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CrusadingPowerUser 6 points ago +6 / -0

Seriously how do eat that much

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PowerWordKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chris Christie:

Legal Theory that I suffer from obesity --

"There Is No Evidence"

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GnosticAwakening 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh dear God, is that a real pic? Looks like an egg

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GnosticAwakening 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow, thats a big yikes lmao. Almost like forced public humiliation.

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GnosticAwakening 1 point ago +1 / -0

100%... but forced? idk

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Mrsattorney 5 points ago +5 / -0

What does Chy-na have on Chris Christie?

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MrMcGreenGenes 4 points ago +4 / -0

Restraining orders to prevent him from entering any of their buffet-style restaurants.

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Mrsattorney 3 points ago +3 / -0

😄😄😄😄

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loooooof 4 points ago +5 / -1

His FUPA-19 disease is ravaging his cognitive function.

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poketad 2 points ago +2 / -0

I live in jersey, we had tons of fraud here. I’ve had dead relatives who voted, nothing I can do about it and no one will investigate.

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hazelknut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Penis nowhere to be found.

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19American62Woman 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s a thumbnail🤣

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Farqquard 2 points ago +2 / -0

How much inside info would he have. He's on the outside looking in. He's a bloated fartsack and could never be trusted.

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SBDAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only thing here that is absurd is Chris Christie!

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Wefoundyouremails 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine if our future was in this guy's hands, instead of Mike Pence's. Pence might still betray us, but there would be no question if it was Krispy Kreme Christie here.

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poolnoodle 1 point ago +1 / -0

And he has had gastric bypass surgery already

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miatamadness 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chris Christie, a 58-year-old who eats 376 meatballs a day

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ProphetOfKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was kicked off Trump’s transition team for a reason, and he’s still salty.