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CyberSolider33 21 points ago +23 / -2

The only thing I don't like about Ivanka is her creepy husband. She is so much hotter than him, and she has a great personality. I am not gonna bash her marriage cause she is happy. But not a fan of Jared.

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Wtf_socialismreally 13 points ago +14 / -1

I have decided for myself that Jared is fine because he has basically been liaison for all of Trump's middle-eastern peace deals.

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IMMORTAN_TRUMP 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone who doesn't like Jared needs to watch his interview with Cuck shapiro (yes i know he's a faggot) but the interview is extremely elucidating and shows that Jared is indeed a super genius. Probably the person most responsible for Trump winning in 2016.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtIA953Pvuc

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hunterhiden 6 points ago +7 / -1

he's brought peace to the world so maybe he's not too bad

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svartchimpans 4 points ago +6 / -2

Ivanka thinks he is beautiful.

Look at their faces here. What do you see?

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/10/jared-kushner-ivanka-trump-lincoln-project.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&w=1280

Jared Kushner is the male version of Ivanka. Ivanka is the female version of Jared.

Humans are basic. 95% of attraction is facial similarity and 5% is personality.

They have the exact same nose.

They have the exact same eyes.

They have the exact same eyebrows (except that Jared's aren't plucked).

They have the exact same chin.

They have the exact same shape of the mouth area (area around the lips).

They have very similar lip shapes (except Ivanka's lip injections).

They have basically the same forehead size.

They have basically the same head shape.

They see their own face in each other and they love what they see.

Humans are very simple and predictable that way.

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ThomasWashington 0 points ago +1 / -1

There’s some group she got into by marrying someone within that group. They wear little hats, control most of global finance, god I can’t think of the name. They use past atrocities to cover up crimes in Palestine while refusing to recognize the Armenian genocide or the holodomor. Can’t remember the groups name but I think she did it for political gain

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Nevercommunism55 3 points ago +4 / -1

Kek. Yup.

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CerebralPimp 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t understand, please go on, use other infographics if necessary

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Tejanopede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now that you say it that way....

😂

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Illah88zillah 8 points ago +8 / -0

Girlypede, I loved her clothes, I have several of her dresses, she has so much talent and range

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IMMORTAN_TRUMP 3 points ago +3 / -0

How YOU doing?

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Trustnone 6 points ago +8 / -2

She is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Amazing

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We_Are_138 4 points ago +4 / -0

i bet she smells like Vanilla

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wonderfulusa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ivanka's DNA makeup is 99 44/100 % pure vanilla bean.

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RedBonaparte 3 points ago +4 / -1

TBH She is definitely a smoke show, but I’ve just never been into the Slavic featured women, that’s just my taste Ivanka is seriously a 10 though, but personally I would chose a Latina 10 over a Slavic 10

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crusadetiem 1 point ago +1 / -0

Das hwhy dey make so many sabores mijo! But I don’t disagree.

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VoltronGreen1981 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just keep her away from the President and his policy making.

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Apersonofinterest 2 points ago +3 / -1

Holy Guacamole Jeb!

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Tookens 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, I don't have a banana in my front pocket. Why do you ask?

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daveywavey86 1 point ago +1 / -0

look ma, no penis!!

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Forty_Five 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn Ivanka is a beautiful woman.

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juniorLocomotive 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good grief she is hawt!

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LeftyTearsWillFlow 1 point ago +3 / -2

Donald has a beautiful mind and makes beautiful children, lol

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Aeronomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good lord

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deleted -11 points ago +5 / -16
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deplorablebot 3 points ago +5 / -2

You seriously think she is a butterface?

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FoxAintGotFriends -5 points ago +6 / -11

Yea she's like an expressionless weirdly proportioned barbie doll with chipmunk cheeks and a michael jackson nose. She's like the sorority girl that starts to look good if the other options don't pan out.

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crusadetiem 2 points ago +2 / -0

I personally find Melanie a bit stark in her beauty, where Ivanka is softer looking and that works in her favor.

But - it’s all in the eye of the beholder.

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deplorablebot 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂😂😂 Well she isn't on my top 10 list or anything but I'd probably rate her a bit higher. 😂😂😂 Love the description though!

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Tejanopede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol come on man, listen fat - here’s the steal. I’m sure if she tried to bang you, you’d tell her no.

Dude she’s out of the league of 99.99% of us who post and comment here.

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axrevolutionai -1 points ago +1 / -2

I have a feeling you like women who lean towards nore masculine facial features.. She has very petite facial features, smaller nose. delicate chin, no fivehead, high and round but not angular cheeks. It's one reason I really don't like most A list actresses and models..they all have huge jaws, really angular cheeks, and big foreheads.

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FoxAintGotFriends 0 points ago +3 / -3

Eww not at all man. I like the cuter/prettier feminine types. Ivanka has this tiny nose and mouth with huge cheeks and it's just not in proportion plus she only has 2 expressions maximum. If you live in a college town you can walk around for a few minutes and see girls leagues above this.

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Anaconda -2 points ago +5 / -7

LMAO. i bet your wife/gf/mother all have a BMI index of 70

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FoxAintGotFriends 1 point ago +5 / -4

Everyone's got different standards. If you think this face is attractive, that's good for you buddy.

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Nevercommunism55 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is fair.

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gimmeabreak 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's funny how some of us can look at a woman and be totally stunned at how amazingly beautiful she is, and others are like , eh, she's OK I guess. That's a very good thing for Antifa or none of them would ever get laid.

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FoxAintGotFriends -2 points ago +1 / -3

Truth. Runnin around in a bunch of second hand gimp suits what the fuck are you doing? Ain't know way there's a gorgeous face under that sweaty mask.