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posted ago by NoStumpyTrumpy ago by NoStumpyTrumpy +96 / -0

Thanks to Jill Biden, every JD, PhD, DBA, EngD, EdD, etc, now gets to refer to themselves as doctors. Suddenly we all get to pretend we have some special authority to lecture about covid!

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Knowthyself 8 points ago +8 / -0

I also demand to called doctor because I identify as one.

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hondo1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I demand to be called Master from here on out, because it sounds cool and I don't want all that tuition cost to be for nothing!

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DangleBarry 7 points ago +7 / -0

I got my Doctor of Metaphysics through the Universal Life Church.

$30 or some shit. And more valuable than any EdD.

I now require that all y'all address me as "Dr. DangleBarry".

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two_womps 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dr. Richard T. DangleBarry III, Esq.

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DangleBarry 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why thank you, Sir.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Worshipping idiots for their fake sjw D.Ed degrees, many of which were paid for using "scholarships" and grants that were ultimately funded by the taxpayers.

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NoStumpyTrumpy [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I never did understand paying for teachers to get advanced degrees on the public's dime.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Redistribution of wealth.

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GreatHumungous 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hell im not a doctorate of any type but I’m just calling myself ‘Dr’ now, why not?

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Bluestorm83 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've got a 'UgeD, should I get the ladies to call me "Doctor?"

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obamagavemeaphone 2 points ago +4 / -2

The title "Doctor" refers to a degree status NOT the ability to attend to another person's health. The term has been appropriated by the health industry the same way the Globohomos stole the Rainbow. If a person studies beyond a Masters degree then they have a "Doctorate"

A doctorate or doctor's degree or doctoral degree, is an academic degree awarded by universities, derived from the ancient formalism licentia docendi. In most countries, it is a research degree that qualifies the holder to teach at university level in the degree's field, or to work in a specific profession.

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Morpheus75 2 points ago +2 / -0

What if I identify as an attack chipper? Would it be Dr. Apache?

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Zadok 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just so happen to be a Dr. Of the Pompatus of Love.

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MakeFreedomRing 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I can remove a splinter can I be called a DR. Too?

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MatthewUSA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I printed mine offline... does that count?

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NoStumpyTrumpy [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everything counts! We can just toss the term around willy-nilly now.

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NoStumpyTrumpy [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Actually, it should be "Dr. President Elect Nostumpytrumpy."