"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness... unless of course, there is a cold of some kind that causeth thy snot to run, in which case thou shall embrace all depths of tyranny including but not limited to communism, which shall purge thy land of thy scary sniffles..."