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posted ago by conservativecookie ago by conservativecookie +51 / -0

I feel like I'm watching a film. The most powerful entities in the world, all conspiring and colluding. It seems that the game is over, for how can anyone beat these insane odds? Look at our side, straight from a movie:

  1. the underdog outsider - Trump
  2. rag tag team of lawyers - Bronx kid & hair dye guy Giuliani, leopard print shaky-voiced Sidney and legally blonde Jenna
  3. loyal helpers muscle Pompeo & Miller, loyal helpers brains Thomas & Alito
  4. last-minute activated special weapon Flynn

But we are missing a number 5. It is the one everyone thought of as the enemy, a traitor, a backstabber, when in actuality he has been quietly working as a double agent, for the underdog outsider, since the very beginning. He's the one revealed at the very end of the film, the moment a collective gasp can be heard through the cinema. Who is he?

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AmishRioter 5 points ago +5 / -0

If I were writing it as a movie script, I'd make it Hunter Biden. Prodigal son, bitter at always being in Beau's shadow, resolving to get back at his dad in spectacular fashion.

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9moreyears 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is not bad. At all.

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conservativecookie [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

wow, that would be epic What better revenge to get on your greedy heartless father who threw you into drug addiction by forcing you into dangerous shady deals with crime syndicates, than to expose him to save yourself? Brilliant.

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RememberKosciuszko 2 points ago +3 / -1

Now that would be a plot twist worthy of triple A stories, holy fuck

Not holding breath for this one, but he surely could do something in this fashion

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colonial113 2 points ago +2 / -0

Okay as far as writing goes, this plot twist is the best so far.