Remember when he wanted to name his first born after Xi but Xi said "no?" That's when I knew. Also lol that Xi doesn't want his name to be associated with Zuck's seed.
The awkward moment reportedly arose when the Facebook founder, speaking in Mandarin, asked Mr Xi if could [sic] would honour him by giving his unborn baby daughter an honorary Chinese name.
Given that this one came from Vietnam, I doubt that she is CCP even if she is a commie in practice.
Also, this photo is unbelievably flattering to Chan compared to how she actually looks. Two words on reality: Man Jaw. It is actually somewhat amazing that Zuck the Cuck found this commie gem after he struck gold until you hear from his former boarding school classmates that he had an unusually creepy Asian fetish even back in high school. CCP would find him super easy to compromise. Anyways, the more likely scenario is that they have compromising vids of him with an actually attractive spy and Man Jaw is just likely to take a chomp out of his ill-gotten fortune in a divorce if Xi Jinping orders its release.
Deport this spammer!
Yeah! Shitty no-name chinese lasers on my free float rails. Now that's what I'm lookin for.
Deport.
Remember when he wanted to name his first born after Xi but Xi said "no?" That's when I knew. Also lol that Xi doesn't want his name to be associated with Zuck's seed.
Xi not a cuck he does the cucking
The equivalent of "Hey can I get your autograph?"
"Sorry, I'm not signing anything today"
But like until you die
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/11910668/Chinese-president-snubs-Mark-Zuckerbergs-request-for-baby-name.html
top kek!
Zucc must be considered pretty important if they bothered to send a handler that doesn't look like a gargoyle that was rescued from Epstein's Island.
Man, Zuck has changed so much. It's like his soul was drained out of him over the last few years.
Very weird.
“Soul” lol.. one cannot lose that which one never had
Do androids dream of electric sheep?
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
Ding dang a dong bong bing bong
BLUE MOON, now I’m no longer alooone 🎶 music 🎵
Watch out for the dreaded Chinese transtesticle, Ramma-Lamma-Ding-Dong!
Ummmmm.... BLACK BETTY!?
FYI chine people like naming girls with double names like this. I know a few with names like this
Yeah. it's sounds cuter in chinese afaik. Irk
Or it’s really a boy they’re raising to be a girl. You never know these days
Any backstory on her? How they met? Is she 1st Generation American?
What is up with these people getting married and not changing last names?
I mean, that's like the most basic part of it. Why even bother if you can't go through the effort of just that?
Did Ivanka change her last name? Honest question
I wonder if Ellen Pao is also a spy plant.
We need to start trolling China that their government sent their women over here to fuck us.
Might start a revolt. The men over there are starving.
I'm sad that one of my fave concert pianists is a Communist spy :'(
Him, so these commie spy handlers initials are F, L, C?
Fook Liberal Cucks?
Given that this one came from Vietnam, I doubt that she is CCP even if she is a commie in practice.
Also, this photo is unbelievably flattering to Chan compared to how she actually looks. Two words on reality: Man Jaw. It is actually somewhat amazing that Zuck the Cuck found this commie gem after he struck gold until you hear from his former boarding school classmates that he had an unusually creepy Asian fetish even back in high school. CCP would find him super easy to compromise. Anyways, the more likely scenario is that they have compromising vids of him with an actually attractive spy and Man Jaw is just likely to take a chomp out of his ill-gotten fortune in a divorce if Xi Jinping orders its release.
And the bitch and her sister EAT PEOPLE CANNIBAL CLUB LA ill invite em to my club.....heh heh heh KEK!
Anyone with a Chinese spouse in a high position is suspect. I'm not leaving out the Jeb bushes and their Mexican wives either.
I wonder if he's been under duress this entire time. Would explain the vacant expression and constant deer-in-the-headlights face.
That's only 2 chains, I thought there is 4, or 8?
So sad how easily beta males are controlled by sex.
HORRY SHEET!
That is an old picture of her. She did not age well.
RELEVANT
Alright there, Jeff Goldblum...
Couple moar Chans and THEN you'll have a party.
Any evidence to back this up other than Zuck's a cuck and she's (ethnically) Chinese?
She was born in the US from Chinese (Hoa) parents who fled Vietnam. Doesn't exactly sound like CCP spy to me.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priscilla_Chan#Early_life
The only pattern I see is they were all named after the sounds of throwing silverware down some stairs.