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FireannDireach 20 points ago +20 / -0

He has something bad happen every day, he wakes up as Hunter Biden.

If there was anyone completely damned, it's that dude. And a lot of it by choice.

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FireannDireach 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Man, I wish I could just have a home, and wife, and kids, and just go to work, come home, and chill. Oh, a text from dad. He wants his 10%. Where's my crack pipe?"

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lyrics to Hash Pipe might fit here

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marishiten 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's a coke addict that was sexually abused by his dad. That sexual abuse caused him to sexually abuse in kind. And he lines coke to cope with it.

He wakes up everyday knowing his dad raped him and doesn't love him. He has to live knowing that Biden favored his other son, Beau more.

He has to live with the fact that his dad is selling him out the FBI as a compromise/peace offering to republicans or so the Trump Team can't get to him and offer him a deal if he rolls over and squeals.

He deals with the fact that his father not only used and abused him physically and mentally, but that he also made him be his bag boy and money launderer. Biden sent Hunter to deal with the money because if it went bad, Hunter would take the fall. Not Biden.

He has to live with the realization that he has 5 kids, but no wife. Every spouse he's had left him because he's a piece of shit. His children don't talk to him and he probably can't even see them.

He has to live being aware that him, as a person, has accomplished nothing on his own and the ONLY reason anyone has ever remotely given a shit about him is because of his last name. He is nothing. And he knows it. No one would ever look at him twice if he wasn't his fathers son. And even then, he couldn't accomplish anything on his merit. They wanted him to get to his dad. He's nothing more than a means to an end to everyone around him. He's a cheap tool that you throw in the trash when your done or when it breaks.

I'm not excusing any of his actions. He's an awful excuse for a human being and should be made to not exist. But that guys life is most likely a living fucking hell every single day. I can't even imagine how lonely his life must be or how used and tossed aside he must have been. And he has nothing to look forward to but more days of hell as his dad sends him down the river now that he's fulfilled his purpose.

He lives his own hell and there's no dawn coming for him on the horizon.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every spouse he's had left him because he's a piece of shit.

Did Melissa Cohen leave him? Pretty sure he settled with the stripper he impregnated right before his newest wife gave birth.

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HillarysStrapOn 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hunters ass πŸ‘ŒπŸ½ Bubbas fist πŸ€›πŸΌ and no lube is an acceptable option

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CrimsonSentinal 3 points ago +3 / -0

This will be Hunter’s ass once Bubba has his way πŸ™ŒπŸ½ And I’m positive I read here somewhere in the past that the blood is the lube. Don’t quote me, just sayin.

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HillarysStrapOn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like solid science to me and we must always follow the science

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't expect our gulags to be any better. Everything is on the line.

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sorossockpuppet2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hunters gonna have to give a footjob to bubba. How the turn tables

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