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BASED ELON MUSK (media.patriots.win)         NSFCUCKS
posted ago by Dragonmoon333 ago by Dragonmoon333 +6237 / -1
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AmishMachinist 723 points ago +726 / -3

Elon is the best African American.

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ontothefuture 234 points ago +234 / -0

He knows what’s up.

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jetjetjet 147 points ago +149 / -2

And if you lock your keys inside the Cybertruck, the unbreakable windows are breakable.

Genius!

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AtariArtist 22 points ago +22 / -0

Pfft - it's got a keyless system like most premium rides these days.

The most interesting (among many) things about Tesla vehicles is they are constantly upgrading both features and performance. Some are free, some you pay for - but the upshot is the car you buy now - will not be the car you own 4 years later. It's feature-fluid.

This kind of makes 'typical' autos very plain but here's the real trick. The customer expectation is a hoot. That's why their user-base are quite rabid. Going back to 'normal cars' is like going back to the stone-age. "Wait - I can't get 100 more HP from a wireless update? Count me out!".

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Farmerbob1 13 points ago +13 / -0

If cybertrucks don't have a keypad for code entry unlocking, or a remote unlock feature accessible via phone with at least a two stage authentication, then I will be shocked.

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phro 3 points ago +3 / -0

That was because the window fell a bit from the sledgehammer blows. I believe if is fixable. They've done both tests successfully before, but not in succession. Better to fail embarrassingly in public demo than when your life depends on it.

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John_McFly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Modern keyless cars won't let you lock the keys inside.

The only way you can lock one key in my wife's Honda is by having the other key on your person and manually pressing the "lock" nub on the exterior door handle once, listening to a six beep warning, then pressing it again. I think it will not obey the left behind key until you return within radio range with the other key, but I could be wrong. Rental cars have behaved similarly.

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Tecumseh_S64 21 points ago +21 / -0

I appreciate the semi-clever move of designing a street legal lunar/mars rover and defraying the development costs by selling it to willing buyers.

edit: and yes, this has come out as what he was going for. The base chassis and powertrain is for a rover, but the consumer version adds creature comforts to be attractive for purchase. That said: street legal lunar/mars rover has a certain ring to it, doesn't it?

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Anubis1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wait until you see the special registration fees you are going to have to pay at the DMV to get your plates for your street legal rover.

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worldofsmut 2 points ago +3 / -1

defraying the development costs by selling it to willing buyers.

Or as it's more commonly known, a Ponzi scheme.

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FliesTheFlag 10 points ago +11 / -1

on the list for that fucking thing, don't even need it but will probably buy it.

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PsyRes 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’m sure it’ll be nice but I’ll stick with my elCamino.

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Slick_Willys_Willy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same 💯 getting it

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Skygrrrl 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never skimp on vehicles, shoes or a timepiece. :)

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Hoshi 6 points ago +6 / -0

There needs to be an optional ramming guard attachment to the front.

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SnowflakeJuice 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah but deliveries have been pushed back. They are not going to be ready before SHTF

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Higher than Elon Musk. So high stars eat our dust. And I got a colorful aura, like I got neon guts”- Lil Uzi. Pharrell sang it on the track too in addition to a couple verses from the both of them

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ZeroDeltaTango 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't get it. Statistically, that suggests at least one other patriot also doesn't. Could you briefly explain for us what makes this meme great again? Thanks!

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Jimmy_Russler 66 points ago +66 / -0

Does Elon have an N-word pass because he's an African American?

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AmishMachinist 58 points ago +61 / -3

He can't, he's not a rigger :( Once he's declared himself the eternal king of Mars he can print n word passes and use them as interplanetary currency.

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MartinLuther2 33 points ago +41 / -8

Elon Musk must be based. He's from South Africa so he must know what happens when riggers take over

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AmishMachinist 27 points ago +27 / -0

He's shitposting again. Based AF

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Meddlesom 25 points ago +25 / -0

Can we call the first settlers on Mars, "Red Skins", on account of the Martian dust staining their skin?

...and can we name their first football team, "The Marsington Red Skins"?

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AmishMachinist 7 points ago +7 / -0

I like the way you're thinking.

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Skygrrrl 5 points ago +5 / -0

TrumpSkins

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FliesTheFlag 6 points ago +7 / -1

He's a Jogger!

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TheRedRight 5 points ago +5 / -0

In Musk We Trust?

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AmishMachinist 6 points ago +6 / -0

He seems to be our best shot at becoming an interplanetary species and I'm all for it.

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OranjeBlanjeBlou 10 points ago +10 / -0

Turns out any free man who isn’t a coward has a pass to say any word he wants

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BlackPillBot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nah, he’s considered HUH WHYTE now, not because of his skin color, but because he is successful, refuses to be a victim, and isn’t down wit da cause. ✊🏿👎🏻😁

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UpTrump 47 points ago +47 / -0

I like it when people put "he/him" or "blm" in their bio because it's a quick way to filter 'em out

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plaaaa 34 points ago +34 / -0

Masked avatars piss me off the most. Like they're so happy to crack the whip.

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PromiseImNotASpook 11 points ago +11 / -0

I saw some lady the other day who had “organ donor” in her profile after all of the other shit. This is the world of virtue signaling in 2020.

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Aoikaze2000 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hey, he'll prolly name the first hypertube the soiboi express.

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BlackPillBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

He’ll never be considered a real African American until he gets his 🛸UDFPs🛕 into production for all the Kangz to stunt on?

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Dang 9 points ago +11 / -2

Definitely not