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posted ago by JoeyBlowey ago by JoeyBlowey +233 / -0

He isnt even two yet pedes AND HE COMMTED HIS FIRST CRIME. The commie state has placed him under mandatory quarantine and ordered him to not leave the house for 14 days due to exposure with an infected individual.

HE WALKED RIGHT OUT THE DOOR PEDES. I'M PANICING THAT THE GESTAPO WILL SHOW UP ANY MINUTE.

JK, fuck this unconstitutional bullshit. We'll come and go as we please.

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TheOne1 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's not a crime to resist tyranny, fren. Your son is a patriot. Give him a freaking cookie!

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JoeyBlowey [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

:D. Hes actually eating some ice cream right now.

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gimmeabreak 3 points ago +3 / -0

2 Scoops

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Trumperette1 1 point ago +1 / -0

2 cookies

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JoeyBlowey [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

3 scoops, for 3 terms.

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TheOne1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tell him one of your frenz says he's a good boy... ;-)

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Sanctii 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like father like son.

C Y B E R C R I M I N A L

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Libertynfreedom4ever 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice!! My son and I (he’s 13) went in like 5 stores today and never wore a mask. I told him it’s not against the law. If they ask us to put one on or leave then we will decide if it’s worth putting one on. Otherwise, no. If you can deal with the looks then you also get a lot of smiles. You know why? Because people can see your face, and you can smile at them!!! People like being smiled at! It makes them happy. Except the crazies who are afraid of you killing them with your nice smile.

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KnottyJane 2 points ago +2 / -0

My girl was quarantined as a "close contact" (she had been in the same classroom with a kid that tested positive but had no symptoms)... We complied for 7 days and then got on a plane.

The letter from the health dept. had the wrong date on it, but according to that we were cleared. I wasn't going to tell them that they screwed up.

The fact that I was even nervous about it pissed me off... Who are they to tell me what I can do with my kid - all because she was in a classroom with a kid that didn't even have symptoms? Fuck that.

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