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TheChillingEffect 4 points ago +4 / -0

A ways back when I was in college, I had a good friend named Keith that used to say all sorts of his "laws" when the situation was deemed appropriate. For example, "Keith's 3rd law" was "anything will fit if you push hard enough." His 7th law was "Duct tape." Etc, etc.

Keith's 9th law was "homicide is always better than suicide."

Hopefully that brings you a chuckle, and hopefully you can remember Keith's 9th law if and when this blows up and goes hot.