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Dorktron4Runner 117 points ago +118 / -1

Add to this the fact that he liquidated $60m in stock, kinda makes ya think twice about taking the toxic cocktail. It’s a pass for me and my family.

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ThoughtPoPoNoNo 9 points ago +10 / -1

link?

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Dorktron4Runner 16 points ago +16 / -0

https://alethonews.com/2020/11/11/pfizers-ceo-dumps-62-of-his-stock-on-covid-vaccine-announcement/

This says $6m worth of stock. But still, a 62% sell off is weird.

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 26 points ago +26 / -0

If my company had a vaccine that was going to end a global lockdown, I wouldn't be selling that stock....

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Hoot 7 points ago +11 / -4

No it isn't. He's a smart man, which means he has a diversified portfolio. Executives whose compensation is mostly in stock are constantly balancing the need to diversify with the need to time their stock selloffs with market highs.

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Dorktron4Runner 11 points ago +11 / -0

Why would the market high be before administration of the highly-touted vaccines? Wouldn’t the stock increase after everyone loves Pfizer because of their “miracle drug”?

Or, wait, MAYBE he is anticipating some adverse effects from the vaccine?

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Prussian_Pepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

What could go wrong with injecting people with aborted fetus kidney cells that manipulate and rewrite human DNA to become "immune" to C19!? It's never been properly tested on humans before. And from the limited ones that have I mean it's not like several have already died from it. Sounds like a GREAT plan to me...

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phibetared 95 points ago +95 / -0

The FDA should REQUIRE that the CEO and all top execs at the drug companies take the drug... before the public does

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pmurTJdlanoD 40 points ago +40 / -0

Need to figure out a way to confirm it’s the real thing and not a saline injection. Like by having a lottery and he must show up to someone else’s appointment and take their dose or something. Not easy to scheme around that level of power and wealth.

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Bluestorm83 22 points ago +22 / -0

"What's wrong, Dukat? Take it. They're all the same, aren't they?"

  • Major Kira Nerys, proving that the "benevolent" man in charge was full of shit, and possibly a conduit for the Space Devil.
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Norenia 3 points ago +3 / -0

I almost find it amazing that the biggest slimeball in that series was not the “oppressor” lord, but the “oppressed” pope.

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pmurTJdlanoD 9 points ago +9 / -0

Exactly it’s almost impossible to confirm they are really being injected with a real dose. Only plebs will be encouraged to do so while the elites point and laugh. It’s quite a powder keg.

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SPONGE 5 points ago +5 / -0

🚨 COCA COLA TESTS POSITIVE FOR COVID19 🚨 - LIVE PCR test in Austrian Parliament. HUGE! - https://thedonald.win/p/11R4XDOHEW/-coca-cola-tests-positive-for-/

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lazercrazy3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh no, how do we vaccinate coke?

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Chickenbaconpoutine 3 points ago +3 / -0

She had received the injection prior to that but the news teams asked her to 'reenact' the gesture because they wanted better footage of it.

There are longer videos out there that show her getting the vaccine then going through the mock one afterwards.

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Oliver_Cromwell_1658 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks, I have seen this happen a few times. These people are twisted.

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behemoth887 2 points ago +2 / -0

all the top advocates for lockdowns should be held down and shot up with this death cocktail they wanted so bad.

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NotSpyRussian 4 points ago +4 / -0

In the peehole

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WHITE_MALE 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is so easily fakable.

They could literally just put some BAC water in a vial and take it and say that it was the vaccine.

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Chopper_Pilot 2 points ago +2 / -0

YOU MOUTH TO OUR EARS!! THIS needs to be made LAW!!

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obamagavemeaphone 32 points ago +32 / -0

Translation: "Ya'll ain't stickin ME with that shit!"

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KarpLykov 11 points ago +11 / -0

“I still want to have kids.”

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4n0n1776 0 points ago +1 / -1

Its not even contraception... it would cause a miscarriage

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Miss me with that pointy shit!”

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hate how Microsoft and other companies tried to sanitize it into “Eating your own ice cream”

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ObongoForPrison2020 18 points ago +18 / -0

"This is a deadly disease the likes of which we have never seen, and I am the CEO of the company that created the 'cure,' but I don't want to take it until later."

Fuck you.

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thelastlast 17 points ago +17 / -0

I mean Trump said the same shit.

the vaccine is where I break with Trump, and there's no way it's part of some larger "plan"

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Aedenwolf187 3 points ago +4 / -1

The vaccine is going to the military to be distributed, you don't think they will run some tests before handing it out?

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SPONGE 5 points ago +5 / -0

🚨 COCA COLA TESTS POSITIVE FOR COVID19 🚨 - LIVE PCR test in Austrian Parliament. HUGE! - https://thedonald.win/p/11R4XDOHEW/-coca-cola-tests-positive-for-/

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MisterGuapo 3 points ago +3 / -0

CORONA-COLA!

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4n0n1776 0 points ago +1 / -1

Does this mean the tests are crap, or that they're putting the virus in Coca Cola?

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Kameltoe 16 points ago +16 / -0

Margret Sanger noises intensify

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GreatestAmericanHero 10 points ago +10 / -0

Relevant: GMO Advocate Says Monsanto's Roundup Safe to Drink, Then Refuses Glass

https://youtu.be/QWM_PgnoAtA

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 7 points ago +7 / -0

Saying a weed killer is safe to drink is absolute bullshit

Hell, saying shampoo is safe to drink is bullshit

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SALTFREEPOETRY 6 points ago +6 / -0

Let give him a couple vaxx.. Just to be sure... I hope Trump is smart enough not to take it....

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mean he’s already making antibodies for the virus now so there is no reason for him to take it

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Kaarous 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh and by the way there's a whole new kind of coronavirus that looks and acts exactly the same as the last one and the vaccine won't protect you. But it totally isn't the exact same one and the vaccine is fake or anything.

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dtm123 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Didn't they end up finding out that the treatment option Hydroxychloroquine worked amazing for covid even though other health "experts" said it didn't work.

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Morpheus75 5 points ago +5 / -0

As a show of good faith, entire Pfizer board and those who worked on the vaccine should all take it.

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scyenceFiction 7 points ago +7 / -0

More to the point: Have their children take it.

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KoofNoof 5 points ago +5 / -0

If the vaccine was legitimate, you know he’d rush to be the first to get one, and say, “I wanted to get one first to demonstrate how safe it is for the people”.

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Stevie 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m sure there’s a lot of people that would be more than happy for him to be first in line

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KurtTingles 4 points ago +4 / -0

My family and I had waited 5 hours in line for the COVID savior vaccination. We finally made it to the front when out of nowhere Albert Bourla burst through the door and sat in the chair, elbowing my daughter in the face while he cut in line. He made direct eye-contact with me as the doctor administered the last vaccine for the day, staring at me with that Greek shit-eating grin. My daughter cried, inconsolable as I stood there paralyzed, literally shaking. He can't keep getting away with this.

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Dessert4TWO69 4 points ago +4 / -0

It is not like he would be forced to take the bad version reserved for the rest of us even if he said he would take it...

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americathegr888 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you take this shit you're suicidal.

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Frandemo 4 points ago +4 / -0

In the actual article he states he hasn’t taken it yet because he doesn’t want to appear to be using his position to “skip the line.” He says they are having a meeting on how to ethically distribute it, but says he’s willing to take it sooner if it will add some trust to the people.

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earthtrekker7 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yeah... I dunno, it seems like the right thing to do to me. Tbh, I'm not sure why some pedes are turning on GEOTUS on the vaccine

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meme_oil 4 points ago +4 / -0

you have to be a moron to get this shot!

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JustASwigOfBeer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shouldn't Biden go first?

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CommanderMontague 3 points ago +3 / -0

He should be force innoculated 10 times.

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Sum_devil 3 points ago +3 / -0

Would you buy a new bullet proof vest without the creator first putting it to the test?

These people really do think we’re idiots.

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crobbies 3 points ago +3 / -0

he doesn't want to get in line for bells palsy

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americanjerky 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds like something I would say if I was weaseling my way out of taking a poisonous vaccine.

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animehenat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Isn’t that the same thing that Trump said?

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bf4truth 3 points ago +3 / -0

lolololol, its a vaccine... it isnt like its some rare highly sought after piece of computer hardware or something. The only thing that delays you getting it is distance from the production line.

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young_roshi 3 points ago +3 / -0

How noble of him

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theneverman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Albert Bourla: "I'm not taking that shit!"
his lawyer: "Al, you gotta clean it up for the press" Albert Bourla: "no way I'm taking that shit"

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Spaceforce2033 3 points ago +3 / -0

The mrna God gene deletion stuff is terrifying. Seeing reports of early trial candidates report they can't feel their soul anymore after the vac, and in some patients it cause severe unreversable neurological trama.

Unfortunately... I can't figure out how to validate that these claims are real and not fake news to freak out the faithful.

Still not touching the vac with a 100 foot pole.

But the answer to my concern on validating the God gene is important, if that is real, then fuck need to be shouting it from the rooftops, as it stands, I don't think the vac is a good idea, but don't think it will harm anyone either so no sense in fear mongering it.

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czargwar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Any info on how many people received it in clinical trails? I'm not generally opposed to taking vaccines, just doesn't seem like a good idea for this particular virus for me being in a very 'low risk' category.

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RighteousHo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I dont know what it is but I just don't believe him...

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daves52380 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’s a liar, by the distortion of his face I’d say he’s already had both doses.

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cook_does 2 points ago +2 / -0

Put me at the end of the line, you know after all the needy, poor, minorities, and people.

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Butthurt 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s my excuse when the fam is gathered for thanksgiving and I don’t wanna be mean about hating her meatloaf recipe

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Poopyonurface 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cool, I’ll also choose to go to the back of the line. Don’t want to be selfish!

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de9ebkmd7 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gosh, you'd think the company that makes it would hire a nurse to come in one day and just give everyone the shot. "Form a line! A-N show up at 10am, everyone else at 2pm! Thank you!"

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me either. All ky shots should go to liberals.

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Sapito 2 points ago +3 / -1

i would like to donate my shot. no need to thank me.

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pup1pup 2 points ago +4 / -2

His excuse is plausible though. I know liberals well enough that they would rage against the 1% who abuse their privilege to "cut in line".

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RazOfTheDeities 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, to be honest... The vaccine has a 94/95% chance to prevent/get rid of Covid-19 symptoms.

Covid-19 has an 80% chance to prevent/get rid of Covid-19 symptoms, as 80% of infected people are asymptomatic.

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behemoth887 2 points ago +2 / -0

i have the vaccine for aids, and since i made it i'm taking it first fuck you guys

i have the vaccine for cancer, and since i made it i'm taking it first fuck you guys

i have the vaccine for ebola, and since i made it i'm taking it first fuck you guys

i have the vaccine for this bullshit chink virus, and fuck that i'm not taking this shit you take it.

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Scroon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is Trump rope-a-doping Big Pharma? He plays along like he's excited and grateful for the new vaccine, and then when they're proven innefective and harmful, he can righteously smite them for their lies.

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DoinYaWiFe 1 point ago +1 / -0

He should have been first.

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core101 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a gentleman.