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young_roshi 3 points ago +4 / -1

I just imagine Cruz doing some sort of training camp Rocky IV style: shoulder pressing a carriage, chopping wood, pulling up sacks full of US Judicial Code tomes, and running up a snowing mountain to yell "CHINAAAAA" at the top of it.