Firstly its all meaningless, a lot can happen between now an January 6th.
Since this turned into a wall of text, ill start with the short ending first...
Basically get ready for there to be zero enthusiasm or care about Biden, but a lot of hate and gloating about Trump.
The blue haired brigade and soy patrol will be waking up all bright eyed and bushy tailed like a kid on Christmas with a massive present under the tree.. they been waiting for this day for weeks!
Do not lose hope and DO NOT be a doomer! It's not like anyone didn't know this day would come, how the votes will go and how the sheep will behave, especially not the GEOTUS!
Dont fall for any of the BS, just smile n nod and go uh huh.. sure he did sweety.. lets see what happens in the next few weeks
It drives em nuts not reacting rather than arguing with em.. try it.. go heavy on the pet names.. eg nice one superstar/tiger.. it confuses them.. kill em with sarcastic kindness! :)
(lions can kill tigers btw)
Now onto the wall of text.. you can stop reading now.. unless you actually wanna see my predictions.. and subsequently want to make fun of them if i get things horribly wrong ;)
So just for shits n giggles, here's my predictions on how its going to play out...
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the electors will gather together in the various states and collect the electoral votes, the blue states will count as quick and early as they can to get past 270 for Biden and immediately move to step 2, they wont care whats happening in red states
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the MSM media will make a big song n dance about how its now official and finished, Biden won and Trump lost, there will be ITS ALL OVER type articles and broadcast segments everywhere, they've all been planned and written in advance so they'll generally be long and waffly and be oozing with pleasantries about what happens next and the country can now start to heal or other BS, yet they'll still throw in stuff about Trump somehow.. they'll be thinking they gotta get those last few punches in while they can (but fear not it wont be the last chance for a long time)
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all the typical Trump haters will flood social media with the typical stale memes acting like elitist children about how Biden has won, Trump has lost etc. There will be absolutely nothing original, it will merely be recycled material with slight tweaks from a few weeks ago and all very shortsighted and/or hypocritical.. some might not even make sense but if it makes Trump look bad it will spread like wildfire.. the blue haired brigade and soy patrol will wake up waiting for this day like a kid on Christmas. There will be nothing depicting Biden, it will all be gloating, hatred and focus on Trump (which secretly will piss off Biden so remember this!! The bidens are very vain - just ask doctor jizz.. whoops typo.. jill)
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There will possibly be a couple contested votes or disputes or faithless electors or some such. This will only become apparent late in the day for most people. Thedonald.win will know about it long before it even happens.. dont ask me how but perhaps marty mcfly lurks here.. anyway sensible media will start to report on it.. Trump will tweet about it.. but everyone else will all be too busy celebrating and mocking people to care about the finer details of whats going on and it won't hit them until very late in the day maybe even the next day for some
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if 4 happens, there will almost certainly be an article by NYT or similar about how Trump is a "sore loser" and harming "our democracy" or other such stupid derogatory or made-up catch phrases intended to become hashtags. They'll basically go on the attack saying its time to give it up and just admit defeat, they are following procedure or constitution or something and its not going to work.
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Biden will make a brief appearance on stage in a pre-recorded message they'll try pass off as live. There might be say 50 elite people in attendance standing in stupid circles or honking from their car a mile away. He'll walk up on stage and say thankyou in rapid fire bursts then awkward pauses and his really weird grin from the side of his mouth, (its his tell / evil guy wink). He'll stumble around looking lost for a bit and Jill wil, shuffle him over to the microphone - she will not leave his side like a handler with a convict. He'll and declare he's won, "you people" have been "great and patient" and "i told ya we would won" (yes won not win, he'll stuff up words like that and the MSM will ignore it).. then he'll end with some babble about it being a long hard faught election, he got the most votes and demand unity yet again. Jill will then quickly pull him away, he'll do something awkward on the exit.. dunno what but it will be new.
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Trump will do some sort of master troll tweet during or immediately following 6 - impossible for anyone to predict, he's just that good... and Biden is just that bad (incomprehensible)
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there will be another round of glowing articles and segments about Biden's victory speech, they'll likely be misleading and have false commendations such as "business and political leaders around the world celebrate Biden's official victory" - they'll go to town using the word official or similar
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thedonald.win will have a flood of new and original memes based on the events of Bidens speech and possibly other various democrats that have said or done something silly related to the days events
Basically get ready for there to be zero enthusiasm or care about Biden, but a lot of hate and gloating about Trump. But do not lose hope and dont be a doomer!
It's not like anyone didn't know this day would come and how the sheep will behave, especially not the GEOTUS!
I'm feeling confident my predictions will ALL come true.. like nobody has ever seen before.. by a lot.. and if they don't... some dodgy stuff was done by deep state! :)
For those keeping score here is how i rate my predictions...
CHECK!
CHECK!
HALF-CHECK .. I'll be honest and say it wasnt as severe as expected. I think we broke them with all the winning.. :(
CHECK! BY A LOT!! LIKE NOBODY HAS SEEN BEFORE so i'm awarding a bonus half point and you cant stop me, just like the Trump train baby..
FAIL :(
CHECK - i'm gunna be generous here, wasnt exactly as described but pretty damn close. The coughing throughout the speech was the awkward new thing for sure!
And on the exit when people screamed questions about Hunter he said "Thankyou I appreciate it" whaaaa the fuuuu?!
BARR! technically it was before but comon man, not many people saw that coming on THIS day!
CHECK!
HELL YEAH! Just off the top of my head tge spiderman one.. bruce willis one.. the blank page one.. so so many lols!
So i'm giving myself an 8 out of 9.
I can live with that.. and the day definitely went far better than expected!