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Barron is YUGE! (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by MajorAppleHead ago by MajorAppleHead +1984 / -1
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Balzydealz_in-facts 50 points ago +50 / -0

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Cstriker01 15 points ago +15 / -0

Shitty photoshop! Totally fake news! Have an upvote DAMN that was funny!!!!!

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BidenHunter 33 points ago +33 / -0

I died

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RufusPillula 12 points ago +12 / -0

Still am πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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WaaPow 23 points ago +23 / -0

Hilarious, well done. My sister and I were dying laughing, ha!

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TheSloth 20 points ago +20 / -0

"It is time father, unleash me upon the libtards so I may fulfill my legacy"

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Sekoms 18 points ago +18 / -0

This is why it isn't recommended to time travel while you are still growing, it does a number on your growth spurts.

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txdrew 49 points ago +49 / -0

Your body stretches when you travel through time.

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NotMyGovernor 41 points ago +41 / -0

Isn't Trump already pretty tall?

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homertone 37 points ago +40 / -3

6'4

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USAF4Trump 27 points ago +27 / -0

Really? Then Barron must 6’10”

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Cmchn 15 points ago +15 / -0

To be fair, Trump's probably shrunk a bit over the years. The kid's still huge, though.

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hloblart 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hard to say, Donald is leaning forward somewhat and Barron is standing up straight

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Cyphr 12 points ago +12 / -0

6' 3'' actually...

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MineOwnSelf 38 points ago +38 / -0

May God bless Barron all the days of his life. Amen.

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a_superior_man 27 points ago +27 / -0

Will he grow up to dunk basketballs or dunk on commie fags?

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Barron-2044 16 points ago +16 / -0

Option 2, if any are left after Don jr and Ivanka's presidency.

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TwitterIsTrash 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don’t ask me why but I see him running for prez one day. None of the other kids, but I can see Barron doing it.

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yanksali 25 points ago +25 / -0

Four years ago he was just a little kid.

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Lapstrake 23 points ago +25 / -2

The President is 6' 4".

I guess Baron isn't going to be a fighter pilot.

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ObongoForPrison2020 14 points ago +14 / -0

As long as he can fit in his time machine!

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live_free 8 points ago +8 / -0

Chopper pilot. Maybe a chinook.

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sorrytodisagree 5 points ago +5 / -0

Executive order for magnum size cockpits incoming.

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niacin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Barron musta had the worst growing pains.

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Mavdick96 18 points ago +19 / -1

Jesus Christ, he's only 15, right? Kid will be 7 feet tall. Trump's got some great swimmers, that's for sure.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 9 points ago +9 / -0

He’s actually still only 14! His birthday is March 20, iirc.

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ThatGuyWithThatThing 4 points ago +4 / -0

National frog day kek

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THELEADERSOFMEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

IT’S TRUE. Dang!

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prayinpede 8 points ago +8 / -0

Upon looking up Barrons height, i found out Trump's grandmother's maiden name is Christ

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Carbum 8 points ago +8 / -0

Looks like he would be at home with an axe on a battlefield.

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M855A1 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's no dwarf, he's clearly an elf

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prayinpede 15 points ago +15 / -0

I think he looks more like Melania. Look at older photos of her. Barron has a slavic facial structure in my opinion.

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TotesNotKaren 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don Jr. looks a lot more like his grandfather imo. Baron definitely looks more like his dad than the others do.

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Sonnet 13 points ago +13 / -0

Soon he'll turn into a chrysalis. The cocoon will be used to make another Trump Tower. Then he'll be strong enough to carry America on his shoulders

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yanksali 10 points ago +10 / -0

If Trump is 6 foot four then his son must be at least six feet nine.

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Shitposter69 10 points ago +11 / -1

Fuck it, lets just call it an even 8'

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M855A1 4 points ago +4 / -0

124,649"

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pepperconchobhar 6 points ago +6 / -0

BARRON JUST GOT TEN FEEL TALLER

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theultimatesean 4 points ago +4 / -0

*Using Dominion height counting software

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Dieselslacker 9 points ago +9 / -0

I just know he is a bad ass. He is smart, knows what's up, and he knows what is going to be expected of him. We have to start planning twenty years ahead like the Dems have been doing for sixty years or more.

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Tookens 7 points ago +7 / -0

"No problem there"

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catsfive 5 points ago +8 / -3

The Barron just got three inches taller!

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DutchDonFan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not surprised to find this on RISING.

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trump_is_john_galt 5 points ago +5 / -0

How tall's the Barron, mama? 7 feet high and risin'. How tall's the Barron, papa? She said he's 8 feet high and risin'.

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daytrip 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump is 6 3 Barron looks to be about 6 7

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G_regulator 4 points ago +4 / -0

4 years is a long time when your that age.

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TheGreatAwakened 4 points ago +4 / -0

Who is your favorite time traveler? Barron Trump or Donald Trump?

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Carbum 4 points ago +4 / -0

Barron Trump.. the time traveler of Legend lol

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OrangeCatBad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Augustus

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gern_blanston 3 points ago +3 / -0

Actually, Trump is 5 foot 16 inches. Barron is 1.3 Groots tall.

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ZombieConstitution 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just wanna point out, when Barron is old enough, we tend to elect tall men as President.

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Spongebob1808 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is Obama’s BB court still there? Maybe it is getting some good use....

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ChrztyAnn 1 point ago +1 / -0

damn seems like he had a major growth spurt overnight

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Madmanmp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn it how do I do a picture in here? Nevermind ill make a new post.

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DonttrustChina 1 point ago +1 / -0

This all ends up with a duel of giants between Barron and James Comey, doesn't it?

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HaoleFrens 1 point ago +1 / -0

Baron looks like he's built to feed commies into a woodchipper for a summer internship. Put him to work, sir!

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TrumpDynastyForever 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this real? That kids a fucking monster! Time travel does strange things to your body, folks.

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RememberNichelle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dang, he's getting to be a looker. Kind of the "brooding Scandinavian/Slav" look.

Also, even if he's been exercising and getting muscle, notice how the white jacket and shirt make him look less gangly. Our skinny tall young pedes should take advantage of their skinny years to wear bright colors that make them look "filled out."

Most male pedes don't have a fashion model mom to dress them in tailored clothes, but you can still look sharp like Barron.

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Pepedom 0 points ago +1 / -1

So...when do we start studding him? 5k a pop ladies...get in line.

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