I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the CONSTITUTION of the United States against all enemies, FOREIGN and DOMESTIC; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter: So help me GOD.

To all traitors to my father's land, your oath be damned