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COCOMOJOE 114 points ago +114 / -0

That was a very sad day for me. Not only did I loos a boat, but I lost 90% of all my good guns.

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shadypollster [S] 60 points ago +60 / -0

Usually we are the best at pretty much everything that isn't wicked, but we certainly can't boat worth a damn XD

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SpaceballsThePede 56 points ago +56 / -0

Water levels rising due to gun displacement rather than climate change

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Trickbag 16 points ago +16 / -0

At first ... I was sad for you...and then 😂😂😂 Had me for a moment there...

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KAGAnoRINO 5 points ago +5 / -0

I remember that day

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Azrael1776 -22 points ago +15 / -37

Cuck. You didn't loose shit. If you need to hide them it's time to use them. Stop with the boating jokes. The 2nd ammendment is very clear it's a fail safe in the event the government decides to begin ruling it's people not so people can have a hobby with bullets.

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JusticeforNatalie 45 points ago +46 / -1

Ok pede, take a deep breath and a walk outside. You need a break. We don't tear each other down over lulz.

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brother_red -13 points ago +7 / -20

I'm not gonna tear down a true pede, but "boating accident" jokes are stupid and annoying and I wish they would stop.

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PioneerExplorerHuman 21 points ago +22 / -1

I wish faggots would stop joykilling but it's not gonna happen.

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brother_red -7 points ago +4 / -11

Eh - it's not joy killing.

It's a stupid joke and anthema to long-term 2nd Amendment supporters.

It signals submission.

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spaceport-terra 11 points ago +11 / -0

Good Lord dude--calm down...you only have 10 more minutes till Wapner comes on. You can make it.

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brother_red -6 points ago +2 / -8

Haha.

Don't you have some guns to go lose?

Yuk yuk.

Grow up.

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n3IVI0 12 points ago +12 / -0

I used to make boating accident jokes too, until all my best boat accident jokes were lost overboard in a tragic boating accident.

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brother_red 0 points ago +1 / -1

Heh!

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Rob_Belmonte 9 points ago +9 / -0

I wanted to refute what you said, but I just dropped my phone in the lake while I was out boating and had to wait until I got home to respond to you on my laptop.

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drprepper 6 points ago +6 / -0

Here I'll dredge up an upboat for you.

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Two_Scoops__ 7 points ago +7 / -0

it's a joke not a dick don't take it so hard

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Thwok 3 points ago +3 / -0

The joke or the dick?

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Two_Scoops__ 2 points ago +2 / -0

yes

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TheCremaster 2 points ago +2 / -0

The truth

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_shifty 47 points ago +47 / -0

Hmmmmm. Tx does not have a gun registry so does that mean that all of Tx's guns are not being tallied towards the worlds one billion guns? that means there's probably TWO BILLION GUNS in the world!

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_shifty 10 points ago +10 / -0

i think they're estimates based on sales and other average statistics though, but i like to joke :D

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kebabdrogo 7 points ago +7 / -0

So old guns and 80%/ghost guns probably wouldn't be included

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_shifty 4 points ago +4 / -0

who even knows how they estimate a number like "1 earth = 1 billion" guns. sounds mighty fast and lose with the count to me

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Bonami 4 points ago +4 / -0

Any number that is clearly rounded as this "one billion" is always fast and loose

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MAGAcadabra 4 points ago +4 / -0

In March when I bought my last gun the salesman said Q1 had more than doubled 2019 Q4 sales, which is usually their peak.

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Burto_87 7 points ago +7 / -0

Me too

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SkullE 5 points ago +5 / -0

Neither does NH.

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Good_Behavior_Day 4 points ago +4 / -0

MY general impression is these number of gun estimates are based on sales numbers from major manufacturers, and include military and police contracts.
Does it include small boutique shops selling custom AR's? Probably not.
Does it include 80% receivers? I really doubt it.

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JediDwag 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would imagine all of these numbers are based on estimates.

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borscht-nazi 31 points ago +32 / -1

What's a "registered gun"?

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rolandkhan 43 points ago +43 / -0

It tricks people into thinking they're just expressing their right, when in fact they've given up that right and are now asking their masters' permission to allow them to possess it until the gov't decides otherwise.

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RedFoxOnFire 15 points ago +15 / -0

This guy is correct.

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shadypollster [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

I heard he fucks.

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AlohaSnackbar 20 points ago +20 / -0

What's a "registered gun"?

When an american patriot finds "the one", that one gun that he treasures above all others, the patriot declares his love for said gun for the whole world. The patriot then enters their name and the guns name at "gift registries" at all of the local stores so that any other patriot wishing to give the traditional gifts of "lead, ammo case, and oil" may do so for the right gun.

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kebabdrogo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tfw no swiss raifu

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JudicialDredd 5 points ago +5 / -0

Something you won't find in grandpa's ole stash.

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shadypollster [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

Goddammit I love this country

sips covfefe

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deplorablepatriot 16 points ago +16 / -0

A free man doesn’t ask for permission to exercise their God given right.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amen. Shall not be infringed

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NewclearKek 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fuck around and find out, UN.

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shadypollster [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Check out firearms safety courses in your area. The fee typically includes some sort of supervised range time, usually with an "ex" something like cop or vet. It's a good deal and you'll have fun.

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they-see-me-trollin 7 points ago +7 / -0

"i own zero guns" also. and not at all any ammo cans.

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Easter_Bunny 11 points ago +11 / -0

I know a guy that's got 73 ARs all built from 80% with no serial numbers.

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Good_Behavior_Day 9 points ago +9 / -0

Was something I was thinking about one evening. A website that sells 80% lowers posted a pic "Now back in stock!" and had a pallet of paperweights. They seem to sell them all in about six months.
So I sniffed around for a few days to see if I can figure out the mix of retail guns vs homebuilt from 80%. I saw a few custom guns, but they were built from 100% receivers. Rest were off the shelf.
I know they're out there, but they're also smart enough to not let the Feds know.

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rcstl 4 points ago +4 / -0

Homegrown ARs are not sold retail or privately by lawful gun owners. ATF something something. So we would never know unless we knew how many paperweights were sold then even that number would be suspect cause I've heard finishing the paperweight takes some time, tools, and talent. So I've heard.

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Rob_Belmonte 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bench clamp, power drill, and belt sander have entered the chat

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brogarn 10 points ago +10 / -0

And our lakes are full of "lost" weaponry from unfortunate boating accidents.

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Spezz 6 points ago +6 / -0

i need some scuba gear

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Basard 7 points ago +7 / -0

MUA HAHA, YES!

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Tallsie 7 points ago +7 / -0

We would have 90% of the worlds anti-tank and anti aircraft missiles if that darn NFA wasn’t in the way.

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Tallsie 5 points ago +5 / -0

I want a thriving civilian marketplace, as our founding fathers intended.

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rcstl 1 point ago +1 / -0

What do you mean if? In the way? asking for a friend.

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Carbum 6 points ago +6 / -0

I officially own 2 guns....

The rest are antiques from the 2018-2019 period.

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ZoominLikeToobin 6 points ago +6 / -0

We are really bad at this boating with guns thing aren't we?

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shadypollster [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Only the Canadians are worse boaters I hear.

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NaughtLightly 6 points ago +6 / -0

grease, wrap, and buried next to trespassers/commies

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Kckroosian 1 point ago +1 / -0

A theoretical question. Video on how to grease, wrap and bury. Scientific research you know.

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booblitchutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

You mean there’s more Chinamen than guns?

That’s a problem.

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gern_blanston 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not if we have more bullets than Chinamen.

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Thwok 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's right. Guns dont kill China men; bullets fired by patriots do.

What can be done about the ammo shortage we keep hearing about?

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rcstl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Effective would be Glock 43 or sig 365. Lite would be Browning 911 22lr.

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Kckroosian 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you have a shooting range nearby you can probably rent one. Start with a .22 pistol. If that’s comfy move up and try a .32. A good range will be happy to work with you. More importantly they can instruct you properly.

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TheFountainhead 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is why the Chicoms are attacking us this way and need a Biden win. They need us disarmed. The second amendment protects us not only from our government, but from those that would become conquerers

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Specter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Our Canadians brothers and sisters up north probably have at least 40% of the other guns

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ViagraFalls 2 points ago +2 / -0

The worst kinds of people own the guns in other countries... those controlled by the government. I was going to say criminals too but same thing.

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SFWarrior 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s a damn shame. Tornado actually got me. You ever see twister? It was that but 3X the tornado energy. Damn near died.

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The_RedWolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think they calculate for the unregistered in that statistic because most of the 2nd and 3rd world’s guns are unregistered

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

This really gave me a chuckle today.

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crash7863 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL YES. Registered guns.

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n3IVI0 2 points ago +2 / -0

So many guns lost in boating accidents. So sad!

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JacketlessJimJordan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok, ignorant to the lost my guns in a boating accident joke, but see it all the time. What’s the origin?

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shadypollster [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I believe it was Canada or Australia that really showed the way. They lost a bunch of guns before an upcoming ban or was it registration drive...

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Ichabod 1 point ago +1 / -0

Registration is infringement.

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TheWilderness 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sweet post OP!

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Flaxamax 1 point ago +1 / -0

0/x of my guns are registered.

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Airvh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its so easy to hear it said in Bart and Homer's voices.

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philnmdg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Registered makes a difference

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Pravikekec -6 points ago +2 / -8

Can somebody use one on the ‘office of the president elect’

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shadypollster [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Look I hate to be a grammar nazi but it's spelled "orfice of the pedophile-erect". And no, no one should go shooting anything. That's the militaries job.

Our job is to wait and watch if it actually came to shooting.

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Kckroosian 1 point ago +1 / -0

😆

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Pravikekec -3 points ago +2 / -5

Lol I hope I didn’t sound too glowie. Ok Maybe not shoot anyone sigh just push him down the stairs “accidentally” haha

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shadypollster [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Now that is Kamala's job lol.

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Mayhem 2 points ago +2 / -0

His dog seems to be on our side and may be persuaded with a couple of milk bones and a chunk of beef jerky to finish the job.

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Good_Behavior_Day 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think the dog was just objecting to having its tail pulled.

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Thwok 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some dogs dont like having their butts sniffed, I guess ...

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Pravikekec 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol to think that woman could possibly end up president of the USA. Good luck my American brothers.