Dear Left,

Over the years we have had a very tense and amicable relationship but in recent years your anger, bullying behavior, constant badgering, along with your insistent escalating fit throwing has increasingly escalated to the point of being intolerable. You smash windows, throw things, have set our home and business on fire, and have been violently physical when you haven't gotten your way. Recently though, you have resorted to cheating and I think I've had enough.

We don't have a relationship of equals. Our relationship is one of abuse and one sided. We don't talk. It's you screaming and me sitting quietly for it to end.

Our relationship is one of Tension, followed by Acute Violence, then some form of Reconciliation, and then Calm until you don't get your way again.

This is not healthy and this pattern of abusive behavior has gone on for far too long.

It's time for a divorce.

The Right.