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Isolated_Patriot 97 points ago +97 / -0

Held, like with a rope or something?

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Brakesbreaktrains2 18 points ago +18 / -0

Dead is dead. It can be days for all of me.

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ShartMaster 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll personally pay for more rope!

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TripleBlack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rope is in short supply. Let's use wood chippers. Feet first.

Then we can feed the remain to pigs. Then we can slaughter the pigs for bacon. Then we can burn the absentee ballots to smoke the bacon.

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lurker247 1 point ago +1 / -0

MAGA: Make American Gallows Again

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sometimescanbefunny 11 points ago +11 / -0

You know that the best way to do it is to leave them there for the day - the grotesque, macabre picture it paints to a populace is powerful. People see a gallows with people hanging there from dawn to dusk and it's a solemn reminder of how dark the world can be.

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DahRage 2 points ago +2 / -0

We don't have to use only rope. Use the full day rope for the big league commies, and firing squad the rest if need be!

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Brainspore 1 point ago +1 / -0

Use pianowire instead. Insta-reusable!

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Error404 16 points ago +16 / -0

I think past 50% it involves something more substantial like a bastard sword and a large wood block

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zooty 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's barbaric.

We live in an industrial age. We should be able to come up with a machine that removes at least ten traitors' heads per minute.

Perhaps Barr could reach out to his contacts at KFC.

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Error404 1 point ago +1 / -0

LMAO I KEK'd so hard I'm lightheaded.

I concur, we need an automated process that would make Henry Ford want to beat off to.

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Forty_Five 3 points ago +3 / -0

kek

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daisytrench 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMG LOL

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Sting 2 points ago +3 / -1

Or with a cloth.... wait... damnit I fucked it up.