Since you're such a fucking tight ass focussed on keeping your job more than the health of our nation, please accept this gift of coal for Christmas (Yes, I said CHRISTMAS, not the holiday season). A suggestion would be to shove it up your ass and shit out diamonds so that you can actually contribute materially to the value of our nation.
What if your AG didn't do shit?
Send him a lump of coal for Christmas
Dear Cuck AG,
Since you're such a fucking tight ass focussed on keeping your job more than the health of our nation, please accept this gift of coal for Christmas (Yes, I said CHRISTMAS, not the holiday season). A suggestion would be to shove it up your ass and shit out diamonds so that you can actually contribute materially to the value of our nation.
With Much Love,
A Loyal Resident of this Great Republic
Would that work well?