL-6. It's 60%+ republican, until a Dem got in charge of voting in 2018 and brought in Dominion. It's now suddenly "45%".

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Stallion 1 point ago +1 / -0

Illinois needs COMPLETE forensic audit by...the military or something that the machine has no control over. Its past time to clean house. Chicago is a Democrat mafia city. When will people have enough? Who will be the Trump of illinois? Gotta be someone with no immediate family because we all know what the machine will do. (Kaboom)

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lordvon 4 points ago +4 / -0

North Dakota : South Dakota => North Illinois : South Illinois

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ChristianPatriot7 1 point ago +1 / -0

PLEASE!!!!

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CuckS1ayer 5 points ago +6 / -1

The New Nevada logo feels like a meme. "Battle Born - Again" rather than "Battle Reborn?" Really?

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DickPils 3 points ago +3 / -0

Surprised they didn't go with something like 6attle 6orn 6etter

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Madnote1984 19 points ago +19 / -0

Ok, fill me in legal pedes.... these aren't actually states. How are these groups able to form and be "interested parties"?

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AngeredKabar 30 points ago +30 / -0

They are real enough movements. There is/was also the State of Jefferson with Northern California and Southern Oregon.

My guess is on top of outing the same complaints TX had with the defendants happened in CA and NV, while also getting the court to recognize them as separate from CA and NV.

This shit is getting WILD!

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ZombieConstitution 16 points ago +16 / -0

Read through it, they are not asking for recognition- at most they point out that part of the reason they are seeking to become separate states is because of CA and NV bullshit voting practices, and if the Supreme Court sides with Texas, they would no longer really need to attempt to secede from those states and become their own.

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AedraLord 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, now they should secede and create new states.

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_Sully_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dang they’ve been trying to get states called Jefferson forever. I think Colorado was supposed to be called Jefferson and ended up only getting a county. I think West Virginia and Washington too. Probably more.

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MAGAForeverF 5 points ago +10 / -5

They're are trying to delegitmize the suit by adding their own fringe elements.

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theglynn 5 points ago +5 / -0

How can the court allow that... I mean could go on and on forever. This is so frustrating.

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aric_cavanaugh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Based on writings in the various briefs, I think in a normal case you're supposed to get approval from plaintiffs/defendants before submitting briefs, and since this is expedited no one is doing that so you have all these random filings.

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TwoStar 1 point ago +1 / -0

They can ignore whatever they want of these briefs.

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SkeletorsTeeth 19 points ago +19 / -0

Waiting for "all of oregon but portland" and "washington minus seattle" to join in

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sunshine_and_farts 4 points ago +4 / -0

As an Oregon native, I feel for you. Left at 18 and will never move back unless something like this happens. A wonderful state that’s been absolutely ruined by cuntifornians.

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Smuggler-Tuek 16 points ago +16 / -0

I give. I have no clue what’s going on anymore.

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Kekistancoffee 20 points ago +20 / -0

Neither do globalists. They thought Americans were dumbed down and softened up by generations of borked education and media psyops.

Turns out, instead, we were just getting crazier and better equipped.

I suppose the globalist uniparty decided now was the time to FAAFO.

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Thwok 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah. Enlightening. A counter-trolling operation to mind-fuck them. Glorious.

The commie bastards must be scratch their lice-ridden heads right now ...

I always loved Nixon's doctrine of making them think you are so damned crazy that they just want to stay away ...

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Staatssicherheit 12 points ago +12 / -0

NCR?

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Nat_Libertarian 6 points ago +6 / -0

and New Vegas.

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TheEnclave89 4 points ago +4 / -0

I knew it! Rangers when?

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Snackrifice 3 points ago +3 / -0

Elon Musk for mayor of New Vegas so he can become real life Mr. House

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SteelyDan4MAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Profligates. They belong on a cross!

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Shadilay-Hotep 5 points ago +5 / -0

I am in New Jersey please send a convoy to pick me up

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usmc_maga 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm in for New Connecticut!

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Mrsattorney 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hahahaha!

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ZombieConstitution 9 points ago +9 / -0

Knew about Calipedes being pretty official in wanting to split the state, had no idea Nevada was the same. Sweet.

Also, if Guam can be a friend of the court for the defendants, then it's totally fair that our Red theoretical states can file amici with Texas.

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For_All_Mankind 7 points ago +7 / -0

What about New Mexico?

Newer Mexico?

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XcaliburCaliber 5 points ago +5 / -0

Any Oregon pedes here? Time for Jefferson to become real and back this case. Now or never!

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Nat_Libertarian 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's California- even muskets are illegal in some places.

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theglynn 5 points ago +5 / -0

What does this NEW mean?

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ZombieConstitution 9 points ago +9 / -0

They're groups that are very seriously trying to get Cali and Nevada split into at least two different States- like West Virginia split from Virgina. It's been something that Cali's been trying to do for forever, because most of the state is actually pretty red, and is being absolutely ruined and destroyed by LA and SanFran.

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MinutePede 5 points ago +5 / -0

holy shit this is real.

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carbonsteel 3 points ago +3 / -0

How can I start a New Pennsylvania movement?

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Tawburgle2 2 points ago +2 / -0

You come over to my house and we get this party started.

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Thwok 1 point ago +1 / -0

Will there be beer?

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botknob 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can New Michigan join in too?

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Nat_Libertarian 3 points ago +3 / -0

God damn.

Pretty soon we will be gearing from Caesar's legion if New Vegas and the NCR are getting involved.

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SpaceForceMilitia 3 points ago +3 / -0

I meed me some Newachusetts

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maga_gal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Waaaait. Hol up. What is happening? How can this be legit? Lol

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HiddenHand 3 points ago +3 / -0

So they are going after Nevada and California. Are they basically ADDING new defendants to the case? Or is it semi-legal shitposting?

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Thwok 1 point ago +1 / -0

So basically, this is reminding all the Tyrant Govenors how little they acutally control (i.e. just the cities, and not the land) ... regardless if they take it seriously, in the back of their mind, their "kingdom" just shrunk into a tiny little fief, as did their legitimacy.

PsyOps / InfoWars, eh?

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whitesmurf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whoever is updating these maps... Good luck with this update

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ChocolateEvryday 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whuuuuuuuut

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BasedRetard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaha... I have no idea what any of this means!

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Dtom13 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol wtf

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BidenMumbling 3 points ago +3 / -0

What the FUCK did I just read? Is Cali splitting in half? Where exactly is New California located on the map? Lol this is fucking ridiculous.

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bubble_bursts 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whoooaa , this is real ???

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FluffiPuff 1 point ago +1 / -0

HOLY COW ITS HABBENING

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Badradness 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha that’s awesome, what if they are recognized by the court as states?!

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JoeSNJ_thepassword 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want a New New Jersey. We're really do have nice parts of the state.

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BecauseISaidSo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hmmmm.... We're already called New Mexico.... So maybe we can just kick out Albuquerque and Santa Dr and make them have a new name.

Actually those of us in 70% red eastern NM counties would just be happy to be annexed by Texas!!!!

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Thwok 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol! A response to the Dems Senate-packing approach to recognizing DC/Peurto Rico/Guam. Excellent point!

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DeuteronomyTwentyone 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck Sisolak 🖕!! Add me as a resident to the New Nevada!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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sunshine_and_farts 2 points ago +2 / -0

There will be at least two of us.

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LRRP 1 point ago +1 / -0

State of New Oregon please.

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Equityopinion 1 point ago +1 / -0

NEW CALIFORNIA IS FOLLOWING THE CONSTITUTIONAL PROCESS WEST VIRGINIA USED TO SEPARATE FROM VIRGINIA

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ironhorse 1 point ago +1 / -0

When can we start lobbing missiles into San Francisco?

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iSignedUpForThis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry, what is this? I expected this to have a SHITPOST label.

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brownguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

EASTERN WASHINGTON AND EASTERN OREGON AND NORTHERN CALIFORNIA. MAKE IT HAPPEN

WASHREGONIA

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nowrongwrong 1 point ago +1 / -0

This almost seems like something /pol/ would have done.

This is some pretty meme-worthy stuff.