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bullseyes 125 points ago +125 / -0

They just read the Constitution for the first time.

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SobekRa 28 points ago +28 / -0

Duuuude.... It says we gotta defend it!

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RedBloodofPatriotism 19 points ago +19 / -0

Top kek

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Donald_Gear_Solid 27 points ago +27 / -0

“And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say – that the GOP's small balls grew three sizes that day."

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DefaultFreedom 9 points ago +10 / -1

Kek.

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pithys 8 points ago +8 / -0

oh that old piece of parchment?

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RetLeoVet80 4 points ago +4 / -0

He/she/they rasped, as if proper.

Unbeknownst yet to them

That their fate be the chopper.

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TexasPiper 38 points ago +38 / -0

It means please donate to our general fund and we PROMISE we’ll think about maybe doing something.

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ProphetOfKek 7 points ago +7 / -0

👆

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ProfessorRomendev 19 points ago +19 / -0

It means they have breaking news that was covered on thedonald about two weeks ago

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jpower 18 points ago +18 / -0

Interesting update tomorrow. Now here's an 18 hour commercial break.

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Jojobelle 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hello im Mike Lindell GIZA COTTON !!!!!!

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Madmanmp 7 points ago +7 / -0

Have you noticed GIZA is AZ IG backwards... strange

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MZak 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now that is fucking funny, thank you. LOL.

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Zuko_Epic 50 points ago +50 / -0

Put up or shut up AZ gop- send Trump electors to vote tomorrow

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MakeAmericaLegendary 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'll bet they probably are.

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Scalpmaster 25 points ago +29 / -4

TiCk ToCk. It’s like a fucking joke to these people. All of them. “In next weeks episode......”.

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MYNAMEISBETTY 22 points ago +23 / -1

I’m tired of all these “big things coming” type posts. Just stfu until it’s time to do it

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Staatssicherheit 10 points ago +10 / -0

3% error rate on the audit was pretty interesting and big for at least?

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LosPepesContra 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup. This has been lost in the all the fraud but was a time we had a hard data point.

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The_Left_The 1 point ago +2 / -1

That's the problem. EVERY tick tock since the election bore fruit.

80 years ago this kind of thing would have caused people to take up arms if they knew.

But no one DID anything, and that includes us!

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LibertarianWalkz 16 points ago +16 / -0

The FUCK does that mean?

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EJay_Scott 11 points ago +11 / -0

Didn't they say the same thing a couple days ago, and then....nothing? Unless I missed whatever their "big announcement" was the other day....

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AFLP 8 points ago +9 / -1

If it was anything real they would just say it.

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becky21k1 7 points ago +7 / -0

What is this, a tic toc?

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MAGA_mantis 2 points ago +2 / -0

The millionth one.

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KitKatCat 6 points ago +6 / -0

hopefully they send trump electors

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Cyphr 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are talking about the things they are learning in their remedial math class. 2 + 2 really does equal 5! They have proof!

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Hotrod132 3 points ago +3 / -0

So is interesting good? I'm wanting to hear game changing news.🚂🚋🚋🚋🚋

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TrumpParty007 3 points ago +3 / -0

ok, their last teaser sucked - it wasnt anything good

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jpower 6 points ago +6 / -0

In our latest breaking update, we found 4% of votes switched in the 2500 we examined. A judge has granted us the ability to look at 10,000 votes between now and sometime next June.

We'll report back then!

In the meantime, stay safe and goooo KFC!

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getrektleft 2 points ago +2 / -0

More votes found in the Arizona desert this time for Wiley Coyote?

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jetspeak 2 points ago +2 / -0

They’re learning they have plenary power to select electors.

You know the drum Rudy and Jenna have been beating for weeks to their bloody knuckles?

Republicans are fucking pathetic. Grow a spine, some balls and get good.

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CincyJoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is going to be the first tangible domino that we have seen, and this will ultimately set off the chain reaction we have all been waiting for. We just needed a spark to start this fire. MARK MY FUCKING WORDS!!

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TheMadManDidItAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Things for you and for me!

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Isthisreallife2016 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do something. Now.

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Bot-not1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why is it always 'tomorrow' or 'this week'? Git 'r done!

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BillBarrsSkelatons 1 point ago +1 / -0

Keep us complacent a day at a time

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Pumpitrealgood 1 point ago +1 / -0

update; Bear shits in the woods

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Wowzer_papi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Learning is good. Things are good.

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Nomad1 1 point ago +1 / -0

They just figured out they can choose the electors.

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July_1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

UNCUCK YOURSELVES

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Hayride 1 point ago +1 / -0

Learn quick because you're not going to like the next lesson.

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Itiswrittenkjv1611 1 point ago +1 / -0

Better be the fucking winning blow

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GEOTUSSUPREME 0 points ago +1 / -1

yeah, they're learning the electoral college is about to certify the results and they can't do shit.