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ZackMorris_osbro 41 points ago +41 / -0

What I am starting to see is the cardboard bottom of this delicious bucket of KFC fried chicken.

     - Bill Barr, definitely
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MostlyPeaceful 16 points ago +16 / -0

The true mystery here - if I may - is just how exactly an official order was issued and duly witnessed and yet upon unwrapping of all related materials and a thorough investigation having been conducted, I didn't get two sides with my big box meal.

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sometimescanbefunny 5 points ago +5 / -0

"I was promised a never-ending chicken bucket; if this bucket isn't filled in 17 seconds I'll find a noose in your office and tell your coworkers that you're feeling suicidal"

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MustBeTrump 0 points ago +2 / -2

That's racist and a hate crime.

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Omahusker 2 points ago +2 / -0

-Bill "Candy" Barr

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zooty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bar has announced that he's had enough and it's time to move forward...

And start on that delicious chocolate cake.