Where is Gina Haspel??
💩 SHITPOST 💩
Fellow Pedes,
It's been almost a month since we last saw Gina Haspel in public. Surely she must be suffering some sniffles or down with the commie coof. Maybe she needs a "Get Well Soon" rally to help cheer her up?
She is most likely in need of is. ..
REINCARNATION
She's currently vacationing down at the spa. Her singing lessons are going very well... turns out she has a fine singing voice... who knew?
Maybe vacationing in Cuba. Gitmo maybe
recovering from the plastic surgery needed to alter her identity
She's a speed bump at a new Mall in Wyoming. Hey, good a guess as any. ;-)