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crash7863 5 points ago +5 / -0

This sort of reminds me of the Iraqi army that used to work with us in Iraq. They would stand around with a weapon. They would steal from locals. They would attempt to steal from us. If shit went down, they shat themselves.

I'm going to guess that the fat one spent time in some soft branch of the military, and did the bare minimum service. So now he's the expert tactical guy. I just have a gut feeling about that. It's like having the Coast Guard guy come in and tell you how to take up a defensive posture. Or, having a guy that plays soccer tell your football team how to run plays.

Whatever. Why did they go with AK47's? Because they're cheap and the ammo is relatively cheap. Why is that important? Because they don't have any money so they have to use the cheapest shit that's also very inaccurate.

Havn't seen a single one of them with a lever action rifle. Nope, just got to get the shit that they saw on Call of Duty. They're larping with real rifles now. It sort of reminds me of that dipshit in Texas or whatever this summer where he was flashing an AK at someone's car, shot into the car, and then the guy in the car unloaded on him and wiped him out.

These guys really want to fulfill the prophecy of the Kenosha Kid. Fuck around and find out.