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thelastlast 284 points ago +289 / -5

lol cope Trumpettes, that's only an 8,500,000% increase in errors, lol

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QuaratinedAnon 127 points ago +128 / -1

People downvoting this obvious satire goes to show how retarded leftists have genuinely been acting lately.

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CucumberExtract 34 points ago +34 / -0

It's super sad because it's unfortunately not as obvious as it should be.

If it wasn't for the bookend 'lol's I'd not have caught it as satire.

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Spark-001 2 points ago +2 / -0

My satire account was too convincing and got deported =/

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Anubis1 2 points ago +2 / -0

It comes from kids who grew up with the internet. They can't detect sarcasm unless there is a /s or lol at the end of the sentence. Poor social skills.

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marrkus_of_mrkopalj 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was totally confused as to why he was talking about trumpets. I play a trumpet, like what the hell?

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muhfeefees 18 points ago +18 / -0

Eh, you'd be surprised. Being a trump supporter does not preclude one from being a moron as well though it does generally act as a good filter.

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The_Gay_Deceiver 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't mind morons as long as they don't insist they're actually smart, which ofc is the defining feature of leftist morons.

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ZeroDeltaTango 4 points ago +4 / -0

People downvoting this obvious satire goes to show how retarded leftists have genuinely been acting lately.

It also shows how people have been gradually trained to read just the beginning and ending of posts, like 80% read only headlines rather than articles. They saw "lol cope trumpettes, that's only..." at the start and "lol" at the end, didn't feel like dealing with numbers, and hit the down arrow

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sustainable_saltmine 25 points ago +25 / -0

Biden Bitches best be preparing their assholes

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T_DforTrump2020 15 points ago +15 / -0

Their assholes are always ready.

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Oldnormal 17 points ago +17 / -0

If 68% of ballots were sent to adjudication they all could be easily changed by the adjudicators. Remember that video where a woman demonstrated she could just change votes however she wanted in adjudication?

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Leeeashlee 4 points ago +4 / -0

Most women are irrational. Especially the democrats ones

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thelastlast 3 points ago +3 / -0

i have no comment on that matter at this time..

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

That sounds irrational. Are you a snowflake?

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zwiebelsaft 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMAO