I'm convinced that muh "super scary hospitalization rates" justifying lockdowns are from panicked people who don't really need to go, but have been convinced COVID makes you infertile or some shit because one doctor said it was possible at some point.

I know people like that. Slight cold and they visit the local Urgent Care Clinic.

I just pop some DayQuil/NyQuil, EmergenC, Chicken Noodle soup, and maybe a day or two of sick time form work. With remote work, I probably wouldn't even bother with the sick time.