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posted ago by KuzoKevin ago by KuzoKevin +1159 / -0
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bluedevilga 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'm actually worried that my ship will be taken over by cap'n crunch. Having watched Captain kangaroo as a child, I can assure you that he was more qualified to lecture on navigation than the pedophile is on science.

By the way, this is my first good laugh this morning after reading about solarwinds

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webthing 12 points ago +12 / -0

Mr. Green Jeans was a real farmer. Convince me I'm wrong.

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KuzoKevin [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

He farmed ping-pong balls, as I recall.

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trump_is_john_galt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mr. Bainter wasn't a real painter either.

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asdf1234567 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dr. Mario is a real doctor.

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Aeronomer 10 points ago +10 / -0

Bill Nye is a part of the elite pedo crowd. Change my mind.

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RussianAgent13 3 points ago +3 / -0

Epstein was more of a scientist than Bill Nye.

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ModernKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's a low-ranking hanger-on of the elite pedo crowd. They wouldn't force their elite to sit through that "sex junk" song.

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Apersonofinterest 8 points ago +8 / -0

How dare you? Listen to the Science!! We’re all going to die in 12 years unless we give the Globalists what they want!

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ModernKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fool! It's already too late! We didn't listen to Science back in the 60s and now we have no more summers! Human caused global cooling has already killed us all!

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BarronsteinBears 2 points ago +2 / -0

Muh sex junk, it's so co-o-o-old

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Saul 3 points ago +3 / -0

Captain Kangaroo was a US Marine war hero and probably could do any of those things. God bless him RIP.

Bill Nye has a degree in mechanical engineering, is a cuck who is good at television schtick.

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zerocooltx 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have a theory that everyone the left props up and espouses is normally human gargabe. For that theory to hold it will come out eventually this dude eats babies or something.

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Onemoretime11 2 points ago +2 / -0

bill nye is so gay

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rofl looks exactly like the guy I had as a 'teacher' when I did my ROC certificate

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Sanskrit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now do Fauci

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85Dacudo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fauci’s an ass. But at least he’s An actual scientist. He’s a crap one but he’s actually got the credentials at least.

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Sanskrit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nobody who has been a bureaucrat for decades is a) a "scientist" or b) has any effective "credentials" after those long decades.

Bureaucrats, especially lifers, are good at three things, 1. lining their pockets with graft, 2. using the bureaucracy to line their pockets with graft, 3. protecting the state's interests while lining their pockets with graft.

No lifelong bureaucrat is a scientist or an expert in anything other than bureaucracy.

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Bonami 1 point ago +1 / -0

WTH, this is real???

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SaintMicheal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh yes

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Bonami 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is horrific, I felt like I was trapped in a really bad movie, that kept getting worse :(

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Voiceofreason72 1 point ago +1 / -0

🧂

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scronic 1 point ago +1 / -0

this is everything.

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Saigunx 1 point ago +1 / -0

As a matter of fact, Bill Nye is no science degree.

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Kek_The_World 1 point ago +1 / -0

When I was a kid I hated Bill Nye. Boring. Couldn’t understand why they were pushing him on us. Now Beakmans World? That was true science.

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lordvon 0 points ago +2 / -2

bill nye is a mechanical engineer by training / profession. but so are a lot of other people!!! there is nothing special about him