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BilbroNaggins 419 points ago +421 / -2

Looks like your chart clearly violates Benford's law, nice try Despacito Biden, you won't be my Mod-Elect.

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NewclearKek 94 points ago +94 / -0

Say good by to your kids and family. You are being called to the front line pede.

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OGpsywar 21 points ago +21 / -0

'If I were "obsessed", Karen, it'd say 21 on and 3 off."

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NavyGuy 17 points ago +17 / -0

Holy shit my wife is actually right. I spend 2-8 hours here a day. Average about 5. More than I thought. 🙃

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CzechForTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mine is also pissed at me. But tough times require loyal pedes to do their duty!

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Hangemh1gh 13 points ago +13 / -0

Awesome. The old at least I'm not THIS guy defense!

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D0ntdrugtest 7 points ago +7 / -0

She be like I’d leave you. But it appears you’ve already left us

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HiddenDekuScrub 35 points ago +35 / -0

Nice knowing you! 😉

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 18 points ago +19 / -1

Good luck with your ceremonial lashings!

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Toobin247 8 points ago +8 / -0

I though surely I had you beat. But nope. I’m 2hrs 14min average and I feel like I spend all day on here.

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TopBloke 6 points ago +6 / -0

2hrs 16min average. bow to me pleb.

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thenameisdonald 33 points ago +33 / -0

Whatever happened to all the Benford’s Law posts? Just fizzle out? I thought there was a strong thread there.

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Hemirocket 58 points ago +58 / -0

Stopped once we saw that statistical evidence would be completely ignored by the left, cuz math be racist and all

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tcriv 54 points ago +54 / -0

the evidence isn't the issue.

there's enough evidence to stop the steal 69 times over

the issue is the corrupt system in place

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UpTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Too much circumstantial evidence that pretty much proves fraud but isn't accepted in court

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Ghost_of_Pinochet 42 points ago +42 / -0

There is so much evidence of fraud it’s no longer a ‘bombshell’.

“Ohhh, another 10k voters who shouldn’t have voted? Add it too the fucking mound of evidence over there.”

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JesusMaga 12 points ago +12 / -0

We’re just in the trenches during WW1 right now. We’re launching so many bombshells that it starts to blur together, but We’re not currently advancing because we are waiting for another division to finish putting the bombs in place beneath the enemy’s feet to blow them straight to hell. Metaphorically speaking.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 7 points ago +7 / -0

In Minecraft.

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PikachuJohnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where did the "in Minecraft" thing originate?

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Astra 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty sure it was /pol/

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PikachuJohnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah ok thanks

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ImVoting4Trump 11 points ago +11 / -0

I was thinking about this the other day. We actually have SO MUCH evidence of voter fraud to the point of it being detrimental. Would almost be better if it was just a few instances that we could get normies to focus on.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 8 points ago +8 / -0

Disagreed. Would be better if there were just a few instances of fraud, and everyone knew DJT won 410 electoral votes.

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ScreamingEagle1776 8 points ago +10 / -2

Something about how benfords law can’t be applied to this set of numbers because it doesn’t meet the criteria for it to apply. I can’t remember the full explanation, but that was the gist of it.

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kraken_pede 1 point ago +2 / -1

yeah, Benford's law only works on well spread out data. Since all the precincts are very nearly the same size, it's not going to match, even if data is valid. It will kinda converge to a bell curve shape.

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viking65 0 points ago +3 / -3

Yep, all the numbers were gathered around 500 and not spread out over 10,100,1000s, so the law doesn't apply

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kraken_pede 6 points ago +6 / -0

Unfortunately, the Benford's law thing was a red herring. That's not actually a valid application of the statistical principles. Not that we need to get into the technical aspects of statistical analysis to know that a truck with 100k ballots showing up at 3 am wrong. And that is much easier for the layperson to understand.

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_Trunalimunumaprzure 2 points ago +2 / -0

Huge time dump on Sunday.. suspicious!

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Aoikaze2000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, total sus. Yeet ASAP

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Modus_Pwninz 162 points ago +164 / -2

3h daily average? Rookie numbers.

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CherokeePede 58 points ago +60 / -2

And spend WAYYY to much time on the shitter.

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Jason47292 35 points ago +36 / -1

Should def get that checked out

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Thwok 26 points ago +27 / -1

Try eating a fiber?

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Trumpman1 18 points ago +18 / -0

...or two!

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Fridge_pirate 11 points ago +11 / -0

Woah woah, madman - take it slow, start with one and wait half an hour.

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Xerxes_Bleeds 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's asking for hemorrhoids

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Konsaki 19 points ago +19 / -0

Not sure we need someone who shitposts 3hrs a day as a mod. XD

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Kraken_V_Algorithm 11 points ago +11 / -0

Shit posting is not the same thing as shitter posting.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

Watch out for hemorrhoids bro

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JackIsALarp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Okay, but you gotta explain the lack of Melania Monday.

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Darkheartisland 3 points ago +5 / -2

You have to cross a time zone to reach that.

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DroolingElmo 3 points ago +3 / -0

But I have to spend time scanning other sites to find important things to post here 😔

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FucKamala 52 points ago +52 / -0

Bro, I've been here for less than a month and I beat those numbers. Damn, half that time I'm on a toilet

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Thwok 19 points ago +19 / -0

lol ... seeing a pattern here ...

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tell me about it.

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UpdootVeteran 40 points ago +40 / -0

My daily average is 6 hours 😂

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Nancypelosisoldliver 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't even see my averages because I got a new phone 😔

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ConTexYankee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shit my daily for last week was almost 8 hours a day. 😳

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Trumptastic88 2 points ago +2 / -0

He just finished killing...everyone in the Arathi highlands!

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Lord_Kek 1 point ago +2 / -1

How have I never heard this? lmao

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Roy_Donk 22 points ago +22 / -0

What is this, amateur hour?

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NOT_ADMIN 20 points ago +20 / -0

You need to pump those numbers up. I am about 8 hours a day weekdays.

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ConTexYankee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same. It sits open on my desk during work.

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Skippy737 12 points ago +12 / -0

Perfect amount of time left for three meals, a shit, and a tug

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geebeext 8 points ago +8 / -0

How do you check this on Android

Nevermind, settings, health and wellbeing...

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tufftoffee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bump

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No_Es_in_Klavan 2 points ago +2 / -0

iPhone has an easy way to check in settings. I’m only 1.5 hours a day on my phone. Usually at my pc.

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AlphaAsPhuck 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bro, do you life? 🤣🤣

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eplettner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Those are booking numbers those things up. What are you doing sleeping at night or something 🤣🤣

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RighteousHo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dems be rookie numbers!

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tdwinner2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you download the Dominion timekeeping app you can exceed 24hrs daily.

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George 4 points ago +4 / -0

That isn't something to be proud of

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ProfessorRomendev 4 points ago +4 / -0

EIUGH?!

You're using safari?

Denied.

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Ssue1216 4 points ago +4 / -0

First thing I check in the morning and the last thing before bed

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FightingPatriot17 4 points ago +4 / -0

GET THIS PEDE A COAT

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WikkiWikki420 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am not gonna call you out or anything... but those are rookie numbers. I have a screen time average of 18.5 hours a day on my phone for screen time. I have almost a hundred and thirty hours a week screen time. Don't ask how, but let's just say I have an over addictive personality.

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PhilMcKankles 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's what I was thinking... Seems pretty low. Just checked mine and I'm around 9.5 hours on the weekends and 5 or so on weekdays (crap just realized a terrible employee... my employer is paying me 8 hours/day for about 3 hours work).

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ConTexYankee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah...last week I’m right around 8 hours a day during the week. Keep it open all day on my desk.

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Phrazel 4 points ago +4 / -0

This makes me feel i am here WAY too much

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democrats_r_pedos 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol, amateur

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Womp_womp 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL obsess much?

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Spark-001 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow, I'm embarrassed of my application after seeing this...

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boony_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

I probably have you beat, I'm unemployed. My schedule is try to catch market open at 9 or 930. If no, try to catch Bannon War Room at 10. If no, wake up. Beer maybe 3 or 4. Bannon at 5. Drink another beer. TMFMS.

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whatstateamiin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those are not rookie numbers!

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MycologyofMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

You .win

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dannypipes75 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually, I'm the administrator-elect. Now the real question is, why won't the current administration concede? There is no evidence of widespread fraud and their baseless arguments against it has already been debunked.

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trismegistus 2 points ago +2 / -0

A bunch of a patriot babes are gonna try to have your baby.

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Wordlife187 2 points ago +2 / -0

I top that easily. It's either TD.W or watching videos on YouTube about politics. ABL, Salty Cracker, Styx, Liberal Hivemind. Fuck Tim Pool.

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Redditcensorsyouandi 12 points ago +12 / -0

It got stickied so....

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AmericanBoner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those numbers up bud!

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TangerineShine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got an average of 3 hrs 21 minutes per day

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amateur. snicker Taking quite a few breaks there it looks like. Are you unhappy with the family?

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +3 / -1

3hrs a day I'm NOT on TD..

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 2 points ago +2 / -0

3 hours a day???

You gotta pump up those numbers son.

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catsfive 2 points ago +3 / -1

I love you man

How do I do this on Windows 10

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thebassdude 1 point ago +1 / -0

Any way to get the logs for desktop time? I practically live here, but have never used a mobile device for access.

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Filetsmignon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great start OP. You gotta pump those number up!