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LockeThePatriot 20 points ago +20 / -0

Motorcycles are too loud. They'll attract herds of NPC's.

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GODwins76 19 points ago +20 / -1

My bike is a 21 speed. Not me.

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Hall 3 points ago +3 / -0

E-Bike that runs on converted Greenworks 80v battery supply, check

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RivalPipe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Weird piercings seem to help too.

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Dedcatsk8r 2 points ago +2 / -0

Im already in one! And i got a supertrapp for lurking,dont crack on the throttle an shes all good n quiet!

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ironhorse 2 points ago +2 / -0

motor bike go brrrr

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WinterDog 8 points ago +8 / -0

kek

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letrain 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm not even seeing like that at all. They all think everything is going to be fine.

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Theorem 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ya, I went out and bought a second gun this week. Felt good.

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Only 2? Rookie numbers, I had 17 before they all melted when I mistakenly left them at my friend's house that then burned down.

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NotDangerousGame 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh shoot, I went hunting here in Texas and a grizzly came up on us and i left em at the campsite. Never had a chance to go back for em.

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Helix6 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like a California girl.

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Liberals don't have dogs, and even if they do, the dogs that liberals have are too small to contain any meaningful amount of nutrition.

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Ndmand69 4 points ago +4 / -0

Find the houses with swimming pools also for your water supply, if it all goes to hell.

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dennis_nedry 4 points ago +4 / -0

And if you're out of toilet paper, have (Joe) Bidén wash your ass. That's his thing.

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Shitposter69 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lmao, I'm in the same boat. I've got houses scoped out that I'll be taking supplies from (with force) if shit ever hits the fan.

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Dedcatsk8r 4 points ago +4 / -0

Totally me

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WinterDog 4 points ago +4 / -0

kek

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Tharin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha This is an evil thought

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OrangeElvis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy shit - THIS is kek, lol.

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2l84aa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your guns are worthless unless you are ready to change your diet to SOY-BASED food!

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Enihilismdotwin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish those asshats the best of luck keeping that stuff with nothing but harsh words and feelings

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Dudemanfoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty much been me for the last 20 years.

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Dudemanfoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

My cheeks hurt.