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BasteSpuds 74 points ago +75 / -1

There's no looking back after crossing it. I pledge myself. It would be an honor to meet a noble demise.

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deleted 32 points ago +32 / -0
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BasteSpuds 23 points ago +26 / -3

I identify as a toaster oven but no offense taken. Despite not having an easy life by American standards, I've had an easy and luxurious life by world standards and human histories standards. If I have to go for others to lead a life as good or better than I have then so be it. Others paid that sacrifice for me. Time I pay my dues.

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RagnarD 6 points ago +9 / -3

Did you just assume they have arms? That's very abilist of you.

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Paul_Revere 8 points ago +9 / -1

It would be an honor to meet a noble demise.

I have no intention of meeting my demise. As General Patton wisely instructed us, I intend to make the other guys meet their demise.

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BasteSpuds 5 points ago +6 / -1

We don't control our destiny fren. Either or is fine by me.

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BigBadJim 2 points ago +2 / -0

In the end, we're all gonna be Klingon...

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BigBadJim 2 points ago +2 / -0

lok'tar ogar

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kuplach!

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BigBadJim 1 point ago +2 / -1

You need to bone up on your Klingon my pede.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's phonetic anyway