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Coca-Cola tests positive for COVID19. Austrian MP uses lateral flow test on cola—slams gov't waste on this nonsense—money that could be funding pensions, protecting old, nursing homes... (mobile.twitter.com)
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– SimPilot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well the only logical choice is to throw away all of CocaCola and test new batches until it tests negative!

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– montanapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Recall big Cola!

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– Cmchn 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd agree if it was Pepsi

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– Jecka333 4 points ago +4 / -0

MSM was running articles since May I think warning people against getting more than one Covid test. Fast forward and it’s now common place to get mixed results across several tests. They knew

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– pseudosapient 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hrm. High acidity triggering the test perhaps?

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– ObamaSucks [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

Interesting thought there Pede, and western diets tend to make people have more acidic ph. Hmm

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– Thingthing22 3 points ago +3 / -0

Orrr.. THATS HOW FUCKED UP THE CCP IS.

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