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MrRequiem 61 points ago +61 / -0

This x1000. I won't even give twitter my phone number.

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VA-Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

This. Whenever I get suspended on twitter for hurting some shitbag's feelings and twatter demands a phone number I respond with "I am too poor to own a cell phone with text messaging", and eventually they let me back in ti rustle some other jack wagon's jimmies.

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ViolentMinority 1 point ago +1 / -0

CodeMonkeyz announcing Parlor being compromised from Twitter is rich. Just because your identity is verified doesn't mean you can't choose whatever username or profile image you want.

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DrDT 9 points ago +10 / -1

Ew. Who buys bottled water? It tastes like plastic.

Also, f*ck twitter, parler, and tech companies in general.

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4more 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tastes better than the shit that comes out of a tap in most places.

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FuckYouAsWell 1 point ago +4 / -3

But property, dig a well. Welcome to america. Quit being a fucking serf and bitching about it.

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4more 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tastes a lot better than all the wells I’ve had to drink out of.

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DrDT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Will water is so delicious, I grew up in it and now I miss it

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

You should try Norwegian tap water. Either it's really good or all other countries have shit water. I've never been to a country where I like their water. It tastes like chlorine and soap, bottled or tap it dont matter, tastes like clorine all of it

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LeftistsAreInsane 21 points ago +21 / -0

The last time I scanned my driver's license was to open a stock trading account or a savings account. No fucking way I'd ever do that for a fucking anti-social media platform.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 7 points ago +7 / -0

They do that for Parler's version of a blue check-mark. Thing is, anyone with a fake ID or a real one with the same first-last name can get " verified" first.

So, not compromised, just not very well thought out.

(I looked it up. No fucking way I would do it though.)

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Trustnone 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can change your name after you verify your account.

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NYC_4_Trump 6 points ago +7 / -1

Same here. I burned Facebook and Twitter ~7 years ago and never looked back.

They had veered very far away from what they once were. It was clear they were becoming tools to manipulate us.

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VoterIDMatters 3 points ago +3 / -0

facebook always was that

cia project lifelog

ended the day - THE DAY - that facebook began

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NYC_4_Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very true. I regret having it all. But I’m glad my exposure to them was limited.

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VoterIDMatters 1 point ago +1 / -0

they only require an id if you want to verify your identity. it’s optional.

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TheEnclave89 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had a similar feeling once I discovered they required a personal phone number to be admitted, they are collecting data on individuals. I'll stick with thedonald.

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jomten 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can just make an unverified account.

Its only if you want to be "verified"

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crazypills 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is basic OpSec.

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Jones-is-gay 2 points ago +4 / -2

Just don’t use any of your own personal info/email/phone#

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Cakes4077 4 points ago +4 / -0

Too much swoop in the T

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Dallasguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can hear Klinger's voice when I read that.

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CurtisBlacklabel 11 points ago +11 / -0

Well Parler should hire CodeMonkey for cybersecurity and give him 10% equity stake to attach his name to the platform.

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Jones-is-gay 11 points ago +11 / -0

Nothing wrong with a little scrutiny, Not sure why Bongino is ducking the questions

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LeftistsAreInsane 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't think Bongino has any technical expertise to understand this stuff. That's just my guess.

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here2red 4 points ago +4 / -0

No he doesnt. He answers them all time

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igolfohio 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think they're jumping the gun here. My guess is someone at Parler thought it was his legitimate account and incorrectly marked it as verified.

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JohnMiller2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I clicked on Ron's tweet, then read Bongino's reply right under it.

Took me two clicks.

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Tseliteiv 8 points ago +8 / -0

What is Parler verifying?

No one named CodeMonkeyZ actually exists. Many people named Ron exist.

Seems simple to me. Someone guy named John Smith verified himself as John Smith and changed his name to Ron or maybe his name was Ron Smith even. Any John/Ron Smith can have CodeMonkeyZ as their username.

Parler's verification is meant to show the person isn't a bot and is in fact a real person not that the person is who they say they are.

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Jones-is-gay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah...i don’t know why everyone hasn’t promoting gab instead, that has already been around for a little while

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JaneMN 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tried to do parlor. Emailed them about phone number issue. I do not own a cell phone. No remedy. Imma not gunna try again. F-'em

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Totem 2 points ago +2 / -0

The phone number for a regular account, red shield is for a verified account by driver’s license etc, gold shield is for media, celebrities etc, so a fraud could get a red shield and change their name, but the gold shield that’s the problem. Has anyone one tried text now as their phone number?

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emperors_apprentice 2 points ago +3 / -1

I've been saying this for a year now, Parler is a honeypot / project mockingbird 2.0 on steroids.

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AmericanBaseball 2 points ago +2 / -0

Deleted my account, match me

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EchoLight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Parler retains some residual information if you decide to "delete" your account. This is at a minimum your email and probably phone number.

Red flags everywhere here.

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Joeybronzoni 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look out Bongino is going to be pissed....

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The_red_hat 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can’t find that account on Parler

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alienjesus 1 point ago +2 / -1

That settles that then! Parler is done!

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Friar_Pede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why can't I find that account on Parler?

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MAGA_____bitches 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does it say Ron Codemonkey on his drivers license?

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catfoodsoup 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that screenshot real, though? Someone has indeed claimed that @ but the profile looks nothing like this, and isn't verified. And also only joined a month ago. https://parler.com/profile/codemonkeyz/posts

Maybe it was reverted but something's screwy one way or another.

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here2red 1 point ago +1 / -0

This doesnt make any sense. Someone got a copy of Ron's personal doc to verify as him?

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sully 1 point ago +3 / -2

Bongino's reply and that thread makes Ron look like a moron though.

The guy posted a tweet misquoting Parler's website. Mixed up "with" and "without".

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alien123 1 point ago +1 / -0

maybe because Code Monkey Z does not appear on anyone's drivers license

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Trustnone 1 point ago +1 / -0

After you verify your account you can change your name. Maybe that is what happened.

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LoganAct 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pedes! I heard once you were verified you also can change your name on Parler. So don't be surprised someone pulled that one off. Also If you search for that profile you won't find it.

Maybe ask Ron for evidence. Instead pictures that can be doctored.

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B_Sack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not sure what Monkey 8s talking about. I've never had to scan mine for Parler.

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AllahFubar 0 points ago +2 / -2

Parler seriously requires this for a new account???

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ThyPowerToSave 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just for verification, like the blue cuck mark on Twitter

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Wyzer 3 points ago +3 / -0

You have to provide a non VOIP phone number, it has to be linked to an actual number, otherwise you can't create an account, hence the reason I won't be be on it, even if that will be the last standing contact app, besides TheDonald.win of course.

I use GAB for the most, been there pretty much since the beginning, and it has come a long way.

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Jones-is-gay 2 points ago +2 / -0

How do you like Gab?

I forgot Gab creator Andrew Torba made that internet plug in that allows commenting on every website

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Wyzer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I enjoy it very much. Still needs some polish and a few other things, but I find a lot of interesting groups and lots of different points and views, with most willing to have discussions, instead of trying to gain "Internet points", or being asshats.

There are Bigoted groups on there, but you can adjust your Home feed, and Gab is working on video hosting, but with the sudden massive growth due to the election fraud and censorship, it might be awhile.

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